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My sister's composition

In ordinary daily life, everyone will be exposed to composition to some extent. Composition requires a complete text structure, and endless composition should be avoided. So how to write a general composition? The following is my sister's composition, I hope it will help everyone.

My sister's composition 1 never recited Tang poems lightly, never left long shawls, never cut candles at the west window, and never wiped tears with a handkerchief. It's my elder sister. She is sometimes like a tomboy and a little narcissistic, but she never forgets her pursuit of fashion. She is a monkey, petite, with heavy eyebrows and big eyes. She is eloquent, simple and simple, humorous, and makes people around her want to make friends with her.

Sister is our famous "loud voice". As long as she shouts, everyone around her can hear her. As soon as she turned on her voice, she smiled with her hands and became narcissistic: Did you sing well? I know I am a future singer. Hehe, I whispered in private, "I'm afraid the singer can't hear the voice." Everyone laughed at my words. My sister thought she was laughing at her and said angrily, "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman sing? " Really. "I heard something and said something to shut her up. You might ask, "What?" I've seen beautiful women, but I haven't seen all your beautiful women! My sister doesn't know whether to cry or laugh.

On New Year's Eve, we laughed from ear to ear because of my sister's humor. Grandma said that my sister is a happy fruit in my family. I am glad that my mother gave birth to a good sister for me. Just when our family was happy, my mother began to nag again: "Boys and girls, you are too old, why don't you learn to dress up?" Look, there is a girl like you, like a tomboy. Look at Lingling next door, so beautifully dressed. "I said, and looked at my sister. My sister immediately argued, "Like me, what's wrong with me? I am a fashion element. I just don't understand,' Why do girls have to wear heavy makeup? Why must girls be quiet and reserved? Why can't girls be careless? Why can't girls be as energetic as boys?' I tell you, mom, girls can pursue fashion like me, okay? "My mother was speechless and said," What' o' and what' k'? "Because my mother is from the countryside and doesn't understand English, I can only argue with her sister.

This is my big sister, who makes me happy, makes my mother speechless and makes everyone happy. I like my humorous sister!

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The little author observes the characters with delicate thoughts, depicts the characters with delicate style and describes the characters with humorous language. Therefore, the characters are so vivid and lovely in the author's pen.

My sister's composition 2 I have many relatives; There is a father who loves the internet, a cute and cool brother-an old brother, and a nagging mother, but the elder sister is invincible, which means that she is different from the general "lady".

My sister is taller than me, but her figure is ok. That makes sense. But she never wears skirts. I'm depressed. Let's talk about that time On my sister's birthday, we went to Chongbai Supermarket to buy her a birthday present. I took a fancy to a very beautiful skirt in front of the clothing counter and asked my sister to try it on, but she refused. Depressed, depressed!

My sister is selfish, but she is selfish. The last time we just got home, we were attracted by the delicious fried potatoes cooked by my aunt. So we two hungry cats jumped up willy-nilly. You grabbed a piece, I grabbed a clip, and soon there was only one potato left.

"ShangShuai, you say how to do? There is only one potato, but we are two people, but I think this should belong to me. " Sister also neglected to wipe her mouth, and immediately became "wicked" to the last potato. Not to be outdone, I quickly retorted: "I am younger than you, you have to let me eat!" " "The two of us talked about our parents from the age, and we both expressed our opinions and argued endlessly. After all this trouble, I can't help it anymore! I waved chopsticks to grab it, but I didn't expect my sister to put one end of the bowl. I was blindsided at that time, because the initiative has now fallen to my sister. I was still unconvinced and rushed up; Seeing that I was going to make my last stop, my sister quickly ran to the room with her unique trick "Ningbo micro-step" and locked the door. I know I can't delay. If I am late, the potatoes will fall.

"thief"! So I rushed into the living room, grabbed my sister's schoolbag and shouted at her, "If you don't come out again, your schoolbag will put up with my Criminal Law! Don't worry, I promise to be "avantgarde" for you. Tomorrow you will be "cool" enough to go to school on your back! Hey! " My threat really worked. My sister suddenly ran out, and I rushed over and pounced ... As a result, the potato didn't jump, but I fell down. What a mess! My sister is crazy, jumping on the sofa and making faces at me.

