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1. Stupidity is contagious, don’t get close to me, I’m smart.

2. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a eunuch, but his lower body disappeared.

3. Whatever you lose, God will replenish it for you.

4. Draw a heart on the spot to commemorate the dead love.

5. Don’t be indebted. Brother Xiaoxiao will kick you to the telephone pole and sing Conquer.

6. Sometimes you like a song just for one person.

7. If you love someone without responding, it is better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

8. Sometimes you think the sky is falling, but in fact you are standing crookedly.

9. Don’t mention it to me, I don’t want to remember how you left me.

10. Please read aloud: The plum blossoms are smelling the flowers, and the branches are full of sadness. Invite to hear that the rocks are broken, and the dampness reaches the spring green.

11. While learning to compromise, you must also adhere to your most basic principles.

12. Now the only thing we can’t earn is money, and the only thing we can’t throw away is meat.

13. They say that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and force her to kiss her, but why would I be beaten by her boyfriend?

14. In those years, everyone fought together, and these people all ate shit together.

15. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

16. In fact, I love to be unreasonable and have random thoughts more than you do. I have a bad temper. But I won't be cruel to you.

17. Tell me what you are unhappy about and make me happy.

18. A few years ago, single people were said to be nobles. How come they have turned into dogs in recent years?

19. Every time the teacher calls my name, I will filter through my mind all the bad things I did today.

20. A big man knows how to act like a bull and a good man; a good man knows how to act like a bull and a horse.

21. As a piece of clothing, you actually don’t know how to take a shower. Are you ashamed if you want me to wash it for you?

22. There are always so many handsome guys passing by in front of me, but I can only lament why they never belong to me.

23. Why bother giving our feelings to others unnecessarily_It is so good to be alone!

24. I hope one day you are cooking and I am making trouble.

25. For beauties like you, in the TV series I direct, I can keep you alive for at most two episodes.

26. I have never seen the ancients before me, and I have never seen the coming ones again. Thinking about the long journey of heaven and earth, I shed tears with sadness.

27. There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

28. But why did I raise my head so high that I couldn’t help but shed tears?

29. Just let go. Anyway, love is something that no one owes to anyone, so from now on, it will just be a stranger.

30. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I am so damn sleepy.

31. Yuelao, did you break my red rope?

32. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I’ll become a dog and ignore you!

33. Men don’t bother unless they are menstruating!

34. If there were no homework, no tests, no exams, and no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would enjoy school very much.

35. The smartest first-class technique is to turn a blind eye to the secular world and at the same time go along with it.

36. The third damn aunt said that the second aunt’s eldest aunt is coming.

37. I am the kind of person who writes homework for a minute and then rewards myself for spending an hour online.

38. No one’s road is smooth sailing. As long as it is the road you choose, you cannot regret it.

39. There are three things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels, and empty wallets. The most hurtful of all is an empty wallet.

40. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

41. They say don’t chat with me anymore. If we talk about feelings, you are responsible.

42. There are many people who hate me, who are you?

43. Life is like playing LOL. If you fail, the game will crash.

44. Stop being funny, you will almost die from your laughter.

45. As long as you want it, I will do whatever it takes.

46. Don’t say nice things to me, I will easily believe them.

47. It is said that when a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction.

48. Why slap you if you have one? Why go and confess your love when you have it? Could it be that if we have it, you will be happy forever and never break up?

49. Immature men always care about a woman’s appearance; mature men are very good at looking at their wives’ faces.

50. Please spend your Chinese Valentine's Day slowly. I'm doing fine by myself.

51. I want to be fat and become a sea, drowning all the skinny people showing off.

52. My love for you does not mean that others are not allowed to love you, but that you only love me.

53. There is an embarrassment called watching a kissing scene with your parents.

54. My advantage is that I am handsome, and my disadvantage is that I am handsome enough.

55. If you make fun of the people I love again, I will teach you how to behave in a minute.

56. There are only two things you can’t do in this life. This won't happen, that won't happen.

57. Maybe you are great, but I may not think highly of you.

58. The bitter vines and old trees are full of crows, the school cafeteria has increased prices, and the students are starved to death. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home.

