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Make sentences about picking up girls (about 30)
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Picking up girls is like hanging out on QQ. If you coax her for 2 hours a day, you will soon be able to have sex.
2
Guan Guan Jujiu, in Hezhizhou, is familiar with the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Study math and make an appointment. The bold words are still there, but I am still single. Singles’ Day is coming unexpectedly, I hope to be single as soon as possible!
3
Picking up girls is easy, as long as you are willing to dig deep. Select a target, even if you can't find a matchmaker, you can still mess with the shoes. If you can't win the person in life, you will rape his corpse in death. Those who die for love are all **!
4
The highest level of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.
5
Spending time training your brain, having an affair will make you feel good, picking up girls will help you resist aging, flirting will relieve your worries, your crush will never grow old, and you will be less drowsy with lovesickness.
6
Learn as you go! It turns out that what we do every day is to keep picking up girls.
7
I have studied common vocabulary for picking up girls in 280 languages ????around the world, and this sentence is a must-learn for beginners.
8
Guan Guan Jujiu, in Hezhizhou, is familiar with the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Study math and make an appointment. Learn English and pick up foreign girls. The bold words are still there, but I am still single. Singles' Day is here, forget your ideals, be realistic, as long as you don't have a runny nose!
9
There is heaven above, and there is a casino below; you don’t have to eat, but you can surf the Internet; you have money to pick up girls, but you don’t have money to rob them; everyone practices boxing, curses and sings; the wine rack is cool and unrestrained , Smoking is healthy; if this continues, it will be a disaster sooner or later.
10
Tips for Singles’ Day: All singles, go pick up girls today. Regardless of the reason for being single, don’t spend Singles’ Day alone, and don’t increase your loneliness; Or find a friend to get together with, don't let yourself be alone.
11
It’s Valentine’s Day and other people are picking up girls and boys, but I can only pick up Master Kang....
12
Guan Guanju Jiu, in the river island, is familiar with the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Study math and make an appointment. Learn English and pick up foreign girls. The bold words are still there, but I am still single. Singles' Day is here, forget your ideals and be realistic.
13
Santa Claus said: Playing with your heart will train your brain, cheating will improve your heart, picking up girls will prevent aging, flirting will relieve worries, your crush will never grow old, you will be less lovesick and drowsy, and compare it with the scientific outlook on development. If you have it, you will develop it, if you don’t have it, you will practice it! Merry Christmas!
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1.11 is coming, so here are three tips for picking up girls. 1: You need to make girls think you are fun. 1: You need to make girls think you are useful. 1: You want girls to think you are so mysterious. 1.11 Singles' Day, I wish you success in picking up girls and enjoy sweet love!
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It’s fake that you go traveling, but it’s real that you pick up girls indirectly. You pretend to be traveling for fitness, direct contact is central. On your journey alone, you enjoy the sweetness of two people. Hey, I really have you, buddy. However, I wish you a pleasant journey and may you always be happy. Hey, man, I'm not bad.
16
Play basketball and pick up girls, drive away weakness and drive away sorrow. Collide with your body to fight for the ball, and work closely together to make friends. Deliver happiness and good luck, win the world in an instant. Invest in honor and invest in wealth, and the economic foundation determines love. International Basketball Day, play well and be happy every day!
17
The bachelor is really majestic, and he brings the world of blind dates; the bachelor is so passionate, and he takes a trip to China to pick up girls; the bachelor is so fun, and he brings the beauty recharge card; the bachelor has no empty pockets, and he is alone Come and go locally. Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you happiness and relaxation.
18
Now I understand that money from instant noodles is really not good for picking up girls.
19
Youth can’t do without dreams, summer can’t do without fans, picking up girls can’t do without money, sleeping without quilts can’t do, and it’s cold without clothes.
It’s getting colder, so keep warm and wear more clothes!
20
Someone bought a Porsche key for 90 yuan online and said that it would look awesome to put it on the table when he goes out to pick up girls! Friend: What if I have to take a car to pick up a girl? Someone said: Just say you can't drive if you drink too much and take a taxi back.
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Tips for Singles’ Day: All singles, go pick up girls today. No matter what the reason for being single is, don’t spend Singles’ Day alone, and don’t increase your loneliness; Or find a friend to get together with, don't let yourself be alone. You can also work overtime to enrich yourself with your busy work, or play games online to kill your loneliness. lishixinzhi/364838 Remember Singles’ Day means being single and happy.
22
In ancient times, there were poor scholars who dug into walls to steal light and hung up corners to read. Today, there are "little emperors" who, at the age of fifteen or sixteen, are rich and wealthy and do not study to pick up girls. It can be seen that whether you read or not does not depend on the external environment, but on whether you are determined or not.
23
Acacias make you less drowsy, but your secret love never grows old; flirting relieves troubles, playing with your heart trains your brain; cheating has a good heart, picking up girls resists aging.
24
Friends, don’t have any worries! Otherwise, if you encounter hungry ghosts when eating, drunkards when drinking, perverts when picking up girls, troublemakers when doing things, lonely ghosts when making friends, send a text message on Halloween to send all your troubles to hell!
25
He is an upright and unyielding man, he thrives under a stick, he is thrifty and kind, he laughs before he speaks, he is quick to talk but does not understand the scheming, he is kind and generous but knows how to give in. Escape from poverty and become rich and have no time to pick up girls. Most people who are fair and honest have girlfriends. Wish you: Happy Singles’ Day***!
26
Dear wife, guess what I am doing now? I don’t smoke or drink! I didn’t play dota! Not even picking up girls online! Well, let me tell you, I'm here. Miss you! Always miss you! 730 I miss you more!
27
During the day, I watch all the beautiful women, and at night, I just dream about it. My mind is filled with beautiful heads, and the sun is rising in a daze. I hurriedly got up, ate instant noodles and went to work. Shino: I make instant noodles when someone picks up girls, and I look like a handsome man.
28
In a day when the streets are full of Feng sisters and Furong sisters everywhere, in a festival where handsome guys become ghosts and beauties are monsters, you can relax a little. , enjoy picking up girls, relax and chat casually, I wish you a happy Halloween.
29
Something is bothering me and I have been suffering from insomnia for several days. Your family is going to have a baby, and it would be great if it is a boy. Smoking and drinking with me, I'll teach you how to fight and pick up girls. Just kidding, that's my family's big treasure too. I've been feeling lonely and bored lately. How about I borrow your Dabao to play with for a couple of days?
30
Congratulations, your wish to "eat moon cakes and drink deeply, not to be a marshal but to be romantic. Pick up girls in Guanghan Palace and sing a song Guixiasu" will come true tonight , please point the screen at the moonlight, raise your phone high and shout - Sister Chang'e, here I come!
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