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I am alone.

I am 1, a lively and lovely tomboy. He is neither tall nor short in the class. I like painting, playing computer, playing the piano and reading books ... I'm not bragging, my grades are still very good, but I have a problem-being active.

There are three words that embarrass me, but they can sum up my personality-I am a "two-faced", that is, I am a person with dual personality. At school, I am recognized as a quiet girl, and I have been rated as "three good students" year after year. But I am like a naughty little monkey at home, jumping all day, climbing on the table to perform karaoke, and indulging in stars for a while; Later, the principal's solemn speech at the opening ceremony made her laugh her head off.

Even eating my hands and feet is uncomfortable. Sometimes my legs prop up the table and almost tip the plate over. If you watch it, you will be afraid. Sometimes I drag my mother's slippers secretly, and then I change my shoes quietly. My mother almost fell into my little shoes when she went to fill the second bowl of rice. At this time, my mother will always call me a troublemaker, and my grandmother will also echo that I have ADHD.

My quietness at school is only superficial. I am alive and kicking in the physical education class, so I have been doing well in sports. Even in Chinese class, my hands and feet move from time to time during class. When I was looking for my exercise book in my schoolbag, my feet were raised high, and the students in front had to get a kick on my ass innocently, while the students sitting behind felt distressed. At first glance, haha, they were almost squeezed into patties by me!

Alas, I take the initiative!

I have a pair of small eyes and a chubby face. I always like to laugh. I am the famous Xu.

My favorite thing to do is reading. I lost my head reading, and I don't know when I can stop. My mother always said that I was a little obsessed with reading. But I am a carefree bookworm. My reading ability is amazing: I can see the night from day to day, regardless of the consequences. Anyway, enough bookworms. Here, I have another reading experience!

That day, my mother gave me a basket of books. I like them all at first sight, but my mother asked me to put away my books and do my homework. Although I am doing my homework, my heart itches. I hope I can get a book and read a paragraph about greed. My mother read my mind and accompanied me to do my homework. Suddenly, my mother's cell phone rang, and she asked me to go to another room to answer the phone. Alas, here comes the opportunity. I quickly got up and secretly picked up a book, where I read it with relish. I thought I was just looking. But at first glance, I was fascinated ... and finally I couldn't stop, deeply immersed in the wonderful plot in the book. At this time, my ears hurt and I felt lifted. Then I shouted "Ouch", and I immediately reacted that the book fell to the ground. It turned out that I don't know when my mother had finished answering the phone and stood behind me. I don't know what to say next, but my mother is naturally pulling my ear! I had to submit it and continue to do my homework. Until I finished my homework, my mother accompanied me to read the book and became a bookworm with me.

This is me, a little boy who loves reading.

I am who I am. I am unique. My personality, appearance and temper are unique.

My little girl is plain-looking, and looks very quiet and generous, which is not in line with my work, personality and temper. I, when I smile, immediately have a pair of dimples on my face, revealing two sharp tiger teeth. I'm not tall, and I'm short and grumpy. This is me, not me.

Once again, my deskmate and I worked out a math problem, but my classmates and I worked out a completely different answer. In order to prove that I am right, my classmates and I both blushed. I told her many times, but she didn't understand. For this matter, she also destroyed our friendship, because we are all indomitable girls, and neither of us cares about anyone. The next day, I put down my self-esteem and talked to her, and went to the teacher to check the correct answer. Finally, I won. But instead of being complacent, I said to my deskmate, "Don't make noise, don't make noise, we can find classmates and teachers to solve it." This is me, a different me.

I have lived in my grandfather's house since I was a child. It may be that I have lived in my grandparents' house for a long time and my feelings have deepened. Maybe my parents ignored me, and I hated them even more. Maybe we are really not harmonious together. When I was in junior high school, I moved in with my parents because my grandparents couldn't help me. One night, my father came back drunk, and my mother was unhappy and quarreled with my father. My mother casually said something about my grandparents. In my opinion, this is tantamount to insulting my grandparents. I quarreled with my mother without calling. I said, "My grandparents have taken care of me since I was a child. Do you have a responsibility as a mother? " They have no credit or hard work! "I know you don't like them, but they are your elders after all! You shouldn't do this to them either. Who are you to say they are? I will cook for you with milk. You see, you make her very noisy. One minute it was salty, and the next minute it was too much meat. " Speaking of this, my lacrimal gland has developed again, and my tears are flowing downwards like a turned tap.

I am me, a different me.

I am a male four, surnamed Cao, named Chenxi. Because of his excellent performance in our class, he was highly praised by everyone (purely exaggerated) and became the monitor.

