Funny sand sculpture sentence

When I was a child, I grabbed a handful of sand. My family thought I wanted Gai Lou when I grew up, but now I am a sand sculpture. Let's take a look at the funny sand sculpture sentences.

1. What happened to me? Tell me and I'll delete you. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips. If I knew I was so successful when I grew up, I wouldn't have read so many books when I was a child. 4. study if you study, and you still have to take the exam. How much is more? How can there be no trust between people! If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I stay away from you as a broom? 6. Other girls don't know anything. You said they were simple and lovely, and I didn't understand anything. You said I was from the countryside. 7. Nothing can't be solved by Marxism. What if there is? That is not combined with Socialism with Chinese characteristics. I wanted to study hard, but my stomach is getting bigger and bigger. I'm sorry, son. I don't know if your father is hot pot or milk tea. 9. Call the netizen too far away, call the friend too far away, call the friend too indifferent, call the baby too enthusiastic, good evening, son! 10. I heard that the reduplication used by girls is very cute, and I think I have completely mastered it! 1 1. If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to save my luck to make money. Thank you. 12. At the peak, there were more than 500 comments on a photo, and more than 300 people wanted to meet me. But happiness is always short-lived, and I was soon caught stealing pictures. 13. Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for work? 14. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance. 15.20 years, this sweet love, even if God is drawing lots, it's my turn! 16. Children, do you have many question marks? Why, it's halfway through 2020, and I haven't asked you. 17. Don't ask me why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua, because you don't want to? 18. Can you lend me 100 yuan? No, I didn't. I mainly want to use you. 19. I've always heard mysterious jingles recently and entered the science program group for investigation. It turned out to be my poor jingle. I opened my wallet and found that there was no money. I'm not sad, because I still have a wallet with nothing in it. 2 1. I washed my hair and lost a lot of it, but I'm not sad because I still have a head, but my head has nothing. 22. I just went to see a doctor, and the doctor said that my stomach is not very good. I didn't expect my stomach to talk. First, my name is not stomach. My name is Chu Xun Yu. 23. I went to a circle of friends regardless of my family's opposition. I haven't received any comments so far, and I can't watch it anymore. 24. Common sense of life: In the middle of the year, cases are high. When withdrawing money from ATM machines, everyone must pay attention to shielding. Don't be seen by strangers, or you will be laughed at. 25. Falling in love is not so easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone. 26. If you think I am clingy, you can fall in love with the non-stick pan. 27. Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it looks like it was blown away. 28. Good night, go to sleep, I still have half a bucket of instant noodles I dreamed of last night! 29. I recommend some cheaper skin care products that I usually use: Light Beauty, Beauty, B6 12, Faceu. 30. Actually, I'm light and heavy because I have a lot in my head. 3 1. I'm a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me? 32. With the vest line, I changed from gummy bear to hard bear, so I stopped practicing. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. 34. Many people misunderstand me and say that I play games all day without watching the news. I want to explain that I don't reply after watching the news. 35. Be sure to save money well in July, go to bed early and get up early, run every day, change your bad temper and lose weight by the way. If not, send it in August. 36. Draw a southerner and read it to me:? The cows in Rio de Janeiro went to Venezuela with durian milk and gave the bee flower conditioner to red carp, green carp and donkey? . Funny sand sculpture sentences are shared here. Pick a lucky audience at random and take the sentence home!