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There is an old saying: people are afraid of reason, and horses are afraid of whips.

Don't sleep in summer, don't sleep in autumn. Spring does not expose the navel, winter does not cover the head. Exercise more during the day and dream less at night.

Washing feet before going to bed is better than taking tonic. Open the window at night, it smells good. If you are greedy and lose your cover, you will get sick.

Early to bed and early to rise makes you feel refreshed, greedy for housing and sleeping, adding illness and reducing age. Grind your teeth at night, and there are bugs crawling in your stomach.

Eating a pig a day is better than snoring in bed.

It is better to wash your feet and sleep than to eat a sheep for three days.

If you don't choose the right pillow, the more you sleep, the more tired you get.

Sleep first, then sleep, and sleep beautifully.

Standing in the wind, warm as spring; Please have a good wind.

Don't sleep in the alley, cross-flow is the most poisonous.

Don't turn on the light when you sleep, and don't get dizzy when you get up early.

If you want to sleep easily, don't face west to east.

◆ A thousand studies are not as good as seeing, and a thousand studies are not as good as practicing.

It won't be too steep to live on a slope for a long time.

A horse looks at his teeth, but a man looks at his words and deeds.

◆ It's not cold in winter. I wonder if it's warm in spring?

◆ No burden, no weight, no distance, no distance.

◆ I don't sleep in the quilt, I don't know how wide the quilt is.

◆ If you don't go into the water, you won't swim for a lifetime; If you don't sail, you won't stay up all your life.

◆ Don't be the host, don't know how expensive rice is; If you don't have children, you don't know your parents.

◆ Hands that don't touch the bottom of the pot are not black, and hands that don't hold oil bottles are not greasy.

◆ When the water comes out, people will see people for a long time.

◆ Those who strike while the iron is hot should put their own pliers, and those who farm should go to the fields by themselves.

◆ Ask the woodcutter for firewood and the ferryman for sails.

I would rather do it than miss it.

Be fooled for the first time and come back for the second time.

◆ Send back water and precipitate sludge; We learn through practice.

Hearing is false, seeing is believing.

◆ An old horse knows the way, but an old man knows the world.

Old people don't talk about the past, and future generations will lose their music.

◆ Old beef has a chewing head, and the old man has a listening head.

◆ Ginger is spicy, and the elderly have much experience.

Seeing is believing, seeing is believing.

◆ Eat once and learn once.

◆ When you are in charge, you know that salt and rice are expensive, and when you go out, you know that the road is difficult.

◆ Only talk about not practicing the fake style, only practice the real style, and even talk about practicing the whole style.

◆ More files and faster sawing, more learning.

There are many old roots on the tree, which many old people know.

◆ Chop firewood up the mountain and catch birds up the tree.

Chop a small head and ask the old man the way.

◆ The casserole does not leak, and the wood does not cut.

Grass can't cover the eagle eye, and water can't cover the fish eye.

◆ Medicine farmers go into the mountains to see herbs, and hunters go into the mountains to see birds and beasts.

The snake is cold and the wolf is fishy.

Fragrant flowers may not look good, but they may not be capable.

◆ Experience some setbacks and gain some insights.

I learned a lot and learned a lot.

To know what happened in the mountains, ask the old farmer in the country.

◆ Know your parents' kindness, and hold your children and grandchildren.

◆ If you want to eat the spicy seedlings planted in peppers, eat carp and walk along the Yangtze River.

◆ The old tree is half empty, and the old man is a knowledgeable person.

◆ One person speaks all right, and two people speak high and low.

◆ One is to eliminate three evils, and man is to eliminate all evils.

The temporary strength lies in strength, and the eternal victory lies in reason.

One reason makes sense, and a hundred reasons make sense.

◆ People are afraid of unreasonable troubles, and dogs are afraid of scratching their tails.

People are afraid of reason, while horses are afraid of whips.

◆ People make sense, and horses have reins.

◆ There are many people who work well, and there are many rice in the valley.

◆ Don't look at relatives, look at smoothness.

◆ There is no cloud or rain in the sky, and there is no director on earth.

◆ All the bows in the world are curved, and all the principles in the world are straight.

There are no two days, and people are unreasonable.

◆ The more the well is dug, the clearer the water is; The more things you put out, the more rational you are.

◆ Unreasonable flustered, rational and brave.

◆ Cows don't rake, and people are unreasonable.

If you don't recognize people, you are not afraid of anything.

Do not recognize people, but help them. The water can't cover the ship, and the hands can't cover the sky.

