Humorous sentences describing women's weight gain

Humorous sentences describing women's weight gain

1, Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I wanted to be a lightning bolt to illuminate your eyes this year, but I didn't want to be a solid wall to block your sight.

6. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to study all his life.

7. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

8. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

10, every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

1 1. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

12, look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "grow faster, grow faster."

13, "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.

14, life is like this, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

15, look down at the foot. ...

16, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face for so many years.

17, only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

18, my three major shortcomings are: first, fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

19, long time no see, you have gained weight!

20, chubby meat is dripping, and it's almost oily.

2 1, clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

22. My pants have shrunk again. ...

I swim in the sea with my life buoy. ...