Humor with contrasting weather. Talk about the humor of the weather contrast. Tell me about it.

1, it's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

3, streaking in summer, how many clothes to wear in winter seems to be streaking.

I was threatened at the temperature of 38 degrees. I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was because I was too young.

5, when single men and oligarchs, it is actually hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold.

I remember it was a cold winter. I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate for leave. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

7. Don't ask me why I failed the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

8. I will only say the last sentence once. I know you'll use your nose instead.

9. It's cold, and the place you want to go is your arm except sleeping.

10, so cold that you can even fart to warm your hands.

The weather is hot and cold, funny, and the huge contrast about the weather is funny.

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between beds in winter.

12, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

13, there is a yearning for autumn, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

14, don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself, put on more clothes, or take care of yourself.