I have a good friend named Hu He. I chat with this gentleman every day.

I like reading, and I am regarded as a joke in my class and ridiculed as a "bookworm". It is said that one day, after class, Hu Jun came to me and said, "How about going to play?" I was reading a book and said, "Otherwise, wait for me outside the door." "Of course." As he spoke, the gentleman drifted away. Half an hour later, the gentleman came to visit me again: "Are you going to play?" I said, "Wait for me." "Class is coming, you hurry up. "The gentleman will go. A minute later, the gentleman came to visit me again. I saw smoke in his eyes: "Go and play!" " Say and pull me downstairs, and then on the first floor, the class is also on. The gentleman scolded, "Have you read enough books?" I was shocked: "Of course, of course." The gentleman left angrily: "books are lifeless, and obedient ones can't teach!" "My heart is unhappy and helpless.

I have a great hobby: treating all the gentlemen in my class as jokes. One day, I pointed to a gentleman in my class and said with a smile, "This gentleman's surname is Cao, and Cao's surname is Cao." He also pointed to a gentleman: "This gentleman's surname is Wang, saying that he is Wang." He pointed to Jun Hu and said, "Why do you say that?" "Nonsense!" They said, and then burst into laughter. Jun Hu was very embarrassed. I was in high spirits, but Jun Hu followed me aimlessly: "Little people are successful! Take a break! " I left with a smile ...

Today, my teacher ordered a general cleaning. Everyone in our class fights, so tools like brooms come in handy. After cleaning, everyone was exhausted and unable to put the tools on the third floor. I finished sweeping and was just about to float away when I heard someone behind me. It's Jun Hu. Jun Hu handed me a broom and said with a smile, "Can you take it with you? Thank you! " I was unhappy, but I silently refused, saying, "Do you want me to take it?" Hu Jun nodded and said, "Of course." I smiled and said, "You gave me five grams of oil, why didn't you take three grams!" " Say and left, leaving a burst of laughter, Jun Hu stupefied.

After that, Jun Hu stopped talking to me. A bosom friend is hard to find!

I am an ordinary middle school student. Because of my excellent academic performance, my classmates all think I am a good student.

I am plain, with shiny black hair, standing upright like a hedgehog. My skin is white, my big black eyes are like black gems, and there is a small mouth that doesn't like to talk very much under my small and exquisite nose. I don't have dimples, but I still smile very sweetly.

I have always been optimistic and helpful, so I have made many good friends.

After a monthly exam, the students all checked the exam answers together. Jia found that many of them were different. He was happy, but suddenly he was unhappy. Although his classmates call him "black handsome boy" and he has strong psychological endurance in this respect, he is still very pessimistic and always regards his grades as his lifeblood. At this time, I was also checking the answers with my classmates, and I found that many answers were different from my classmates', but I believed in myself and thought: the papers haven't been changed yet, maybe they are all mine.

Look at me. I'm so optimistic.

Because I live in a boarding school, I have to rest in the dormitory with my classmates every night.

One Monday night, on our way back to the dormitory, I saw the "black handsome boy" with a lot of things in his hand. I was so tired that I thought, "black handsome boy" is a good black product in our class. Why not help? So he said to him, "let me get it for you!" " Then I grabbed two things. He gratefully said to me, "Thank you". At this time, my heart is very sweet, and I feel that the trees around me are so cute and the lights are so warm.

Look at me. I'm so helpful.

I am optimistic. Optimism is a good attitude. I am willing to help others. Helpfulness is an excellent quality. Listen, this is me.

I have a little boy with black hair, shallow eyebrows, watery eyes and blue-rimmed glasses all day. He looks like a little doctor and is very knowledgeable.

Usually he likes to play with his mobile phone and computer. There are also two hobbies, namely playing football and singing.

Once, he and his friends played football in his brother's school. He and his brother have three friends. They are strikers. The goalkeeper kicked the ball to his brother in the game. His brother said, Brother, you go behind this man and I'll kick it for you, so he ran over and caught the football kicked by his brother. Originally, he wanted to kick the ball into the goal, but the opposing player ran over and grabbed it.

At the beginning of the second game, the goalkeeper kicked the ball to him and he quickly launched an attack. With the cooperation of him and his brother, their team quickly scored points. The third game started. The goalkeeper gave the ball to his brother. He said, Brother, you wait in front and I'll kick the ball to you. Because of the tacit understanding, I won again this time.

Now guess who this little boy is. That is me. Bao, a cool boy who likes playing football, singing and playing games.

