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Which stingy people have you met in your life?

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My husband has a male colleague who came to my house for dinner one time and told me with a proud face that he bought clothes online and most brand stores were full. One piece was at a discount. Then he placed an order and paid for it. After getting the discount, he returned all the clothes except for one. He said that he always does this when buying clothes... A woman of mine heard him say this, I look down upon him!

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In the supermarket where I work, there is a pretty young and beautiful girl who steals the goods and takes them out secretly. The security guard at the door catches her and asks her to come back to pay the bill. Who knows? I only bought part of it, but hid the rest in my bag, and was caught by the security guard. We called the police directly, and she still looked unconvinced... Tell me what this is, at such a young age, I have no knowledge and skills, so I just do some sneaky things!

3.

Colleagues, we have worked together for more than a year, and we all live in the company. My partner and I live in a single room, and we do laundry. When cooking in the company's kitchen, I always buy dish soap, washing powder, and soap, but he never buys them once. Later, my partner went to work. I couldn’t cook and of course I didn’t have to wash the pots. The detergent ran out, so my colleague bought a bottle and secretly used it. When using it, he squeezed it a little. When the detergent was gone, he wouldn’t wash it. The clothes should be washed after I buy them. If the soap is gone, I have to wash my face with dish soap. The most annoying thing is that I put my cigarettes in the drawer and he can smoke them. He doesn’t even give me a lighter and doesn’t use toilet paper or anything else. Said. Also, in order to prevent others from riding his bicycle, he deflates the bicycle after every ride. He still enjoys the bicycle and does not have to spend money to pry the lock off.

4.

My sister-in-law went to Xiangjiezi without spending a penny. When she came back, her pockets were filled with melon seeds, fried beans, peas, pine nuts, etc. They also gave me snacks and taught me how to pretend to be a buyer and grab some to try. There were too many stingy facts that were embarrassing.

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I have a colleague. No matter how terrible the food in the company restaurant is, he still finds it delicious, and it is the kind of food that he eats in one bowl. The company has a dormitory close to home, but he doesn’t wash his face or use the toilet at home. He insists on coming to the company. He washes his socks and clothes before going to work. When he buys things on Pinduoduo, he earns points by signing in. He bought it with his own money. When the company gave him a gift, he took away someone else's without paying attention. He also had a very bad heart. He looked forward to the stock price falling every day when someone else bought it. He was especially happy when someone broke the rules while driving. He was really stingy and greedy!

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A certain young man comes from a poor family but has always achieved excellent results. After graduating from university, I entered a financial institution as an intern. If you have strong business ability and outstanding performance, the employer will be interested in retaining you. After a certain reception, the young man quietly put the cigarettes on the table into his pocket...

The work was ruined.