59. I like to dream during the day.

60. The earth will rotate, people will change, loving you is eternal, and marrying you is impossible!

61. The only person who can turn your emotions into clouds and rain is the one you love.

62. Many people are saying: You understand. I want to say: I don’t understand.

63. The quilt man, the electric blanket man, the warm baby man, and the scarf man are collectively known as the four warm men in winter.

64. Life is sometimes like raising a dog. You think it belongs to you, but it often bites you.

65. I changed from a silly boy to a heartless man. You know how much it hurts.

66. Can you chat with me? My life is as lonely as snow.

67. Someone who doesn’t go out often is not necessarily a homebody. She may be Marie Curie.

68. Do you know how hard it is for a cold-blooded person like me to pretend to be funny every day?

69. I have no acting skills in emotional dramas.

70. You don’t understand, I’m not fat, I’m swollen due to allergies in life.

71. Why don’t you even argue with me when we break up? You just run away with the next word.

72. Does nine-year compulsory education only teach you to show off? Are you doing well, or are you fucking me too old?

73. This summer vacation ends the seven-year agreement! Another three years have passed.

74. I don’t like the salesperson staying close to me when I’m shopping in the supermarket. I feel like I’m a thief.

75. God does not create garbage, everyone is a treasure.

76. Sleep away yesterday’s fatigue, forget yesterday’s troubles, open your eyes today, and open up today’s beauty.

77. I can tell a lot of stories, ranging from suitable for all ages to not suitable for children!

78. I have eaten pumpkins, winter melons, and watermelons, but I have never eaten pumpkins. Who can grow one for me to eat?

79. I would cry out for that kind of pain only late at night when the babies are asleep.

80. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out!

81. There is a new girl named Huanxi. My colleagues said how happy your family must have been when you were born. The girl said, My surname is Bai, and the world suddenly became quiet.

82. Don’t think that because you have shit on your head, you are lazy.

83. What is the largest island in Thailand? Phuket Island. If you don’t know, you don’t know, what’s so cute about it.

84. I joked that you don’t love me anymore. But you said seriously that you never cared in the first place.

85. You followed me like a shadow. This time I finally found the scissors and cut it off.

86. Love is like poison. If you inhale it, you will suffocate.

87. I withdraw with a high profile to fulfill your shameless happiness.

88. I am afraid of annoying you if I look for you, but I really miss you if I don’t look for you.

89. Why are you doing this? I guess you are here to start a battle to defend your husband and wife.

90. In order to live up to the good weather today, I came to the basketball court. There were so many people playing basketball, and I picked up a lot of mineral water bottles.

91. I see that your face is blue, your pupils are dilated, you have epilepsy in your upper body, and you have a stroke in your lower body. Otherwise, I can reserve a seat for you first.

92. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging yourself from several nearby trees several times.

93. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

94. I changed 10086 to your name and I can receive text messages from you every day. Lie to yourself that you still care about me.

95. If roaring could solve problems, donkeys would rule the world.

96. My cousin is a dog, and he will follow whoever has the ability.

97. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.

98. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and the dog? That's the difference.

99. If you draw a circle and curse anyone who doesn’t chat with me, your phone will be dropped in the toilet.

100. True love is when two people look like pigs and are afraid that the other person will be snatched away by others.

101. The bread of love is fragrant when eaten by one person, sweet when eaten by two people, sour when eaten by three people, and bitter when eaten by more people.

102. In the beginning, human nature is good, but the teacher is a big fool.

103. Have you never heard of waiting for the rabbit? I will die on that tree.

104. Do you belong to me? Can I have it when I am alive? Can I take it away when I die?

105. I always lament others, it’s time to lament myself.

106. Some bitches live and waste air. Dead waste of land. A half-dead waste of RMB.

107. There is a kind of silence called domineering, a kind of restraint called individuality, a kind of simplicity called deepness, and a kind of disdain called self.

108. Reading time-travel novels every day makes the toilet look like a hole in time-travel.

109. A girl’s face is made shy by a man’s dirty jokes, so you use your dirty jokes to make a man’s face look shy.

110. I like pretentious women who speak the same way, just like they sing in an opera. Post a sentence to talk about

1. If the sky is affectionate, it will always move my wife to do it

2. One person’s flowers bloom, another person’s flowers fall. From beginning to end these years, there is nothing People ask.