I am alone. How can I introduce myself to you? I will let you know me through my two hobbies.

First of all, I like reading.

Many nights, when I forgot to sleep after reading extracurricular books, my mother always took the books from my hand and forced me to sleep. One summer vacation, my mother bought me a set of "Hal" with four points. Roger's adventure. As soon as I got the book, I forgot all about eating and sleeping. Unfortunately, it's only halfway through. It's past night 10, and I'm going to bed again. I lay in bed, unable to calm down, thinking: What will happen next? Will Roger die? ..... one question after another, a character comes to my mind, and I really hope I can understand this story. So I came up with an idea: get up quietly in the middle of the night and go to the toilet to read. I woke up in the middle of the night and sat on the toilet with a book in my hand. I finished reading a thick book before I ran back to sleep.

I like reading very much, but there are only four or five books in my library, which are my birthday gifts for my father. Now, I will start saving money and start my book purchase plan. At that time, I could fill my room with books and read them whenever I wanted.

Secondly, I especially like playing. I'm basically not at home on weekends, that's because I went out to play. I also made up a set of extremely difficult moves with the children in the neighborhood. Some boys feel weak when they hear the name, such as "standing upside down and lifting the air", that is, on a high climbing pole, they stab their feet on an iron bar, with their hands suspended and their heads down. I can last five or six minutes. Do you think I am strong?

Ha, I am such a girl who likes reading and playing.

I am a person. Hey, everyone mentioned me in just two words-self-confidence.

I think the piano should train me like this, right I remember that summer vacation when I was just in grade one, the teacher asked my little boy to take the CET-6.

Mom and dad hesitated, but I, a confident young man who couldn't pull back ten cows, agreed, and the teacher's brow widened.

After a period of practice, I can play scales, music and etudes well. On the day of the grade examination, this place was crowded with people. I looked around and saw many brothers and sisters. Not only am I not nervous, I am afraid that I can't pass the grade, but I am happy to think: Can I come to take the grade exam at such a young age, or can ordinary people do it? Haha, I smiled proudly. The staff said to me, "little friend, if you are not a grade student, please stand aside, ok?"

"Auntie, I got CET-6?"

"Ah?" Aunt showed an expression of disbelief.

After several negotiations, menstruation asked me to call my parents. When my parents found out, they couldn't wait to "fly" to me. But I don't want to, as if I don't understand.

I pushed them away and said, "I can walk by myself when I grow up, don't worry!" " "Say that finish, I happily rushed my parents a wink and took a step back.

I found myself as soon as I got up. Nothing. I walked into the examination room with a pair of hands and a confident smile.

I sat on the stool thinking about the teacher's suggestion and stepped on the first sound.

On the last note, the judges gave me a thumbs-up and I gave them a sweet smile in return.

Hey, look how confident I am.

I am a person who coughs. Why can't people be perfect forever? Everyone has shortcomings and we are often dissatisfied with ourselves. Whenever this happens, we always sigh,' Well, I'm a person!' '

Talking in class is a shortcoming that I have never been able to overcome. I still remember one time, at the beginning of class, the classroom was in chaos. Some students are playing wildly with others, some are gossiping, and some are staring at the blackboard in front of their desks. This is not like a course at all, and I am no exception. Although I am the monitor, I am also talking to my classmates next to me, just as we are chatting. The teacher came in and stared at me with fierce eyes. He didn't say anything. After a while, the teacher answered the phone and went on a business trip. I have one more chance. I seized this opportunity and started chatting with relish again. After about three or five minutes, when I was talking to others, the familiar figure appeared again. The teacher happened to see me and came in angrily. It was sunny just now, and it rained cats and dogs in a blink of an eye. Too sad. ...

Whenever I am criticized by my teacher for talking, I always say to myself, "Stop talking!" " But there are always times when you can't help it. Well, I'm alone!

Teacher's comment: The little author expresses his desire to overcome his shortcomings and improve himself through examples of his love of talking. The topic is very novel, and the teacher believes that as long as you work hard to correct your mistakes, you will become more and more perfect.

I am a 10 person. I am a cautious person, but people tend to become careless in being too cautious.

It was a sunny autumn, and the crisp autumn climate made people feel very comfortable. Mom asked me to buy a dollar of shallots, so I went downstairs to buy them. The label of the dishes downstairs was not clear, and the staff was not there, but I also saw the appearance of shallots, which looked a bit like leeks, so I took the shallots with a dollar and left, but who knows, what is like leeks? I bought leeks here, so I had to borrow another dollar from my mother.