◆ If the water is uneven, it will flow, and if it is not, it will be said.

◆ Water recedes the stone, and good people say it's not bad.

◆ Persuade people with potential and convince people with reason.

◆ It takes an inch to make people feel better.

◆ Telling the truth is reasonable, and swearing is unreasonable.

◆ Rational thinking, unreasonable rushing to say.

◆ Reason is not afraid of potential pressure, and people are not afraid of shadows.

I have something to say in front of you.

◆ Rationality cannot be lost, and irrationality cannot be disputed.

◆ Reasonable win, unreasonable loss.

◆ Put reason into things and make good steel to the blade.

◆ It is reasonable to travel all over the world, but it is difficult to move without reason.

◆ There is an axe to cut down trees, so it is reasonable to say that it will not fall.

◆ Ambition is not high, and rationality is not high.

◆ Eat rationally.

Men are soft-spoken and short-minded.

◆ Eat something delicious and say something reasonable.

I can walk but I can't shadow, I can talk but I can't make sense.

Tongue is meat, but the fact is iron.

◆ The light is not on, and someone needs to dial it; I don't know. Someone needs to say it.

◆ It is not clear whether it is reasonable not to turn on the light or turn off the light.

◆ Good people argue, bad people argue.

Good tea is not afraid of fine products, and good things are not afraid of fine theory.

Good wine is not afraid of brewing, and good people are not afraid to say it.

◆ Endless roads, endless reasons.

◆ Walking is afraid of heavy rain, and talking is afraid of losing your mind.

The altar can be sealed, but the population can't.

◆ The truth is not short, and the mouth is not soft.

◆ Dishes are salty and tasteless, and words are powerless for no reason.

Feet can't run in the rain, but the mouth is strong.

◆ Do things according to nature and speak according to people's heart.

◆ The ship is not afraid of the wind, and it is reasonable to go to heaven.

◆ Stir-fry rice and speak rationally.

◆ Interlacing is like a mountain, and interlacing is like a mountain.

◆ If the drum doesn't knock, it won't ring. It's not clear whether it's reasonable.

◆ The road is curved and the reason is straight.

◆ The road is uneven and everyone steps on it; If things are unfair, everyone should take care of them.

There are thousands of roads, and there is only one reason.

◆ When grinding grain, grind rice. Be reasonable when you speak.

◆ There are more meals than meals, and many people speak.

◆ chopping wood to see the texture and make sense.

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Everything can be achieved with perseverance, and everything will collapse without perseverance.

◆ People have no size, and horses have no height. Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards.

People look big, birds fly high.

◆ People live up to expectations, fire fights flames, and Buddha fights incense.

◆ People are not old, their hearts are not old, and they are not poor.

◆ People should have a strong heart, and trees should have hard skins.

◆ People rely on ambition and tigers rely on power.

◆ People are afraid of no ambition, and trees are afraid of no skin.

◆ People start from the heart and trees start from the roots.

◆ 360 lines, each line is a champion.

◆ The mountain is high and there is a climb, and the road is far.

◆ The mountain is high and the water is long, and the ambition is high.

A villain bears a grudge, but a gentleman has a long ambition.

◆ Not afraid of the long road, but afraid of short ambition.

◆ Not afraid of Pepsi disadvantage, but afraid of discouragement.

◆ If you are not afraid of high mountains, you are afraid of weak feet.

◆ I am not afraid of not learning well, but I am afraid of being insincere.

◆ Not afraid of shallow knowledge, but afraid of short ambition.

◆ It is difficult to practice courage without taking three risks.

You can't be a hero without tempering.

Although the wooden ruler is short, its energy is thousands of feet.

Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.

If there is no rain in January, people will never be poor.

There are no useless people in the sky, and there is no nameless grass on the ground.

◆ Move mountains without ambition.

◆ Don't be afraid of the strong and don't bully the weak.

◆ If the moon is short, the light will not be changed, and the arrow will not be changed to steel.

◆ It is difficult to see the bottom of the water.

◆ Water flows downwards, while people struggle upstream.

As long as you make progress, you are not afraid of being looked down upon.

◆ There are only days when you can't go up, and there is no mountain that you can't go up.

◆ I am afraid that I am not diligent and I am not afraid that I am different; I'm afraid of perseverance and nothing.

Watch the door only for gentlemen, not for villains.

◆ Birds are expensive and have wings, and people are expensive and ambitious.

Birds fly to the light, and people go high.

A stranger is not timid, no matter how hard he tries.

◆ Better cold than cold; Better be poor than poor.

It is better to suffer than to be ashamed.

