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Talk about the beautiful classic confession of earthy love story

A beautiful and classic confession about secular love story. A 1。 "When you barbecue, what do you bake first?" Barbecue first. I will consider you first. "

2. "I am in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas tanks" and "I just can't help thinking about you"

3. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

4. How many times should I repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

I like this snack very much! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

7. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

8. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

9. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

10. whatever you say is in my heart.

1 1. Three thousand lives, I love III, I love III. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

12. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

13. "I can't finish it every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."

14. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

15. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

16. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

17. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

18. "Do you like it?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."

19. Have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

20. No matter whether someone else chases you or you chase someone else, I won't stop you. I will only trip you up with my foot and let you fall into my arms.

The aesthetic classic confession of tacky love story Part II 2 1. I am small-minded, I can only hold you!

22. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.

24. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

25. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

26. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

27. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

28. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

29. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

3 1. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

32. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

34. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

35. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

36. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

37. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

38. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

39. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, and I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.

40. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

The aesthetic classic confession of tacky love story Part III 4 1. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

42. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

43. I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.

44. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

45. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

46. "I lack necessities" and "What?" You!'

47. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me".

49. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

50. "How about I tell you how to lose weight?" Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."

5 1. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends?

52. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."

53. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

54. When it's cold, tell me about my bed.

55. "Do you guess whether I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."

56. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

57. If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

58. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

60. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

On the Confession Copy of Local Love Stories

Tell me about the local love novel. 1. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

2. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

4. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.

5. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

7. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

8. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

9. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see you and I will hold you in my arms.

10. "I have to buy you a compass." "In case you get used to getting lost."

1 1. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

12. Will you still love other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

13. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

14. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

15. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

16. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

17. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

18. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

19. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

A Brief Talk on the Confession of Love Words in the Earth Part II 2 1. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

22. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

23. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

24. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

25. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

26. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."

27. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

28. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.

29. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

30. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

3 1. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

32. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."

33. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

34. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

35. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

36. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

37. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

38. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

40. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

Tell a rustic love story Part III 4 1. "Your existence is like air" What do you mean "I can't live without you"

42. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.

43. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

44. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.

45. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

46. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

47. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"

48. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

49. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

50. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."

5 1. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

52. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

53. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

54. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

55. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

56. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

57. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

59. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

60. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

On the Confession Copy of Local Love Stories

On the Confessions of Vulgar Love Stories (Ⅰ) 1. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "Compass, do you know why?" "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."

2. As soon as I bowed my head and looked back, Mom, I was in love.

A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

4. Will you fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.

6. You know, I dare not move now, because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you.

7.do you know who you look like? (What person? ) My woman

8. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

9. "My bed is neither too big nor too small." What do you want to express? "It's just right to sleep with you."

10. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

1 1. Since we can't be born together, we will be harmed together for a lifetime.

12. Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.

13. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

14. I am stubborn by nature and have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

15. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

16. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.

17. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

18. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

19. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.

20. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

Confessions on Love Stories in the Earth (Ⅱ) 2 1. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

22. I miss you so much that I changed three pairs of underwear today.

23. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

24. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

25. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said it's not your job to have many people.

26. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

27. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

28. The food I just ordered hasn't come yet. . . . What would you like to order? I miss you a little.

29. "Every pen of mine is cute", huh? "Because every pen knows your name"

30.are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";

3 1. Remember that I miss you when I am looking for you, and I miss you when I am not looking for you.

32. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

34. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

35. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"

36. notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

37. This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

38. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"

I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "

40. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

On the Confessions of Vulgar Love Stories (3) 4 1. To me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.

42. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

43. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

44. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

45. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.

46. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

47. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

48. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

49. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

50. I think it's very simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

5 1. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, otherwise, how could I bubble happily at the sight of you?

52. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

54. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.

55. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

57. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

58. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

59. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

60. I will show you a magic trick. What? Become super fond of you?

Talking about the beautiful and classic sentence confession copy with simple love words

Beautiful classic sentences with simple love stories. Tell me an article-1. Search notice. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

2. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

Can you help me wash things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

6. I want to make an appointment with you? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."

7. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

8. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

9. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

10. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

1 1. What's that spinning with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

12. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

13. Your eyes are really beautiful, and they only suit me.

14. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

15. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

16. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

17. I still want to be like you, like eating spicy strips when I was a child and never looking at the date.

18. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

/kloc-firecrackers rang again on the night of 0/9.30, but they were not as many as I thought.

20. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

Beautiful classic sentences with simple love stories. Part II 2 1. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

22. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

23. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

24. What time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

25. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

26. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

27. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

28. My mother said that when I grow up, I want to marry you.

29. I hope I can grow old with you unexpectedly, even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want to end up with you.

30. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

3 1. You look like a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

32. I want to have three meals in one room with you all year round.

33. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

34. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

35. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

36. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs, and go straight 1000m". then what "Civil Affairs Bureau will be there or not"

37. Do you like drinking water? You already like me%.

38. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

39. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

40. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.

Beautiful classic sentences with earthy love stories tell me about the third 4 1. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

42. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

44. From now on, I can only call you you, because you are in my heart.

45. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.

47. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

48. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

49. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

5 1. Talking to you is like an exam. I always feel that I didn't do well afterwards.

52. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

53. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

54. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

55. I miss you so much that I changed three pairs of underwear today.

56. There is nothing of value in my house. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

57. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

58. When you came to me, I felt that I hadn't seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.

I want to say "I love you" to you in the language of the whole world, but I can't say enough.

60. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."