What are some domineering sentences that make you happy every day?

Happy everyday domineering sentences:

(1) If you like me, just blink your eyes. If you don’t like me, just put your left foot on your right shoulder.

(2) If you are so good-looking, why don’t you fall in love?

(3) I miss you so much today, and I will miss you even more tomorrow.

(4) If you can’t get rich overnight, two nights will do, and half a month is acceptable to me.

(5) Be like a chili pepper, passionate! It’s like cabbage, with layers! Like lotus root, keep an eye on it. But I'm different, I'm just a rolling pin, straight!