I learned from the last experience, and I won't buy shallots into leeks this time, but is God playing me? The second time I went, the staff said there were no shallots. Just when I regretted going home, the staff stopped me: "There are green onions here. Do you want them? " I thought to myself: It seems that all green onions and shallots are similar. Buy some green onions! It suddenly occurred to me that there seemed to be something else, so I put a dollar on the table and said, "Send the green onions to Unit 4 of Building A4 160 1 later." With that, I left.

After a long time, the doorbell rang, and I saw the staff holding green onions in their hands, as if nothing had happened, but I was shocked-a green onion? God, this is so embarrassing! How can I explain this to my mother? I'm bored to death! Fortunately, there are no green onions at home, and my mother didn't lecture me. The next night, my mother asked me to buy shallots, which left a shadow on my life. ...

In fact, everyone has done embarrassing things, and the past has passed, so why "bear grudges"!

I am 1 1. I am not tall, slim and plain, and I am an ordinary junior high school student. However, people like me have many stories!

I'm just a little lazy. I often set my ambitions before holidays, write my plans in my notebook and read them over and over again. I must give my teachers and classmates a surprise after school starts! However, a month passed and I didn't exercise for a day. I didn't memorize the "300 Song Poems" I bought in the capital. My mother asked me, "How many words have you memorized?" I stared at the computer screen wholeheartedly and muttered, "How many songs have I memorized?" The blood before the festival has already flowed out of the clouds.

I'm a little noisy, too. Although he is a child of 14 years old, he should be sensible and won't make trouble again. But it's really hard for me to do it. I just like to run in rainy days, without an umbrella, and let the rain wet my hair, clothes and shoes ... In order to avoid doing housework, I also call the thick layer of ash on the ground "floor protection layer", and my mother always stares at me with eyes that hate iron and turn it into steel. I knew I wouldn't be poked out by my mother's eyes, so I smiled sweetly and said, "You have to have a childlike innocence to be young forever!" " "

I am a person who still loves to cry. As the saying goes, "a man doesn't flick when he has tears", but this sentence has lost his spirit for me. I have always regarded Andy Lau's song "It is not a crime for a man to cry" as the truth. God has given me so many tears that it is a waste not to use them.

I love to laugh, too. Once I sat at the same table and bowed my head. At first I thought he was going to draw the curtains, but suddenly I heard a sound that seemed to deflate the ball. I didn't understand what happened until I saw that half of my face was covered by the back table and laughter leaked through my fingers. After that, I looked at my embarrassed deskmate as if possessed and smiled like a shrimp regardless of the image. This laughter can be clearly heard by people around. ...

Hey, I'm a person. ...

I am a 12-year-old girl. In the eyes of my parents, I am a "little girl" who will never grow up, but I always think I am sensible.

I like fantasy. You see, I have never seen the Yangtze River, but I fantasize about standing by the river and enjoying the majestic appearance of the river flowing eastward. I have never been to Mount Tai, but I fantasize about standing on the top of Mount Tai and enjoying the beautiful sunrise. I have never been to the forest, but I fantasize about going through the vast forest and embracing a green life. ...

I used to have curly hair, cut it into tips and put a spoon on my head every day. I look full of energy, but my bright big eyes are covered by a pair of short-sighted big eyes. The nose is not high and the mouth is not small. Although ugly, I have a fiery and helpful heart. For example, last weekend, my mother and I went shopping in the city. On the way back, I began to carry forward the spirit of helping others. On the bus, I even gave my seat to two old people, but I stood for more than a dozen stops. When I got off the bus, my legs were numb and I couldn't even walk, but I heard a lot of praise in the car and my heart was full of joy.

I can always improvise. Once I was proudly saying to my cousin, "The teacher asked you to recite the answer, but you did?" ? How nice it is to go out and play! You are not a machine! "Who knows the words sound just fell, my mother came, I was so scared that I quickly turned my head and said," You should study hard and get a good grade! "But I thought to myself, how sad! Rotten memorization is worthless!

By the way, I have the biggest weakness: three-minute fever. Sometimes I want to be a writer, sometimes I want to be a singer, sometimes I paint mountains and rivers ... I remember when I was in the third grade of primary school, I suddenly fell in love with calligraphy and practiced it every morning and evening, but I didn't stick to it for a week because I liked writing. Later, our school held a calligraphy competition, and I thought it was okay to win a prize for basic skills. As a result, it is really shameful to look at other people's handwriting and my own work. I really regret why I didn't stick to it. I am alone!

I have both advantages and disadvantages. I am a real "complex".