It seems that at least when the sun and stars rise in the west, my sister can become a "lady".

My sister's composition 3 My sister and I have been complaining since childhood. Her name comes from Li Sao, and my name comes from Li Bai's solitary sail sentence.

When I was a child, I liked living in my sister's house. Even though we are always flushed, I still enjoy being laughed at by myself after that debate. Every night, we listened to the outside quietly like foxes until the door of my uncle's room closed and we started our own small world. In some sultry summers, my sister would drag me to the window and tell me about my study, mood and life. Night is the time when we don't quarrel. It seems that people become emotional as long as they step into the hour hand. Sometimes, my sister will tell me about the pressure from my parents. Sometimes, my sister will become a spiritual mentor. Obviously, she is only three years older than me, and she has to pose as an adult to educate me. That small windowsill listened to our whole childhood troubles and happiness and witnessed our growth again and again.

The next morning, I was always awakened by my sister's action of grabbing the quilt, and turned over. It was already dawn. When adults go to work, there are only a few mouthfuls of rice left. My eldest sister will drag me downstairs and let me struggle between fried dough sticks, soybean milk and mutton powder, but she is very happy in the stories and novels of stars. Everything is ready, we have to go home again, blow away the sheep oil on the noodle soup and watch TV series. In fact, our favorite is the fairy sword. In that era when all the leading actors were not popular, we walked in the rivers and lakes with sheets and blankets and clotheslines. That small room became the world of our childhood.

Later, my sister went to a further place to study in middle school. Every time I go home for a holiday, she always makes fun of me for "getting fat again" and "how can I be taller than me?" She hasn't changed, the same generosity, the same love to laugh, always makes me laugh inexplicably angry, the same love to quarrel with me, and the same goal to stick to the bedside to motivate myself. This year, she will face a turning point in her life, and I will face the first big exam, working hard day and night. I hope she can be proud of me.

Sister is typical. She never tells me love, but I understand that companionship is the longest confession.

At the end of the college entrance examination, a familiar voice came from the receiver: "Sister, come on, I support you in the middle school entrance examination!" " "

My sister's composition 4 I have a photo at home with me, my sister and my sister on it. My sister is smiling, slightly fat and wearing a dress. Whenever my mother sees this photo, she will say, "This photo shows your sister's cuteness!" " "

This sentence has two meanings. First, my sister is very cute. Second, my sister's cuteness is nothing more than that. Of course, the words are exaggerated, but my sister still has many bad habits. The word "clothes are like people" is completely opposite to my sister's. My sister's room is a mess: the sheets are wrinkled and the quilt is not folded; Clothes were piled everywhere, and the doll climbed all over the floor; A pair of shoes slept deep under the bed, covered with dust. So my sister likes to come to my room to play. Even if she comes, she will bring some snacks like peanuts and melon seeds every time. After eating the shells, I piled them on the table, patted my ass and left, leaving the shells for me to clean up. Not only that, she always gets up late in the morning, and the water never pours after washing her face, so she wants to leave it to future generations. No, she didn't fall down again today. She wanted to let the washing water bathe in the sunshine all morning. I really want to talk about her, so at breakfast, I deliberately pretended to care and asked, "Sister, have you emptied the water in the washbasin?" My sister said shyly, "I will wash it later!" " ""Is that quilt folded? "I asked again." Oh! "As soon as the words stopped, my sister went to fold the quilt. I just humiliated my sister.

But it's different now. My sister works as a front desk in a four-star hotel. Seeing that people have cleaned up their rooms, I also have an impulse in my heart and vowed to change all my bad habits. When she came home and saw her room, she was very surprised: "Is this my room?" Say that finish, "work". She washed the dirty clothes first and then dried them. Then make the bed, take out the shoes sleeping at the bottom of the bed, wash them and put them on the shoe rack; Finally, I cleaned my room. Her cream won't be forgotten. Let me respect her.