3. Brothers can give up women for brothers, and sisters can stop dating for men.

4. The intervention of a third party can test whether your man is reliable or not

5. When an invisible person replies to you, it means that he has never been far away from you

6. He tries so hard to please you, but you always treat him like a joke

7. Don’t ask Does it hurt when I am separated? Do you think it hurts when the big tree in my heart is uprooted?

8. Many things happen for no reason, just like the human heart is unpredictable

9. You never understand my thoughts and blame me for being fickle and difficult to understand

10. Let me slowly get used to not having your wife,

11. It’s okay It's okay, just pretend to love me very much and I'll pretend to be touched

12. Every word of your words is unforgettable to me

13. After studying for so many years , now that I think about it, kindergarten is the best place to hang out

14. Give me a look of affirmation, and I will follow you without hesitation

15. Have tasted the feeling of heartache, The feeling was indeed unpleasant.

16. If the other person immediately listens to you as soon as you are coy, that is pampering you, and pampering is also out of love.

17. Who can firmly wait for an uncertain lover for three years, five years and ten years?

18. In fact, if you like it, you have to say it, otherwise how will he know?

19. I said you would regret it. In the end, you really regretted it

20. Life can be painful for a while, but love lasts a lifetime.

21. When you chat with me, you must reply quickly, otherwise I will fall asleep.

22. Sooner or later, one day we will forget the dreams of our youth, forget the eternal alliance, forget all the emotions

23. The most fearful relationship is that it cannot exceed friendship. to love.

24. Will you think of me after a long time, and then ask yourself why you didn’t cherish me properly?

25. If you care too much about someone, your mood will often be affected. -All that's left is heartache. .

26. I am not invulnerable to all poisons, nor am I invincible. You just don’t love me and haven’t noticed.

27. [Details will tell you who is sincere to you. Good]

Twenty-eight, life is easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

29. Who will remember that I am afraid of the dark and I always have nightmares?

30. You must love me for a long, long time until time is immortal

31. Just like it, why exaggerate it into love.

32. How many people have you been moved by, and how many have I moved you?

33. Some people His wounds heal slowly over time.

34. Looking up at the sky full of stars, there is still a trace of tears in the corners of my eyes, who has carved an indelible scar in my heart.

Thirty-five. Thoughts are like a bursting sea that washes away my world.

Thirty-six. Tears are the gift you mailed to me, and the address is not very happy. .

Thirty-seven. [Seven points of ambiguity and three points of love, can you give me a partner?]

Thirty-eight, loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

39. One mistake is enough to make others forget all your good things

40. Only by using your truest self can you meet the most correct person. What I'm afraid of is that I still remember those memories, but you have forgotten them. Suitable for posting funny sentences and jokes

1. Son: Dad, have you paid for living expenses? Dad: Yes, ten thousand. Go to the bank and check, it's only 500. Son: Dad, why is it only 500 yuan? Old man: I'm very busy now, Hongzhong.

It was early winter at that time, and it wasn't too cold when we entered the venue. It was a bit cold when we came out after watching the movie. My junior classmate may have noticed it and asked me: Senior sister, is it very cold? Then he unzipped his down jacket, and when I thought he was going to give it to me, he said to me: Look, I’m already wearing warm clothes. Post some sad sentences

1. Too Living a beautiful life is never suitable for experiencing, because once experienced, it cannot be forgotten.

2. She leaned in front of the window and smiled silently. The desolate scene was filled with unshed tears that turned into light

3. His heart had already changed seasons. , and you are still standing on the day he made the promise.

4. The so-called most unforgettable thing is that you never think of it, but you will never forget it.

5. Sometimes, love is also a kind of hurt. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

6. If you have the opportunity to travel alone, remember to turn off your mobile phone.

7. You have watched some people for a lifetime, but ignored them for a lifetime. There are people who you look at once and have an impact on your life. Some people are enthusiastic and happy for you, but are left out by you. Some people make you happy for a short period of time, but they leave you with a chain of thoughts. Some people have wishful thinking

8. It turns out that you who love me so much and I who love you so much are stagnant in the past, and love is over

9. When the fish takes the bait, then It's because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it is willing to use its life to make the fisherman smile.

10. I won everyone, but I lost you.

11. I was very thin before and I will be very thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

12. The bruises and shouting are still hurting the one I love deeply, can you? Understand

13. Some things are just knots if you don’t talk about them, but they are scars if you talk about them. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. If you lose it, you shouldn’t remember it. Let go of what you need to let go of, and quit the drama that has no ending. There is no need to ask whether many things are worth it. Just ask whether they are precious to you.