I am 13. My name is Cui Junlei. Everyone calls me Lei Lei. I have many friends, such as Yan Jiabao, Team, Huang Jingya and Mai ... They are all my good friends. Although I do well in school, at home, I like to cheat in person.

Once there was a guest at home, I finished my homework as quickly as possible and waited for the guest. The doorbell of "Ding Dong" rang, and I rushed over and said, "Hello." Just pull the guests into my room and let them know me at once. I said, "Look, mom and dad put the most beautiful Spring Festival couplets on the door. Also, is the work behind your door good-looking? Mom and dad bought all these. I tell you, I have so many toys that I can be said to be a zoo, including pandas, cats, monkeys, dogs, caterpillars and so on. I also have a lot of pocket money! How about it, awesome? " The guests all said, "It's amazing." Hearing this, I smiled from ear to ear and my heart was full of joy.

Once I went to the hospital for an injection, and I was so nervous that I was about to cry. When it's my turn, I turn my head, take a deep breath and pull it out after 1 second. I found a place where no one was there and said, "It really hurts!" This sentence was heard by my mother. She said, "Yo, you know how to save face at such a young age!" "

I am still a proud person. I love pride every time I get high marks. Don't worry, I will definitely get rid of this bad habit. I think: only modesty can keep your learning position in the class! Look, I have a lot of questions!

This is me who loves face and pride. Don't imitate me! I will carry forward my advantages, correct my shortcomings and be an excellent pupil in the future.

I am 14. My name is Zhu Jinting. I'm nine years old, and I'm a primary school student in the fourth grade of bilingual experimental school. I have short black hair, an apple face, big watery eyes under the knife-shaped eyebrows, a flat nose and an angular mouth under my nose.

I am lively, cheerful and willing to challenge. After class, I often compete with Xiao Gang, a fast-running classmate, to see who runs faster. Many times, I will lose, but I am not discouraged. I think I must strengthen my exercise and try to surpass Xiaogang next time.

I am willing to help others. Once, when we were in physical education class, a classmate Xiao Ming accidentally sprained his ankle. He fell to the ground, touching his feet and frowning. I rushed to Xiaoming's side and asked him anxiously, "Xiaoming, are you all right?" Does it hurt? "Xiao Ming said," I'm fine, but my feet hurt a little. "I hurried to the teacher and told him the situation. The teacher asked me to send Xiaoming back to the classroom. So I helped Xiaoming go back to the classroom. I have always insisted on helping Xiaoming. A few days later, he recovered. He gratefully said to me, "Thank you for coming to see me off!" " "I said happily," You're welcome. Students just want to help each other. "

I like writing because it can give full play to my imagination. I like Mr. Wang's reading and writing class very much. Teacher Wang's lectures are humorous. She often teaches us that "nothing is difficult if you put your mind to it." This sentence is posted behind the door of our classroom. In composition class, I learned a lot of writing methods. At school, my composition was praised by teachers many times, which made me more confident and liked reading and writing more.

At this time, I remembered a sentence, "Reading is like a million volumes, and writing is like a god." I will study hard and make progress every day. I believe I can climb the mountain as long as I work hard. I will try to get rid of bad habits and become a better self.

I am 15. My name is Zhai Munan. I am 10 years old, and I am in Grade 5. My hair is black, my ears are big, my nose is high and my eyes are bright. Generally speaking, I have good facial features. Do you want to know me? Let's talk about my advantages and disadvantages first

My advantage is that I love my job. I remember when I started school. The school will have a general cleaning. We walked into the school with some rags and some Bond washing powder, talking and laughing.

The cleaning has begun. Some students are cleaning the glass, some are sweeping the floor and some are cleaning the blackboard. I am responsible for cleaning the table. I poured the washing powder on the table, then dipped it in a wet rag and began to clean the table, legs and even pockets. I wiped them all off. After all, I washed the rag and tried it again until I could see my figure on the table. I also take an active part in the weekly health duty. Sometimes I don't care if I accidentally spill water on my clothes. Although I am tired and panting every time. But when I saw that our sanitary area was cleaner than others', I was really happy!

My shortcoming is that I am absent-minded in class, and I don't know what the teacher says. I also like to dawdle when I do my homework at home. Sometimes I want to dream about how to play Westward Journey, and what happened to Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf. So I wrote a lot of jokes, including accompanying part, looking at it as a shell, B as a D, and multiplication as a division ... So teachers and parents should always pay attention when writing comments and messages to me, and write them quickly and carefully. Alas! What a pity!

"No one is perfect, and there is no shortage of gold", "Modesty leads to nothing, while complacency leads to nothing". I will correct my bad habits this semester and cheer for my growth!