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Tell me about my hometown, Texas.

I am a native of Xinjiang. I grew up on horseback and rode to school every day. We have no buildings there. Everyone lives in yurts on the grassland. We eat mutton for three meals every day and never eat vegetables. We associate with cattle and sheep every day, and the boy's rite of passage is to go to the grassland to kill a wolf. ...

All right, enough nonsense!

In most people's minds, Xinjiang may still stay in the vast Tianshan Mountains and the vast desert, and stay in the beautiful timbre of A Qiang flute and several hooves. In fact, all the people who have been to Xinjiang are amazed, but what makes them even more amazed is the strange and magnificent scenery and unique exotic customs along the way.

Xinjiang, this magical land, can satisfy all your fantasies about beautiful scenery. Here, the glacier snow ridge and the Gobi Desert coexist, the desert is adjacent to the oasis, the fire continent is dependent on the iceberg, the snow-capped mountains and the lakes set each other off, and there are countless amazing scenery hidden in the majestic mountains such as Kunlun Mountain, Altai Mountain and Tianshan Mountain.

In Xinjiang, there is one of the oldest east-west trade routes in the world-the Silk Road.

In Xinjiang, there is an inland city farthest from the ocean in the world, called Urumqi.

In Xinjiang, there is the largest Bagua City in the world-Tex Bagua City.

In Xinjiang, there is the largest market in China, called the International Grand Bazaar.

In Xinjiang, there is a most beautiful snow lotus called Xinjiang Grand Theatre.

In Xinjiang, there is one of the most beautiful national music-Twelve Muqams, which is called the pearl of oriental music.

In Xinjiang, there is the largest mosque in China, called Kashi Aitig Mosque.

In Xinjiang, there is an ancient city that is best protected and envied by Beijing and Hangzhou. It's called Kashgar Old Town.

In Xinjiang, there is the largest inland freshwater lake in China, called Bosten Lake.

In Xinjiang, there is a beautiful scenery that people all over the country envy, called Sailimu Lake.

In Xinjiang, there is a sea of flowers comparable to Provence in France, called Huocheng Lavender.

In Xinjiang, there is the only swan nature reserve in China-Bayinbuluke Swan Reserve.

In Xinjiang, there is one of the most beautiful nature reserves in China, called Altun Mountain Nature Reserve.

In Xinjiang, there is a self-driving highway that spans four seasons in one day, called Duku Highway.

In Xinjiang, there is the longest graded highway across the flowing desert in the world, which is called Taklimakan Desert Highway.

In Xinjiang, there is an online celebrity bridge called Guozigou Bridge.

In Xinjiang, there is a place comparable to Jiuzhaigou called Kanas.

In Xinjiang, there is a quiet and beautiful village called Baihaba Village.

In Xinjiang, there is a mountain called Flame Mountain that stumbles the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qitian.

In Xinjiang, there is the second largest mobile desert in the world, called Taklimakan Desert.

In Xinjiang, there is a most complete beacon tower called Gaha beacon tower in Kizil.

In Xinjiang, there is the largest mud volcano group in China, called Wusu mud volcano in Xinjiang.

In Xinjiang, there is an annual national carnival called "Grape Ripe".

In Xinjiang, there is a kind of stone that burns all over the world, called Hetian jade.

In Xinjiang, there is a kind of most precious green paper called mulberry paper.

In Xinjiang, there is one of the most romantic courtship ways, called chasing girls.

In Xinjiang, there is a gentle and delicate color called Adelaide silk.

In Xinjiang, there is a birthplace of reclamation spirit called Corps.

There are so many beautiful scenery in Xinjiang.

I haven't been there.

Wherever you go in Xinjiang, you will encounter unforgettable food and snacks unexpectedly. ...

Big-plate chicken

Liu Hong barbecue

Yourou mixed noodles

Ilikazak smoked horse sausage

Special meat pie

Mi Chang zi mian Fei zi

and .. / with ..

hold it

Maybe I'm just a fake Xinjiang person.

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Jokes are jokes.

There is one place that you and I both know, and that is Xinjiang.

This is a beautiful place with vast territory and high mountains.

It is a beautiful place with vast grasslands and boundless deserts.

It's really a beautiful place. Bazaar is lush and fragrant with melons and fruits.

This is a beautiful place where boys can sing and girls can dance.

Thousands of scenery, beautiful Xinjiang!