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What is the most wonderful gift you have ever seen?

520 a year, all dog food, there is a strange feeling that the four seas are barren. On this special love day, what wonderful ways are you all showing your love to each other? I just want to: haha ~

In the past, girls would punish boys for "kneeling on the remote control" and "kneeling on instant noodles", but now the latest style is coming ~O(∩_∩)O Haha ~ Come on, love your big pig's feet ~ Be sure to treat your "small public gesture" with care, after all, she can see every intention. Never learn the following negative teaching materials.

1. Your own bracelet

My boyfriend mysteriously said to give me a surprise. When he opened the beautifully packaged box, he saw a bracelet with the same bracelet on it. I was in a state of obscurity, and you were not the supreme treasure. Colorful auspicious clouds have wood!

2. Cucumber flower

This one is really unique in shape, mainly saving money and highlighting romance. At noon, all the dishes came out.

This is a piece of my mind, mind, mind. ......

The summer luxury sandals made by my boyfriend seem to be full of thorns, which is really one step at a time. If my girlfriend wears them, she will shed "moved" tears.

4. Balenciaga green jumpsuit

I almost laughed when I saw the 520 gift this young lady met 120. Little sister cried and said that her straight boyfriend had given her a Balenciaga family. She was so moved that she didn't want it. She opened the gift in an instant.

After putting it on, Miss Jie got used to it. She is really a girlfriend.

5. Giant diamond ring

Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever. After reading it, do you want to throw it directly on your boyfriend's skull and see what microbes are inside to make such a play?

There are thousands of wonderful gifts. If they are not delivered to you, you won't know what life is like without love!

6, dishwasher

I really don't think the above is too much. My best friend once gave her husband a dishwasher at 520 yuan, and her husband used it at that time. Just say "the gospel of men!" Touched nose and tears.

Thinking about how reluctant men are to wash dishes.

7. Stupid husband who treats himself as a gift

Young people generally hope to be trendy, romantic and energetic. We, the old couple, have been getting along for a long time, and there are some low performances. Some husbands forget to buy gifts, and as a result, they will be unhappy for a few days if they don't give them to their wives, so they simply give them to their wives themselves.

I am speechless. I want a present. What's the use of being so stupid? You can eat and sleep, but you don't work. Be rough ~

8. Love pork belly

This is the most affordable Valentine's Day gift I have ever seen, which is divided into three layers. Fun and delicious. I can't say more words to describe it, because such a husband is hard to find, and two pieces of pork belly will cost 100 yuan.

As for the above 520 Valentine's Day gifts, I feel that the last three are "dangerous" tonight, so help yourselves. After all, such a "strange" gift is beyond the ordinary people's tolerance. Some really don't belong to the earth, so they should be on Mars.