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Wonderful conversation
They will all say one thing to me:
Brother Bin praises you in front of us every time.
I just laughed and didn't want to explain too much.
First of all, my shortcomings, eating a few meals and chatting a few times,
Everyone will see it, everyone will know it, just don't say it.
Secondly, I am self-aware and have many shortcomings, but my nature is hard to change.
Some people say that I, wow, have worked under the system for eight years.
I admire you for being so angular.
I know, there are some derogatory meanings in it, but I take it as a compliment.
Or what? Go back angrily?
Say I'm just a true temperament, not a false lofty?
I am not as good as Li Ao, a "madman" who laughs, scolds and is broad-minded.
Part? 1
Li Ao, who is narcissistic to the extreme, dares to expose his shortcomings.
In love, Li Ao pursues the ultimate perfection.
"If there is a new woman, beautiful and wandering, charming and confused, excellent and sad and sexy, incomprehensible and unreasonable, it must be Hu Yinmeng."
"Tang Wei have nothing to see? My ex-wife Hu Yinmeng is very beautiful. "
In order to be with Hu Yinmeng, Li Ao called his current girlfriend vivian lau:
"I still love you 100%, but now it is one thousandth, you can only avoid it!"
Heroes and beautiful women have been a classic combination since ancient times. She looks up to him like a bright moon, and he appreciates her like an empty valley.
But in just 3 months and 22 days, they ended this short marriage.
A handful of 1 15 days, the crazy love brought by hormones and dopamine has not passed, but it has parted ways.
Li Ao announced his divorce to the public because he couldn't bear to see Hu Yinmeng attend a rally against Li Ao, and the person next to him suddenly became a stabbing man.
Another reason why he mentioned their divorce:
"Hu is like a fairy in a fairy tale in my mind. I can't stand the slightest flaw. One day, I accidentally opened the unlocked bathroom door. I saw Hu squatting on the toilet with constipation and a ferocious expression. It is really unbearable. "
In addition, Li Ao wrote by innuendo in the book: When a beautiful woman is constipated, she is no different from ordinary people.
Although he repeatedly praised the beauty of his ex-wife after years of divorce, such "dirty work" has destroyed Hu Yinmeng's incomparable temperament.
This makes us wonder whether this talented person "Convenient" still maintains an elegant demeanor.
The fact is that he can accept his greater "unbearable", but he can't let him see the unbearable goddess in his mind.
In a self-centered evaluation system, there are always two distinct lines.
One is low enough for you to cross easily, and the other is high enough for many people to reach.
"Ten times I listened to the sorrow of spring and changed my tongue, and three times I thought I was old and ugly and changed my eyebrows."
27 years old, neither old nor ugly, but his marriage ran aground because of a "constipation". The absurdity of love is second to none.
Marquez said in Love in Cholera Period:
You can't live with each other in another way, and you can't love each other in another way-nothing is more difficult than love in the world.
Part? 2
Li Ao, love, Hu Yinmeng, it's true.
What I want to say is Li Ao's perfect attitude towards love.
Maybe constipation is not the real reason for the divorce, but at least Li Ao can't fully accept the person he loves most.
Li Ao's divorce blamed herself for all the responsibilities and won everyone's praise: a real man.
A real man can accept his greater "unbearable", but he can't see the unbearable goddess in his mind.
This real man can only say and admit.
That's Hu Yinmeng. If you try this after 90,
I guess you'll be angry:
If you can't accept my worst side, then you don't deserve my best side.
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Part? three
Blind date is the hottest topic nowadays.
And we always mention a lot of great men in the process of blind date.
Today, I want to talk about that wonderful girl.
A friend of mine, S, has a strange way of dating.
Our blind date, like ordinary girls, will dress up.
S blind date is the place where she chooses to eat and always checks out in advance.
After meeting, if she doesn't like it, or if she likes it but the other person is completely boring,
She will settle the bill in advance and won't give the other party a chance to owe her a favor.
If both parties are interested, she will still check out early.
Let the other person owe you a favor, so as to give the other person a chance to ask you out.
In the process of chatting, S always introduces himself first.
How lazy, how lazy, for example,
How smelly, how smelly, for example,
For example, how to squander money,
Bad temper, how bad, for example,
......
In short, s will tell each other the worst side first,
As you can imagine, a girl with delicate facial features was made opposite.
Talk about your own shortcomings,
That kind of smug scene?
Someone will definitely say that it is estimated that 80% of men are scared away.
Otherwise, those who stayed must have taken a fancy to her beauty.
There won't be a man. After you say it,
I also praised you and said, Wow, we have so many common shortcomings.
We are made for each other!
In reality, men are more likely to, oh, huh? Oh, my God. Really?
Their hearts must be filled with words of surprise.
Some people are angry with her,
Ask her: Who can support you if you are such a failure?
S always said, "didn't I raise myself well before I met you?"
Part? four
Perhaps in the eyes of many people, this kind of blind date is a bit extreme.
But it's better than a man saying:
You women are perfect when you are in love, but you show your true colors when you get married.
Regardless of this blind date,
Let's talk about how many men can accept your beauty and your shortcomings when you are dating.
Maybe many girls will say that this is also the premise of beauty.
Actually, it's not. As long as your self-confidence is as strong as Jia Ling's, you can do it.
Although this probability is small, it also exists.
After dating for more than a year, I met that gentleman.
She said that the love and marriage she wanted was,
"When you met me, I had thousands of shortcomings.
But after marriage, I can't be worse than this.
I hope you can accept me who was imperfect before marriage,
I can tolerate the imperfect me after marriage. "
We met, but the real marriage may not be what we expected.
After marriage, the husband tolerated the shortcomings of S, but S also tolerated more shortcomings of the husband.
Part? five
Whenever I tell my best friend how overbearing and unreasonable I am,
Friends always say that only Brother Bin can tolerate you so much.
Yes, sometimes I think that my own shortcomings are really, really a little too many and unreasonable.
If you are clearly wrong, but never admit it. It is obvious that he is wrong, and he is always angry with the other party for not apologizing.
No wonder some people say: Never reason with a woman.
I saw a joke on the Internet, which said:
The girl sent a message to the boy saying:
I saw a news while taking medicine just now.
So what news did the boys send back?
Then the girl got angry and lost her temper with the boy:
Why don't you ask me why I take medicine? It seems that you don't really love me!
The boy looks bullied. What does this have to do with loving you or not? This is not logical at all. Well, it's unreasonable.
As a result, the boy successfully joined the army of single dog. "
So from this paragraph, we can sum up a truth:
Boys should never try to tell girls logic, let alone try to convince their girlfriends with logic and reason, or you will die.
You know, what's your reason for a creature like us who can't die after bleeding for seven days a month?
And if you insist on reasoning with us, the final result is:
Not only will we not listen, but we will also turn over old scores together, make you kneel down, apologize for everything and let you know what despair is.
Part? six
I should be grateful,
Brother Bin selflessly tolerates my shortcomings and fully supports my hobbies, which is enough.
In marriage, don't expect too much, knowing satisfaction is the greatest happiness.
The most poisonous sweet words I have ever heard are:
I want to spoil you until no one wants you. You can only accompany me for a lifetime.
Although it sounds overbearing, it takes courage to tolerate your own shortcomings.
Maybe some people say that the final result is Luo Zijun in my first half of my life.
That depends on your ability to be spoiled and sit back and watch.
For the rest of my life, for a long time,
I hope you can find someone who can accept your worst side and tolerate you for a lifetime.
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