Better be an ant's leg than a sparrow's mouth.

It is better to be the soil of the poor than the treasure of the rich.

I would rather break a bone than bow my head and be humiliated.

It is better to give the Lama to a hero than to a lazy man.

It is better to let the poor fight than to let the rich bite.

I'd rather eat eyebrow porridge than frown rice.

I would rather give a gentleman shoes than share money with a villain.

Better hit a golden bell than break a thousand drums.

It is better to let money suffer than to let others suffer.

I would rather die than be unreasonable, and I would rather be poor than lose my ambition.

Aspiring is not a long life, but not a hundred years old.

◆ There are days when I can't get on, but I can't get on.

◆ Where there are mountains, there will be roads, and where there is water, there will be crossings.

Even if it rains for a hundred days, it will always clear up.

◆ The steamed bread eaten is not fragrant, and the sugar cane chewed is not sweet.

◆ Heroes rely on Zhiqiang, and good horses rely on courage.

A hero does not eat hard food, but a good bird does not dig the forest.

Heroes do things to the end, and good horses run to the end.

A good man does not strive for wealth or production, and a good woman does not strive for marriage clothes.

A good drum rings as soon as it is played, and a good lamp lights up as soon as it is pulled out.

◆ High-quality ambition and low ambition.

Hiking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and punting is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.

Men have no ambition, blunt iron and steel, women have no ambition and no weeds.

A scholar starved to death and didn't sell books, while a strong man was desperate and didn't sell swords.

◆ The valley should grow from itself, and people should strive for self-improvement.

◆ There is no tree that can't be sawed down, and there is no clock that can't ring.

◆ Poverty does not give up, and wealth does not give up.

Poverty never climbs, rain never climbs.

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

A gentleman takes revenge for three years, and a villain takes revenge in front of him.

Tigers are not afraid of mountains, and fish are not afraid of water depth.

Tigers are thin and ambitious, while people are poor and ambitious.

◆ Old trees have deep roots, but people are hard in old bones.

◆ Trees are afraid of rotten roots, while people are afraid of no ambition.

Grass does not germinate unintentionally, and people do not develop unintentionally.

Dare to ride a dragon or a tiger, but be timid to ride a cat or a rabbit.

Dare to travel all over the world, timid, unable to move.

Although the weight is small, it can weigh as much as one thousand kilograms.

◆ If you stay in the green hills, you are not afraid of burning without firewood.

◆ The waves are high again and again, and they are also at the bottom of the ship; No matter how high the mountain is, it is also at the foot.

◆ Dishes will die unintentionally, and people will die unintentionally.

◆ Vegetables can be eaten, bran can be eaten, and gas cannot be eaten; Eating can make it, wearing can make it, and reason can't make it.

When the tiger is not in the wind, the eagle will not stand up.

Pieces of rope saws wood, and drops of stone wear through.

◆ Worrying about the night is long, and people with lofty ideals cherish the short days.

I would rather die for everyone than for one person.

◆ Cast a net head-on and sail against the wind.

◆ One person builds roads, and ten thousand people walk together.

◆ One person does evil and ten thousand people suffer.

◆ If a person doesn't talk twice, he won't ask for both sides in front of others.

◆ A tiger comes out of one mountain, and a hundred pigs die.

◆ A word is flat at both ends, and the scale does not lose people.

◆ A good deed can't cover a hundred ugliness, and a hundred good deeds can't cover an ugliness.

◆ An egg is not enough to eat, and it is notorious when you are old.

◆ A mother has a pain, and the road is long and its Xiu Yuan is awkward; The child's pain is a mother and a son, and the line is as long as it is.

A mother reads a son, the Yangtze River waters, the son reads a mother and a son, and the pole is long.

◆ Big or small is a dragon, and big or small is a worm.

◆ big eyes and small belly, can't eat.

◆ Ignorant, Ganoderma lucidum is Artemisia.

◆ People are afraid of swinging, while iron is afraid of falling into the furnace.

◆ People are afraid of temptation, while ponds are afraid of infiltration.

◆ People are afraid of privacy, and the land is afraid of shortage.

◆ People are afraid of losing face, while trees are afraid of losing skin.

◆ People repair themselves, and trees are repaired by people.

◆ People depend on their hearts and trees depend on their roots.

◆ People's hearts change for people's hearts.

People fall in love before, and then say right or wrong.

◆ People should be real, but fire should be empty.

◆ It's very kind of you. Ginger is still old and spicy.

◆ Going into the mountains is not afraid of hurting the tiger, but it is a double-edged sword.

