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What is it like to participate in the ice-breaking session for new Alibaba employees?
After spending two years in Alibaba, I saw the ice-breaking mentioned in hot searches these days, and the scene at that time is still vivid in my mind. But compared to my experience that time, the things that popped up on hot searches are just a drop in the bucket.
I belonged to the marketing department at that time, and there was a very beautiful girl who joined me in the same batch. I was so impressed by what happened that day, and it was also related to what happened to that girl that day.
The ice-breaking activity took place one afternoon one month after joining the company, and the venue was set at a party hall on the outskirts of Hangzhou.
Before I went, I was thinking about activities such as eating and playing board games. When I arrived, I found that there were more people than I expected. It turned out that colleagues from the sales department came with us to break the ice.
Upon arrival, the newcomers stood in a row and were asked questions one by one. Each person asked different questions.
The first boy was asked how many girls he had slept with before. A boy who looked a little delicate was also asked if he had ever had sex with someone of the same sex. I was a little unhappy when I heard their questions. , I think this is not deliberately embarrassing, maybe because the HR who saw me frowning and asked the question didn't want to spoil the atmosphere, so he only asked how old I was?
I will tell the truth, I am 22. As a result, she said that my answer was wrong, and I ignored her.
Later it was the girls’ turn to be asked, and the first girl was asked when was the first time. She did not shy away from it and said that when she was in the third grade of junior high school, she was with her cousin. Everyone cheered and the atmosphere became lively again.
Later, I asked a girl when the most unforgettable time she had sex was. The girl was really bold and said that she once made eye contact with a stranger on the train, and the two of them had sex in the soft sleeper compartment. There was a snap.
No one expected that anyone would say that. After listening to her talk, I felt that the atmosphere at the scene was obviously wrong.
The questions from HR later became more and more tricky, and the rhythm of the whole scene went in an uncontrollable direction.
And that particularly beautiful girl also received special attention. She was asked who she would have a child with if she, the boss of our department, and her direct leader were alone on a desert island. At that time, she suppressed her blush and couldn't say a word for a long time.
Fortunately, someone immediately smoothed things over, saying that only children make choices, and of course adults want them all. Everyone laughed. I thought HR would let her go, but she refused to let her go. She insisted that if she wanted them all, they would come together or one by one.
I saw that she was almost crying. I had been in contact with her before, and I felt that she was an introverted and shy girl. She was probably new to society and had never been forced to do this. Finally, the leader stood up and said it was no longer difficult for her, so he asked the next question.
But I noticed that a few girls glanced at her with disdain, as if saying what a big deal it was, it was really pretentious and unplayable.
After the newcomers were introduced, everyone played a game together. The game they played was the mouth-to-mouth passing tissue game that everyone saw on the hot search, but that was just an appetizer.
Our bald and greasy leader in the middle didn’t know whether it was intentional or not. He failed to pass the tissue and kissed a girl on the mouth. Fortunately, the girl smiled and didn't say anything. The leader, on the other hand, was punished by doing push-ups later.
After the game was over, the leader made a mistake with a boy. Logically speaking, they should be doing push-ups face to face, one on top and the other on the bottom. But everyone was yelling and saying that it was boring, saying that the pretty girl just didn’t cooperate during the question-and-answer session, and that she should be punished by doing male and female push-ups with the leader below to apologize.
As soon as she finished speaking, the girl was pushed out by everyone. I could see that although she was very reluctant, she still did it. After all, the leader had already had some opinions on her just now, and she was afraid. I don’t want to be challenged at work in the future.
After the appetizers are over, the main course begins. Drinking is definitely inevitable. The leader says you must drink. Anyone who doesn't drink will be punished.
A girl said that she was allergic to alcohol and couldn’t drink it. The boss said that he would punish her by drinking water. But it was not just drinking water. He didn’t know where he learned it. He asked the girl to pick a boy to use on the spot. With a mineral water bottle between her legs, she knelt down in front of him to drink, otherwise she would have to drink.
The girls are also determined not to drink. But who knew that after she picked a lot, she actually chose me. When I was pushed out, the leader gave me a look, as if I had robbed him of something good.
I don’t even want to recall what happened next, because it was so embarrassing. It was even more embarrassing than having my clothes taken off in public. I couldn’t bear to look at it. I closed my eyes the whole time and waited for her to finish drinking. . I remember that the water flowed so fast that it hit her face and made her whole body wet.
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