14. Some things are nothing, just don’t want to understand.

15. Some people and some things, once you see them clearly, you will take them lightly.

16. Some people can only leave if they can’t wait; some things can only be given up if they don’t want them; some pasts, happiness or pain, can only be buried in the bottom of my heart; some things can only be buried deep in my heart; Hope, regarding the present or the future, one can only choose to forget.

17. After a person is twenty years old, he will not easily make promises, nor will he easily give up this or that for his ideals. Everyone should know how to take you to see the world. In a word, you must also learn that sometimes your so-called dignity is worthless in front of life.

18. Learn to say that your tears have nothing to do with me.

19. Remember everyone who treats you well, because they could not do so.

20. Never argue with a dog, because if you win, you are worse than a dog; if you lose, you are worse than a dog; if you tie, you are no different from a dog

21. A person There is only one heart but two atriums. One lives in happiness; the other lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loud or you'll wake up the sad people next to you.

22. As we grow older, it’s not that we lose some friends, but that we understand who our true friends are.

23. No matter who you are, you can think whatever you want. I know how to carry myself, and I know what I am doing. That’s what I say.

24. My story is very long, what you want to hear Why don't we get married first?

25. We must be gentle, but not compromised. We must be quiet and unhurriedly strong.

26. After the pain, you will no longer feel the pain, but you will only have an indifferent heart.

27. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

28. Although there are only two short words in eternity, no one can fully express in words how far eternity is. It will not dissipate with the end of life. The real eternity is hidden in heart. Although the weather will change and people will grow old, that heart will not change.

29. This winter gave me no surprises

30. We seem to be patients waiting for redemption but there is no cure.

31. We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

32. I will learn to forget you, let go of you, no longer feel heartache for you, no longer worry about you. From now on, you are nothing to me.

33. I am afraid that no one will wipe my tears when I am heartbroken

34. I have put down my dignity, personality, and stubbornness, just because I can’t let you go.

35. Many things can only be understood after experiencing them, just like feelings: after missing it and regretting it, you realize that life does not actually require so many meaningless persistence.

36. Many people think that they are thinking when they reorganize their prejudices.

37. Happiness said to me, you are still too young.

38. Xiao San is just the remainder in division.

39. I feel a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.

40. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. The only thing wrong is liking someone who doesn’t like you.

41. No matter how luxurious a wedding is, it does not mean a happy marriage. Whether two people get along harmoniously throughout their lives has nothing to do with the number of banquets and the number of jewelry.

42. What cannot be refused is the beginning, and what cannot be resisted is the ending.

43. Sometimes we need a hard fall before we know where we stand. When love comes to an end, even a fart can be a reason to break up. If I am in your heart, it doesn't matter if I have three thousand rivals. If you were by my side, what would happen if you failed the world? I forgot when

44. There are only so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in, and some people have to. Leave

45. When you grow up and mature, you will see through this society. There is a kind of calmness called stagnant water. When you are alone for a long time, you will become more picky about love; when you are alone for a long time, you will become more mature than when you were in love; when you are alone for a long time, your friends will become more important; when you are alone for a long time, you will be more picky about festivals

46 .The past we once had is also the past that cannot be returned

47. Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is hurt! Hurt! Hurt!

48. In countless After a sleepless night, I believe there will be many people who habitually start to close their eyes and quietly miss a person or a face. In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss.

49. In our love, I have always played the role of loving you. When we break up, don’t ask me why I broke up, ask yourself.

50. I also want someone to worry about my diet and daily life, to make me pay attention to my health, to call me every day, to say good morning and good night, and to say that he loves me.

51. I want to Cry, but I don’t know how to cry anymore.

52. I believe everyone here understands the pain of breaking up, that’s why I am telling you here

53. I have liked you for a long time, and have been waiting for you for a long time. Now , I want to leave, longer than a long, long time

54. I really admire myself for being able to smile and say it doesn’t matter when faced with a lot of lies.

55. I really I love you, I closed my eyes, thinking I could forget, but the tears I shed did not fool me.

56. I am trying to get closer to you, please cherish it and don’t ask me to give up

57. I am crossing the road, where are you.

58. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world

59. Some things change forever once you turn around.