Funny jingle wonderful quotes

There is a kind of words that can always be remembered easily; there is a kind of words that can always be poured out so easily; there is a kind of words that are funny but also bring the interest of life! This kind of words are jingles. !The following are the wonderful quotations of funny jingles that I provide for everyone for your reference!

The wonderful quotations of funny jingles

　1. You are really naturally inspiring!

　2. It’s not your fault to give you the Sword God, but if you don’t do it if I give you the God of Sword, you won’t be a shameless person crying and shouting that you want to be a swordsman! Really, why bother?!

　3. I blame myself for my lack of vision. , I treat you as a human being. If I had known better, I would have bought a dog leash and put it around your neck.

4. International faces are universally accepted

5. If you can’t tell the difference between good and bad, there is something wrong with your head. If you can’t tell the difference between inside and outside, then there is something wrong with your manufacturer.

6. A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality.

7. She looked at him with regret and said: Can the surgery make things better?

8. Is being a nympho guilty? Don’t worry, even if you are guilty, I will not commit a crime against you. It'll just make you sick to your stomach.

9. A smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit".

10. Incompletely evolved life forms and genetically mutated aliens.

11. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

12. You look very brutal!

13. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

14. Listening to you talk, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

15. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught? 2 times?

16. With money, you are still as superficial; without money, you can become so cheap.

17. The dinosaur that degrades three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.

18. Your parents should use those ten minutes for a walk!

19. If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

20. You need to reinvent the wheel. Classic hilarious jingle

1. Have you been kissed by a pig when you were a child?

2. If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.

3. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

4. I can’t see any difference between you and a dog, you look a bit human!

5. So shameless, so heartless, your You should be very light, right?

6. You couldn’t get 180 in the exam, but your brother got 249.

7. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land when you are dead.

8. Why does the moon look at you and laugh at you for being a SB.

9. You can’t forget your mother. You love to collect condoms, sell aphrodisiacs in disco bars and dance clubs, and slap your old face.

10. You chased me naked for two kilometers and I looked back and thought I was a gangster!

11. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

12. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart

13. Because, therefore, scientific reason; not only but also, I am a father. Look at you, your jade tree is facing the wind, you are handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, and flowers are blooming.

14. On a whim, I set your photo as the desktop of my computer, but I got a computer virus!

15. If a big fire burns down your house, save the money How did you survive as an orphan dog? Super funny and humorous jingle

1. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

2. If the teacher hadn’t taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away long ago.

3. If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

4. It looks very sci-fi, and it looks very abstract!

5. The super shameless loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos.

6. You look illegal!

7. You look really post-modern.

8. I forgot that there is a kind of people in the world, Martians, where are you from?

9. A young daughter-in-law was sitting on the street breastfeeding her child. He was very playful and didn't want to eat well. At this time, the child's grandfather was coaxing his grandson and said: If you don't eat, I will eat.

10. The ancestor of Japan is a guy called the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They proudly call themselves the descendants of the turtles

11. Whoever asks me to celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let him Celebrating Tomb-Sweeping Day

12. After many years of research, we have figured out the ultimate way to buy a house without being a house slave. The answer will be announced on time on April Fool’s Day, and we will definitely not fool you!

13. I like to eat when I’m unhappy, I get fat when I eat, and I’m unhappy when I’m fat

14. A certain bachelor’s QQ space talks about: Those who have a crush on me, why are you so heavy-handed? Stay angry!!!

15. My grandfather said: If Jay Chou becomes a monk, he must be a good monk, because the sutras he recites are so good.

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