Humorous sentences in which women tease men.

Humorous sentences in which women tease men.

When a woman makes fun of a man's humorous sentences, life should be full of vitality, and it is rare to have an interesting atmosphere. Therefore, we can say some interesting sentences to enliven the atmosphere. Let's share the humorous sentences that women tease men.

Women make fun of men's humorous sentences 1 1. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?

2. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.

3. Q: "How can you make your deskmate be dead set on meeting the teacher for you when playing with your mobile phone in class?" Answer: "Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

4, our love is like a tractor on the road, vigorous.

5, travel is from the place where you are tired of living to the place where others are tired of living.

6. I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

7. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Whoever gives me gold, I will change it for him.

I don't want love. I don't want to carry anything but freedom.

9. You are a mule when you have sperm.

10, in the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to earth!

1 1, don't give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious.

12, don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

13, count the money until your hand cramps, and sleep until you wake up naturally.

14. Youth is like toilet paper. Saw a lot. It's not enough to use it alone.

15, how dare you come out to meet people? Good people don't do it, they have to come out as dogs.

16, the world is like a giant doll machine, and I sit in it like a helpless little fool.

17, I haven't lost weight for so many years, just for your "care" when we broke up.

18, people who have always been dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.

19, when you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened!

20. Things that took a long time to understand will always be overturned by occasional emotional loss of control.

2 1, your good brother is moldy there. Can he still have his own children? Why did you keep it from me?

22, it rains in the middle of the night, it is cloudy in the middle of the night, and it is even more scary to shout in the middle of the night.

23. Who are you to say that I have changed? What have you experienced with me?

24.* * * When I gave birth to you, I must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy!

25, how many sentences I love you, and finally I love you, this is a sin!

As long as the fool is right, April Fool's Day is celebrated every day.

27, you continue to be your actor, I can't play your routine.

28. It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is still a little hope to steal fat.

Many years ago, you said that if I didn't marry, if you didn't marry, we would be together. Five years later, I am still unmarried, but you are married and remarried.

30. Love is like an hourglass. The heart is full and the brain is empty.

3 1, I used to be proud that no one bowed their heads. Later, I learned to talk to different dogs.

32. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

It took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

36, the night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles!

Titanic gave me 15 years, but I couldn't find anyone to go with me.

Only children can distinguish right from wrong, and adults only look at advantages and disadvantages.

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money! The second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other, and the other way around: I love to attack and defend.

Even if men conquer the world, they will be conquered by women one day.

3. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has a morning and a night.

Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

My sister has been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

6. Most men, just like Tang Priest, have n chances to get married in the process of learning the scriptures.

7. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

8, it is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

9. Money is not the problem, but no money.

10, gorgeous turn, unexpectedly low-key hit the wall.

1 1. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

12, failed physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

13, growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

14, those who are particularly handsome but don't know themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

15, when I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

16, money, how many people in love can't be together. Money makes many people who don't want to love sleep together.

17. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

18, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday? 、

19, don't use "honey trap" on me in the future, or I will accompany you to the end.

20. According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

2 1, no matter how old human members are, they are all young in the face of money.

I will work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

23. When I grow up, I want to cut my hair short. Long hair and short knowledge show that I have culture.

24. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

25, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

27, be a low-key person, as handsome as me, I didn't say.

28, there is no fate between us, all by my face value.

29. I never write typos, but I write generic words.

30. My real life: count the money until I wake up naturally and sleep until my hand cramps.

Women tease men's humorous sentences 3 1, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

You really wasted your parents' time all night.

If you use a honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

5, there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love.

6. It is said that he weighs only 100, and he is neither flat-chested nor short.

7. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

8. I am a thin man. I can count my ribs when I am sad!

9. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs!

10, I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible!

1 1, from which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

12, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

13, I haven't held hands for a long time. A chicken feet with pickled peppers feels very gentle.

14, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

15, you look serious and seem to really understand people!

16, God spread wisdom all over the world, but only gave you an umbrella.

17, the high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone for one year.

18, don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you at all.

19, bask in the sun more, and no one will call you an idiot after sunbathing.

20. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

2 1, will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

22. What happened to my ugliness? It's you who's disgusting. I can't tell anyway.

23. The worst thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than your broken mouth.

25, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

26, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no real material inside.

27. The prerequisite for others to save face for you is that you have a brain first!

28. Are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

29. As the old saying goes, losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

30. My spittle is used to count money, not to reason with you.

3 1. The eyes are the windows to the soul. I think your window should be cleaned.

32. You are a real beauty. Only in the tunnel can you become a beauty, because there is no light.