The lyrics of "Job Fair"

Job fair

Singing: Congee is thin

After four years of college, I finally graduated

I can finally make money The family has become well-off

The sky in the liberated areas is bright

I set off on my black BMW bicycle

I will come as soon as I sway. Arrive at the job fair

I bought the ticket, rolled up my sleeves, and went in

I looked up and saw a crashing sound that shocked me

I saw a dark area with Tens of thousands of heads

My chest felt tight and my head felt dizzy and I almost vomited blood

But we are considered the elite of our school after all

Hey, we are not afraid of comparing goods. I'm afraid I don't know the goods

No matter what, I have to find a job with an annual salary of 100,000 today

The name of this company looks quite impressive

But the hiring manager is long How do you look like a pig butcher?

Could it be that someone owes his brother thousands of dollars?

Look at the fierce look on his face, as if he wants to eat me

< p>I handed in my resume with trepidation

The butcher manager smiled and showed a big gold tooth

He said that our company’s rule is to charge one thousand and eighty dollars first

Look at this classmate who is really talented

After paying the deposit, you can start working next week

I thought to myself that I still have to pay the deposit before I have a job

< p>Although I know that I look quite creative

But just looking at my appearance, could it be that this company specializes in making money?

After squeezing around, I came to another station. Before

The lady recruiting for this company is quite pleasing to the eye

The thin eyebrows and small mouth have a sweet voice that makes me feel comfortable

I cleared my throat and straightened my clothes and was about to say What?

The lady speaks Shanghainese when she opens her mouth

Ala, Ala, I didn’t understand a word she said for a long time

I sat there for a long time staring at the beautiful woman and smiling. Hours

In the end, the young lady asked for a Shanghai household registration

If you had said this earlier, it would have been over long ago

What a waste of everyone’s time Not good

She snorted and that was her answer

Looking at the lady’s disdainful eyes, I felt angry

Look at this The big brother in the company is very polite

When he speaks, he is polite and has a little bit of English

Our Chinglish is really bad

Foreigners can’t understand. Compatriots don’t know what you’re talking about

Let’s just talk about the salary directly after a few chats

He said a 20% discount on a monthly salary of RMB 1,000 for an undergraduate major

If you don’t have a household registration, no insurance, no pension

You have to go to a subordinate factory to train for three to five years

After hearing this, I was so scared that I almost had a heart attack

< p>If you make some green vegetables and radishes, you will get more than this amount every month

Brother, are you a bad talent or are you wholesale socks

If you put them in a pile and weigh them, I am worth more than this

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Sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it, and treat it as a sale

The crows in the world are generally black, so let’s hang around first

Forget it, forget it, forget it. Just be patient

These days I am the boss and I am like a beggar

Sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it, half for sale and half for free

You can’t Get a knife and commit a highway robbery

Forget it, forget it, forget it, what else are you thinking about?

Who do you think you are and are you qualified to order food?

< p>Sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it, just treat it as a sale

The crows in the world are generally black, so let’s hang around first

Forget it, forget it, forget it, just endure it Click

These days I am the boss and I am like a beggar

Sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it, half for sale and half for free

You can’t take a knife Go commit a highway robbery

Forget it, forget it, forget it, what else do you want?

Who do you think you are and are you qualified to order food

Who do you think you are, do you think you are qualified to order food?

Who do you think you are, do you think you are qualified to order food?

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