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Short and flirty earthy love words (85 selected sentences)

"Do you know what my shortcomings are? Yes, it's you!" Rustic love words are a kind of love words that sound very disgusting and have a bit of a rustic feel. In fact, speaking some earthy love words between lovers and friends can enhance the relationship. Have you ever said earthy love words to your beloved or friends? Below is my "Short and Flirting Earthy Love Sayings (Selected 85 Sentences)" for everyone to learn from and use. I hope you can share it!

?1. "Our friendship has come to an end, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, but I only like you." "Can I call you you? That way I can I can take you into my heart.”

?2. “You must be cheating” “Otherwise, how could you be perfect in my heart?”

?3. You can. Would you like to teach me how to make dumplings? I’m a bit stupid and can easily reveal my secrets in anything I do, even if I like you~

?4. “Is your mother’s surname Fang?” “No, my mother’s surname is...” “But you If your mother's surname is not Fang, why do you look so upright?"

?5. I was born and lived in the south, and I fell into your hands. After all, I have been to a different place.

?6. On the way home when I went to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turned out that this is called oysters liking mud

?7. I originally wanted to travel around the world, but when I met You and I think you can stop for a while.

?8. Don’t let me see you, otherwise you will like me once you see me.

?9. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, and corn can be turned into mashed potatoes. Turn into corn mud, I can turn into my love mud.

?10. It’s so beautiful. In the rain of fireworks that day, I said I want to marry you in a floral dress.

?11. I will arrest you for murder.

?12. I spent the first half of my life wandering around, and the second half of my life making soup for you.

?13. “Look. Is there anything special about my hands? "It's not special." "Of course it's not special if I haven't been led by you." ”

?14. Do you smell the burning smell? That’s my heart burning for you.

?15. Liking you is a very troublesome thing , but I just like to cause trouble.

?16. I used to think those stars were pretty, until I accidentally looked into your eyes.

?17. “I have. A piece of life advice will benefit you for a lifetime! "What life advice." "Stay with me in this life." ”

?18. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because you can hear my heartbeat when you stick to me.

?19. I want to accompany you I want to walk many long streets and alleys, and I want to walk with you through many springs, summers, autumns and winters. I want to take you around without wandering, and I want to give you warmth and stability.

?20. Good things. I like to share it with others, but better still, I just want to keep it private, such as: you

?21. Do you know what I want to drink the most?

?22. I've been a little busy lately. What's wrong with you?

?23. Everything is fine here except you.

?24. What? My dad’s son-in-law.

?25. The circle of friends you have praised is called donuts.

?26. It’s so amazing to meet you in this lifetime. Just all luck.

?27. Do you know what season I like?

?28. Do you know what my favorite wine is? Wine and you last forever.

?29. I like you so much that it’s unreasonable to beat you like your mother.

?30. You are a rabbit, right? Jumping in my heart?

?31. Let me do a magic trick for you. After I have done it, I like you even more.

?32. Do you want a flat floor or a duplex? Or do you want to try loving me?

?33. Last night I dreamed that I would marry you, but the dream was the opposite, so it should be you marrying me.

?34. There is no end to the sea of ??suffering, but I am the one who will look back.

?35. If I can’t get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.

?36. You’ve been really annoying lately, and I never get tired of being likeable.

?37. Is it okay to be my girlfriend? If not, I will think of another way.

?38. Do you know what I like to drink? Take care of you.

?39. I don’t understand odds, I only know how to accompany you.

?40. Do you know why I have a cold? Because when I meet you, I have no resistance.

?41. They all say that your face is very round, but I think your face is quite square. Otherwise, how could you be so upright?

?42. Can you stop talking? All I can think about is your voice.

?43. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

?44.Are you afraid of trouble? Could you please stay with me?

?45. Do you know what fruit I like best? It’s you, the pistachio.

?46. Do you want to collect idle treasures? Anyway, this baby like me is just idle when I am idle.

?47. Let me tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes, plasticine, I like mud very much.

?48. I am very capable, but there is one thing I cannot do, and that is I will not leave you.

?49. I did nucleic acid today. What kind of acid did I do? I can’t get your heartache.

?50. I am applying moisturizer. What kind of cream? I want to be in pairs with you.

?51. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog should I walk? You are the most disgusting dog licker.

?52. Bao, I went to get an infusion, a similar copywriting of earthy love words

?53. I went to drink. What kind of wine did I drink? I want to be with you forever.

?54. It’s raining outside. Why is it raining? Your message has been read and I can’t reply and remain silent.

?55. I went on a trip. Your mind wanders around where to go.

?56. I went to class. What class? I miss you every moment.

?57. I want to take you to an amusement park. What kind of park? Meeting you is my fate.

?58. I am going to pick up rags. What rags are the same as yours?

?59. I went to take the exam, what exam, and your whole life.

?60. I went to work today. What class did I take? I love you very much.

?61. I went to eat intestines. What intestines to eat? I have a long-lasting love with your children.

?62. I want to raise a bird. What kind of bird? My and your love bird.

?63. I went out. What door? We will always be together.

?64. I broke the news on Weibo. What else can I break? You actually said you don’t love me. It’s hard to predict.

?65. I went to wash the dishes. What dishes? It’s never too late for us to fall in love.

?66. I went to beg for alms. What kind of fate did I have? We have a bad fate for all our lives.

?67. I went to make dumplings. What kind of dumplings? I love you so much that my heart is like a knife.

?68. My name is Sicong, but I am of no use to you. In your eyes, I am nothing.

?69. I got vaccinated today. What kind of vaccine did I get? I love every second of you.

?70. I’m going to jump into the sea. What sea to jump into? Jump into your sea of ??love.

?71. I cracked melon seeds today. What kind of seed did I crack? He is your true destiny.

?72. My soda bottle is so hard to open. Why is it hard to open it? It’s hard to open it because I love you.

?73. I went to read a book. What book did I read? My love for you is too numerous to describe.

?74. I went to play a game. What game is swimming in your heart?

?75. Did you sleep? What did you sleep with? I can’t sleep without you.

?76. I went to buy insurance today. What kind of insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.

?77. I went to buy shoes today. What shoes did I buy? You touched my heartstrings.

?78. I walked on the street today. Which way did I walk? I love you so much that there is no way out.

?79. I went to eat today. What did I eat? I want you to obey me.

?80. I am very happy today, so be careful when there is thunder.

?81. I went for an infusion today. What kind of infusion was given? I miss you all night.

?82. I went to plant cotton. What kind of cotton do I plant? I have a lot of affection for you.

?83. I picked a flower today. What kind of flower did I pick? Just like your smile.

?84. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball did I play? I want you to dream about it.

?85. I went fishing today. What kind of fish did I catch? I will love you until death.