◆ Knife wounds are easy to treat, but mouth injuries are difficult to treat.

◆ There are grass pedestrians stepping on the road, and some people say that their thoughts are not correct.

A thousand dollars can't buy a heart, and a million dollars can't sell it.

Steal needles when you are young and gold when you are old.

◆ The villain bears grudges, and the gentleman is grateful.

◆ Not afraid of glaring at King Kong, but afraid of leering at Bodhisattva.

◆ Not afraid of the tiger and the wolf face to face, but afraid of the first two knives.

◆ I am not afraid of disrespect, I am afraid that I am wrong.

◆ If you are not afraid of ghosts, you are afraid of people.

◆ Don't ride two horses, drink two teas.

◆ Not your wealth, don't put it in your bag.

◆ Don't eat wine, your face is not red; Don't be a thief, don't be surprised.

◆ Don't be fooled if you don't want to be cheap.

The sky depends on the sun and the moon, and people depend on their conscience.

◆ Hit the water into waves, hit the stone into fire, and cause trouble.

Only save people, don't drag people into the water.

It is troublesome to hit people for two days, but it is shameful to curse them for three days.

It is difficult to fight with empty fists, but it is difficult to talk with empty words.

◆ It is better to open your hands than to trap the population.

Only persuade people to get married, not to leave.

You can only save suffering, not gambling.

◆ Only repair bridges and pave roads, and there are no dead ends.

Only a thousand miles of fame, not a thousand miles of fame.

Birds cherish feathers, tigers cherish skin, and treat people with respect to their faces.

It's better to admit your mistake than to lie.

It's better to curse with a dirty mouth than to recite Buddha.

Better have no money than be shameless.

◆ It is better to be positive than evil.

◆ It is better to open a gun and fight a battle than stab a knife in the back.

A day without money is better than a day without doing bad things.

It is better to make your heart ache than to make your face hot.

Bad horses are black sheep, rotten oranges are empty baskets.

Persuasion is ultimately beneficial, and agitation is endless.

Saving a hundred sheep is better than saving a wolf.

Learning well is less than 1000 days, but learning badly is more than one day.

◆ If you release the tiger to the mountain, there will be future trouble.

A chicken can't fly over the wall, and a furnace of ashes can't get out of it.

◆ It is not difficult to look at people, and carry your own baggage step by step.

◆ Look at the Buddha police monk, look at the father police son.

◆ Mean does not make money, honest does not lose money.

Being stingy and getting married won't last long.

◆ People who swear to be smart and innocent in prison.

◆ A whip hurts the flesh, and bad words hurt the heart.

◆ Say something face to face, something is in front of you.

◆ The potential is endless, and the blessings are endless.

Burn incense with your heart, sooner or later.

Don't lie in front of real people.

Bad behavior, short tongue by three points.

Smart people don't do shady things, and real people don't tell lies.

Happiness lies in contentment, and greed is insatiable.

Afraid that there will be no return, afraid of empty joy, afraid that it is not you.

I intend to love you for a long time, and I don't want to give up on you.

Once so close, now I want to know your news from others. I look at your life like a passer-by, and your emotions are not sad for me. We used to love each other, and it hurts to think about it.

Every time I am disappointed, I do one less thing that I love you, until the last remark is changed to full name, I cancel my special attention, delete all your photos and stop peeking at you secretly. It's time to say goodbye

You have to accept that there are always sudden losses in this world, such as spilled milk, lost wallet, lost lover and broken friendship. When you have nothing to do, the only thing you can do is try to make yourself better.

I think it's because you've become better, but not for you.

I like the sea, but I can't jump into it. I like you, but I can't always be shameless.

Save up enough disappointment and leave. Love is accumulated, so is not love.

Those who later lay on the blacklist first stepped on colorful clouds and lit up the whole world.

Those who left you, for whatever reason, may have hesitated, struggled and refused to give up, but at least at the moment he decided to leave, he felt that he would be better off without you.

You have come so far, I really can't catch up, so I have to wish you happiness. I can only wish you happiness.

Complete works of emotional phrases that are very comforting and afraid of injury: fear of no future, fear of empty joy, fear of not coming.

1. Life without old friends is really long.

I want to know whose name I will hysterically call when I am drunk and alone in the street.

I want to be good enough. When I see you again, I will smile confidently.

I was tired for a long time that day and suddenly let go.

5. Where should I put my hand after hugging?

6. I have paid a lot, but I still have nothing.

7. I have imagined countless reunions with you, and then I gradually understand that reunion is such a thing, don't expect to be alone.

