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I want to be a fish.

1. It's the first time to cook fish, and it seems to be quite successful.

Cook fish again, I don't know what the result will be, and I have a plan to roast fish.

Recently, I am addicted to cooking fish. This morning, my friend sent me two big grass carp with salt and fresh water. My friend said that although it was worthless, the meat was good, so I cooked two plates of fish tonight and steamed the fish brisket with dried tangerine peel and Yangjiang lobster sauce.

I really don't seem to have the talent to cook fish, so I'll make do with it.

I suddenly feel hungry today. Is it because Zou Xu is going to cook fish for me tonight? I don't know if braised hairtail is delicious. It seems that I am eating braised crucian carp.

6. Perfect. It's delicious to try to cook fish for the first time. Enjoy having lunch alone on weekends.

7. Cook fish for my son for the first time, scale the fish for the first time, gut the fish for the first time, and stab the fish for the first time! God, I don't even know what I've been through. I feel invincible!

8. I cooked fish for the first time today, but I couldn't get used to it when I bought it from the vegetable market and processed it.

9. No way. I can't cook fish. This huge fish lover had to take him out to eat.

10. It is difficult to cook fish for the first time in life. I really admire myself for this fish. The shape is not good, but it tastes good.

1 1. Cook fish at noon. When washing fish, fish teeth hang a few small mouths on their hands, which is very painful.

12. Today, I cooked fish with my sister-in-law's recipe. It's delicious and simple.

13. Mark cooked fish for the first time. Although it looks ordinary, it is definitely commendable!

14. fry the first small yellow croaker: never cook fish again. After frying the second small yellow croaker: I am great. I'll do it next time.

15. Is it too much oil to cook fish for the first time? What should we do next?