One day, there was another pile of peanut shells on my sister's desk. I shouted, "Sister, haven't you changed your bad habits?" "Don't move! That's mom's fertilizer! It's not like I ate the remaining peanut shells! " Ha ha!

My sister's composition 5 is very simple.

Simplicity is a supreme beauty.

Sister's life is as simple and charming as ink painting. A cup of tea and a newspaper are enough for him to entertain himself for half a day. Her college life is not as ups and downs as legendary, so free and easy. But she is more calm, fresher and gentler, which may be related to her personality that she can do it, but she can't do it, and it doesn't matter if she wins or loses!

Simplicity is more acceptable than "massiness", perhaps because it is close to nature, and like spring rain, it moistens things silently. Therefore, my sister can find new friends every time she goes to a new place. This makes me envy.

Indeed, life is alive, and it is a pleasure to seek the beauty of simplicity and Zen.

interesting

I think when God created his sister, he must have forgotten to equip her with cells that can sense humor. One day, we were telling a joke, and everyone laughed, but my sister didn't speak. Two minutes later, her sweet laughter came from the corner, and there was another sentence: "This joke is so funny!" " I'd rather ...

Although my sister is usually quiet and taciturn, she is really amazing when she faces me. Super, super likes to give me nicknames. I saw an ice cream advertisement for Babu Bean, so I called it My Babu Bean. It doesn't matter, but what's worse is that she called me a pig after watching Palace in the summer vacation, which made me so angry! (depressed-how can there be such a thin pig in the world? Hehe) A tadpole group appeared in the recent Youth Song Competition, which aroused her whimsy. Soon came my sister's "tadpole, get clothes" and "howl".

Recently, I made another big discovery: Hehe-my sister will go crazy when heated. For the safety of life, gg and jj who know my sister should pay attention. Do I have to choose a cooler weather when I go out with my sister? !

serious

Once a girl sets a goal, she will take it very seriously. Strive to advance to the other side of success. She will not fall into the gloom of rainy season, and even if the scenery along the way is beautiful, she will never get off the bus to reach her destination. The efforts of the third year of high school made me admire her. After all, after three years in technical secondary school, I haven't systematically studied the knowledge of culture classes. But three months' hard work in high school got her into college.

In Wang Guowei's "Words on Earth", it is written that there are three conditions for reading. Why can't my sister's character be summed up in these three words?

My sister's composition 6 Hehe, speaking of my biggest headache, my first choice is my sister! Do not believe! Please look at the following "headache cases":

Headache 1: I took my things and didn't return them.

"Oh, Tinger!" I rushed into my homework room excitedly. "What brings you here?" I said I didn't look up. "You have 0. Mechanical pencil with 5 refills? " "Yes!" "Where?" "In my hand!" "For my sister!" "no! I want to use it to do my homework! " "Good boy! This is for my sister. I want to paint with it. My pen is thick and black, so it is not easy to draw. Please write in mine! Ah! " "No."Before I finished, my dear sister had run away without a trace, and in a short time, she rushed into mine again.

Room, give me her pen and run away without a trace. ......

Well, that happened when I lived at my grandfather's house last summer vacation, but my pen is still missing. This composition was written with her pen!

Headache 2: nonsense

"Grandpa! I want to call Li Jiaonan (my sister's brother and I) by their first names, because they are only one year apart. ) Call! " "Oh, great." Grandpa promised to look for the phone book. "Elder sister! I also want to call him. I want to ask his QQ number! " I shouted excitedly. "Well, I'll go first, okay?" Oh, "I thought she only said a few words, but" hello? Li Jiaonan! I'm Yang Yang! How are you? ""Are you nervous about studying? " "Oh, not bad. What's your schedule? "

"Hey, I'll tell you our schedule there." A series of questions confused us all! Finally, I saw that I was about to cry, so I had to put up with it. She said: You ask first! "whispering behind my back": I haven't said enough! "ah? It's been two hours. That's not enough!

When I answered the phone, my brother said wearily, "Tingting, do you want to ask?" Hey hey, I'm confused by my sister's question! After hanging up the phone, grandma said sadly, "Long distance call."

