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Humor of field work: how to make friends while working in the field

1, spring is coming, and my back aches and my legs hurt when I work in the fields.

2, this afternoon, my back hurts, and the left is not right, and the right is not right. I really want to work in the fields quickly.

I haven't worked in the fields for several years. I turned over the vegetable garden today, and my waist still hurts a little. I'm only thirty years old.

4. You must wear a mask when you work in the fields, when you go out to receive express delivery, and when you go shopping, you must wear a mask.

5, you cook for me, I work for you in the field and live in the countryside!

6. I'm going to collapse, but my mother is right, and she doesn't ask you to work in the fields every day and enjoy a happy life at home. Isn't it hard enough for you?

7. I haven't worked in the fields for a long time, and I'm not familiar with it. After working for a while, blisters appeared on my hands.

8. You are still at home. I have been working in the fields. I am the anchor of online class in the morning and a farmer in the afternoon. Maybe someone envies my richness.

9. Although it has become different from before, it is still my favorite land. I'm going to work in the fields tomorrow. I hope to stick to it.

10, I didn't do anything yesterday. I have been in bed for seven hours today. Let me sleep for a while and work in the fields.

1 1. Before going to work: I don't want to be a graduate student, I just want to be an ordinary farmer. After working in the fields: I don't want to be a man, I want to be a pig.

12, working in the field, calm down and think that this is what spring looks like, but it is not what spring should look like.

13, it's spring, and farmers' uncles are going to work in the fields. If they don't let go, they will really drink the northwest wind this year.

14, I want to eat a sandwich full of calories wrapped in solid bread. The kind that can work in the fields after eating.

15, when I was a child, I was most afraid of working in the fields. Now I like those simple filters in the countryside.

16, Ge You was paralyzed for many days, and finally he was able to work in the fields.