Get out of here and go as far as you want!

There is no next sentence = =,,,,, but there are others.

1. You can go as far as you want!

2. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated.

Guest officer, please respect yourself. The little girl only sells herself, not herself.

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

A man's lie can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lie can lie to a man for a lifetime!

6. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

7. Take the road of NB and let SB say it!

8. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

9. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"

10. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

1 1. We want a small MM and irrigate it with * * *; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

12. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out.

13. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.

14. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

15. If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead!

16. Work QQ, don't chat, if you want to talk vigorously, don't say a word; Punctuation marks, half price, 1000 words or more, 20% off; Emoticon picture, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first and then chat, chat as soon as the payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, weekend, business as usual; wanted man

17. Birds are big and there are all kinds of Woods.

18. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall.

19. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

2 1. Old men and women are old, and my wife is my wife, the wife of the people.

22. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a cesspit.

23. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

24. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

25. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

26. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

27. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

28. I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu. ...

29. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

30. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

3 1. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people mean invincible.

32. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.

33. Time is the same as cleavage. There is still room for squeezing.

34. You can't have two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Don't treat animals that are still dead after a week of bleeding lightly. ...

36. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

37. Women should remember that they must eat well, play well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

38. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.

One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty. ...

40. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!

The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.

42. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

44. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.

45. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if marriage goes wrong in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

46. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.

47. Life is in bed, you die in bed, and you want to live and die in bed.

48. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

49. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction. (Dai Jianwei)

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life. (Samui)

5 1. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

52. If eating more fish can make people smart, I must have eaten at least one pair of whales. ...

53. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.

54.0 years old, 10 years old, rising every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

55. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

56. Stand higher and pee farther.

57. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

58. After a few decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

59. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

60. You can't have a cake and a bra at the same time.

6 1. The expert looks at the door, while the layman looks at the sidewalk.

62. There are no roadside wildflowers, step on them!

63. I met a MM personality signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

64. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

65. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly girls are more troublesome, and black buns are more vegetables.

66. I met our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).

67. I met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not be.

68. I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day.

69. When I met the sleeping king in my class, I signed his personality: three full in the morning, three full in the evening, and six full before and after meals.

70. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

7 1. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it?

72. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences. I won the Nobel Prize for long-term disconnection and the Oscar Prize for lifelong invisibility. ...

73. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

Don't worry, I don't even have an appetite when I see you, let alone talk about sexual desire!

75. Wizard, please tell the princess that I'm still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women ... tell her to go back to sleep!

76. Split up-do you want a piece of the action?

77. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night.

78. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.

79. If the morning comes later, I think I will like it.

I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

80. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

8 1. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in previous lives, you can get a pass in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

83. I am an actor, and my eyes turn whenever I see a beautiful mm. ...

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

85. I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

86. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

87. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

88. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Ok,,,,,,,