There are many examples, so I won't write them all, or she will nag again. ......

Hey, sister who gives me a headache!

My sister is famous for her love of beauty.

"What shall I do, Hui Jun?" Early in the morning, she told me sadly. I put down my book and looked back, only to find many clothes scattered on my sister's bed. I guessed for about a few minutes and invited my mother to come over immediately.

"What's wrong, Meng Hui?" Mom asked, as she walked this way from the kitchen.

"My tights have lost weight ... I must have gained more than two pounds ..."

I deliberately said, "What's the fuss? I bought it while I was young. "

"You ah, still small, don't understand. Girls should pay attention to their image! I especially like this style ... people in our dormitory are thinner than me, I must lose weight! " She talks a lot.

With that, she rushed out of the house like a gust of wind. So, every morning, someone saw my sister in the square of the community, and it was like this all summer.

And my sister insists on wearing her own rhinestone hair accessories every time she takes part in a performance. At that time, she also "discussed" with the makeup artist what color eye shadow to paint. She is always so confident!

However, since she went to college this autumn, she seems to have changed.

"How to take the postgraduate entrance examination without hard work ... inner beauty is more important, and girls should have connotation ... and try their best to pursue their own ideals ..." She said this and did the same.

Study hard, read books, draw pictures and make models every time I come back. The model she made was beautiful, but she was still not satisfied. She revised it again and again and perfected it again and again.

Dad looked distressed and said, "Have a rest." And she didn't stop busy, but simply said, "Dad, I'm not tired. Work should be continuous, and a good design should be repeatedly considered and constantly improved. "

You see, the sister who used to pursue beauty is gone, but now she is replaced by the sister who studies tirelessly under the lamp. However, I think my sister is more beautiful! I admire such a big sister, and I am determined to follow her example and strive to pursue my ideals.

And that weekend, when we were running in the community square in the morning, we saw a kitten. It curled up in the withered grass next to it, probably exhausted from hunger, and looked at us with faint resentment.

"Poor little guy!" My sister squatted down, looked at the cat, turned to me and said softly, "Let's buy some steamed bread to feed it."

At that moment, I saw her eyes were so clear and soft, and my heart suddenly softened.

I think my sister is the most beautiful.

Speaking of my deskmate Liu Tongxue, she and I were born on the same day! But she is four hours older than me, so she always calls me "brother" proudly. I am a boy, too. Why not resist? It's not that I don't want to, but I dare not!

My deskmate, Sister Liu, is a super violent woman, and her "nine-yin white bone claws" are awesome. I haven't played a good hand since I became a deskmate with her! In order to subdue me, she lengthened her nails on purpose. As soon as that nail went into my hand, a huge wound appeared in my heart. If you want to fight him, I advise you to wear thick gloves, otherwise, you don't even know your own hands!

On one occasion, "Sister" said domineering: "Brother, give me a glass of water!" I was very angry and said, "I'm not your servant. Why should I help you?" Also, stop calling me brother! "Suddenly, there was an evil wind blowing around me. It seems that Jiuyin's white bone claws will teleport. When I blink my eyes, my sharp nails will pinch into my hands. " Are you going or not? "Liu domineering shouted. I had to swallow my breath and pick up the cup. Hey, now you know why I don't resist!

My deskmate Liu Jie is also an unreasonable person. She has a notebook to play games with third-class customers! She wanted to list me as a senior customer, but because Wang Haoxin at the front desk admired her very much, she cancelled my title as a senior user as soon as she was happy. And upgrade Wang Haoxin to advanced user. I tore up her book in a rage. Her nine yin bones and claws caught the heart of my left hand. I was not convinced, and she began to comfort me: "Nothing, I will rank you second, ok!" " I thought about it. I'm a boy, too. I can't care so much about girls. That's the decision.

Although she is overbearing and unreasonable sometimes, she is also very kind to me. She usually doesn't borrow things from everyone, but often lends them to me. I think it's because she is my sister.

Oh, I accidentally offended her again. I won't tell you, Jiuyin Bones Claw is coming! See you later! I'll introduce her to you when I have time!