8, you must pretend not to be sad, in the eyes of others will appear very happy.

9. liking you is like an old love letter, with deep feelings and a long time.

10 I took the initiative for a long time and found that my heart has gradually cooled with the lukewarm words; Only when you care more, do you feel that love has slowly disintegrated with that anodyne attitude.

1 1. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

12, afraid of not coming, afraid of empty joy, afraid of not being you.

13, there are not so many warm words that can touch me except your name.

14, don't like a person who is sixteen or seventeen, because that person will be your favorite but you will never get it.

15. See you after many years. Should I say long time no see?

Brilliant love words: I'm afraid of strangers when I'm far away, I'm afraid of annoyance when I'm near, I'm afraid of lightness when I'm less, and I'm afraid of entanglement when I'm more.

1. Stay away from strangers; Close, afraid of annoyance; Not so afraid of lightness; More afraid of entanglement.

2. How much sense of loss does it take to feel a sense of belonging from freshness?

There are some happy people in the world. They turn their own pain into the happiness of others. They buried the hope of the world with tears, but turned it into seeds, grew flowers and fragrance, and healed the wounds of lonely people in bad karma. (Uncle Tom's cabin)

I feel that I am not mature enough to control my impetuous heart calmly. I know the truth, but it's not the truth that can comfort me. It is you.

5. Maintain a sense of self-confidence and dignity. It's better to be mad and moldy than crazy.

6. If you like someone, you are happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

7. The boat of life faces the rapids and rapids. The weak will choose to escape and give up, and the strong will choose to face and challenge. The infinite joy of life lies in generate's A Ring of Endless Light in the challenge to life.

8. I suddenly think of someone, smirk for a while, and then lose for a while.

9. I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person.

10. Women will not refuse to answer any phone calls. No matter what she is doing, she will answer the phone when it rings.

1 1. We grew up together in time. You erased my arrogance and I rubbed away your timidity. You are getting warmer and more responsible, and I am getting quieter and softer. Inadvertently, we all became better people. I think this is the best love, the rule of giving.

12. His lips are more suitable for your imaginary kiss. The cold reason destroyed my body.

13. The sign of maturity is that you should stop being emotional when it's time to use your head.

14. My dream is so simple that I can only see one you. This is probably the only world I have left and the future I look forward to.

15. No matter how good the promise is, there is always an excuse when you want to leave.

16. Shiny, none of them are sincere, they are all rubbish.

17. No one told me that when we grow up, we will do ordinary work; Talk about a bad relationship. It turns out that there is nothing when you grow up, and you will still make mistakes or be confused; Regret is not worse for those who hate it, but more cherished for those who like it. However, only we can decide our appearance. -My girlhood

18. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

19. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable.

20. It's not that I don't know how to play hard to get, nor that I don't know how to be reserved, but I just can't bear to leave you out on purpose. Seeing your news, I couldn't help but reply for a second. In every passionate exclamation point, I like you. I want to take off my armor and hug you with my weakness.

2 1. Life, in the final analysis, is mood.

22. In fact, you have been wishful thinking all the way. He didn't ask you to reject all the boys around you. He didn't ask you to reply to the text message every second. He didn't ask you to stay up waiting for his call. He didn't ask you to be gentle with him. He didn't ask you to love him, so you can't blame him for not taking care of your feelings After all, you disturbed him, didn't you?

23. Your promise is like a star, so much, but I will never get it!

24. Everyone in life is a dreamer. When one day our dreams are gone, we will only have a home.

25. You won't meet the second me. You know, once lost, some people will never come back, just like no one will stand in the same place forever waiting for someone.

26. Any lovelorn is giving way to true love.

27. From affectionate to perfunctory enthusiasm to indifferent attention to ignoring unforgettable to forgetting.

28. My understanding of life is to do what I like and support myself and my family. Life is not climbing mountains or digging trenches. It just sleeps out of your body in a standard bed. My understanding of life is to be with everything I like. -Han Han I understand life

29. Don't force yourself when you are young, but plain is true. Your indifference is laziness, fear, love for comfort, and a dog who dares not see the world. You should leave while you are young and go to the mountains and rivers.

30. Some people are predestined to meet each other, but forget to meet them, so this love can only be a distant watch. These two people will always be like parallel lines.

3 1. I don't like long-distance relationships, but I like you.

32. All I have is my temporary deposit.

33. Don't just dig out your heart and keep some mystery. That's the only thing you can save yourself in trouble. -Zhang Haochen "I am the only you in the world"