What "advice" do men need to know when they go out?

I believe everyone will think about such a question, that is, what necessary "advice" should a man know when he is away from home?

As an experienced person, let me tell you:

First of all, men need to know when they go out, whether driving or walking on the road, they should stay away from big trucks. Sing with friends, don't take photos and send friends. It's easy to have no friends. Don't persuade people who can't drink to continue drinking. If something goes wrong, you are also responsible. If you work, don't fall in love with people who are still studying. If the wife is too beautiful, try not to bring friends home. Friends whose wives don't like, try to reduce contact, after all, wives are more important. Don't always check your wife's mobile phone. Don't play high match without money. Don't look for your first love after marriage. They have changed their appearance, and they will be disappointed when they see it. Why don't you leave some memories? You can help your brothers and sisters, but don't overdo it. Your wife will be angry.

Secondly, don't flirt with your friend's wife. Don't chat with married female colleagues. Don't fall in love with people who have more than five ex-boyfriends. Don't be separated from your wife for too long, it's easy to be taken advantage of by others. Don't play mahjong with your mother-in-law, and don't leave your phone number for the evening women.

Then there is a business trip. Don't tell others that you are out of town. Don't comment on the boss's circle of friends easily. The boss will be angry when he sees it. Just praise it. Don't drink from strangers, don't smoke from strangers, and beware of strangers who are too enthusiastic about you. Don't point fingers at the newcomers brought by colleagues. Be nice to the waiter when you go out. Learn to pretend to be drunk when drinking, and don't get drunk easily. Don't point fingers until someone asks you something.

Finally, if your wife is too beautiful, try not to take her out to the party. Don't turn a heterosexual partner into a lover, because it may affect the family, and it is not easy to share the benefits when breaking up. Don't joke with your mother-in-law. Don't pick up the money lost in crowded places easily. Outside the railway station, don't follow the man who took you to the cheap hotel.