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Begging Du Shiniang to be angry, classical Chinese is a treasure chest.
Sweeping through the remains of Emperor Ji of Hu Li, Long Xiangfeng danced with Cui Wei;
On the left is the sea and sky, and on the right is Taihang Mountain.
Ge Ji's nine-faced man is absolutely unstoppable, and his clothes are hung all over the world;
Taiping people enjoy Hua Xu's life, but Jin Ou's glory lives on.
This poem just celebrates the prosperity of Yanjing, the capital of the city. Speaking of the situation in Yan Dou, it is really Xiongguan in the north, Huang Jincheng in summer and rich land in the south. It was for Nanjing that Emperor Hongwu drove Chen Hu away and set Jinling. Yongle set out from Beiping and moved to Yan Dou for the sake of Beijing. Because of this move, a land of bitterness and cold has become a world of flowers and flowers. From Yongle to Wanli, this is the eleventh generation of emperors. The son of heaven, the clever SHEN WOO, is virtuous and virtuous. He ascended the throne at the age of ten and reigned for forty-eight years, drawing three wars. Those three places?
Japanese Guan Baiping Xiuji, Xixia people, Yang Yinglong people, Bozhou people.
Ping Xiuji invaded North Korea, but Xu Chengen and Yang Yinglong were mutinied by local officials and were successively pacified. Far away, not afraid of clothes, struggling to pay tribute. The whole thing is:
One person has the blessing of celebrating the people, the four seas are safe, and the country and the people are safe.
In the twenty years of Wanli, Japan made an insurrection in Guanbai and invaded Korea. King Han was in critical condition, so China sent troops across the sea to save him. An official of the Ministry of Housing has issued an order: at the moment when the army is rising, food has not been collected, and Su Na was temporarily put in prison. It turns out that Su Na's imprisonment is cheap in several aspects: good study, good imperial examination, good success, and little future in the end. In this way, officials' sons, rich children, and even those who don't want to learn, all go to aid Korea to be students. Since this case was made public, the number of students from Beijing and Taiwan Province has increased to several thousand each.
One of them, Li Mingjia, was born in Shaoxing, Zhejiang. Father Li Buzheng gave birth to three children, but Jia Juchang. I studied in Yao since I was a child and didn't get a degree, so I assisted Bei Yong. Because I was in prison in Beijing, my countryman Liu Yuchun and I traveled in Jiao Fangshi's yard and met a famous girl. The surname of Ji, Yuan, ranks tenth, and her name is Du Shiniang in the hospital. ..... That Du Shiniang, from the age of thirteen, is now nineteen. I don't know how many grandchildren he has experienced in seven years. One by one, I was fascinated and ruined. Four slogans came from the yard, saying:
With Du Shiniang in the seat, you can drink a thousand cups.
If you know Du Laoqi in the hospital, you will look like a ghost.
Said Li Gongzi, romantic young, did not meet beauty, since meeting Du Shiniang, overjoyed, Liu Er's feelings, a heavy burden on him. That son is handsome, gentle, careless and diligent. He and Du Shiniang are two good friends and love each other. Du Shiniang saw that his wife was greedy for money and had long been determined to do good, and that Li Gongzi was honest and sincere, which was very interesting to him. Neri's son was afraid of his master and didn't dare to promise. Even so, the closer the relationship, the happier and happier it is. Like lovers, they swear to each other and have no other ambitions. Overall:
Grace is as deep as Haien, and righteousness is as heavy as mountain righteousness.
What's more, Du, the mother, and Li Gongzi occupied her daughter, and other rich families were notoriously visiting. You can't get it if you want it. When Li Gongzi used money carelessly, the ambassador was poor, and his mother smiled and flattered. A few months later, I realized that after more than a year, Li Gongzi's bag was gradually empty, his hands were not suitable, and his mother was left out. Old Buzheng heard that his son had gone to the hospital at home, and wrote several calls to ask him to come back. He is infatuated with the color of Du Shiniang and suffers all day. Later, I heard that my master was angry at home, so I dared not go back.
The ancients said, "Those who complement each other are exhausted and sparse." That Du Shiniang and Li Gongzi are really lovers. The shorter they are, the hotter they get. Mother also taught her daughter to send angel lee out of the hospital several times. When she saw that her daughter was inconsistent, she touched Li Gongzi several times and angered him. The son's nature is Kevin, and his words are more harmonious. Mother had no choice but to scold Du Shiniang one by one every day, saying, "We go to every household, eat and wear customers, send the old at the front door, welcome the new at the back door, the door is like fire, and money and silks are piled up." Since that angel lee came, he has been a bastard for more than a year, not to mention new customers, even old customers have been cut off. I met an old man, and even the kid didn't come in. What makes the old lady and her family angry and smokeless! "
Du Shiniang was scolded impatiently, so he replied, "That Li Gongzi didn't come to the door empty-handed, but he also spent a lot of money." Mother said, "At that time, at that time, you can only teach him to spend a little money today. You might as well buy some firewood from my mother to support you two." Other people's daughters are cash cows, and their lives are full. They were unlucky in my house and raised a white tiger to pay back the money. Seven things have opened the door, all in the old body and mind. Raise a poor man for you, you little bitch, and teach me where to get food and tell the poor man what to wear. If you have the skill, you can give me some silver to let you go with him. Why don't I beg a maid to live? "
"Mom, is this true or false?" Teacher Niang said. Knowing that Li Jia has no money and her clothes are all standard, her mother said, "I never lie, but I am serious." Ten Niang said, "Mom, do you want him to pay a lot of money?" Mother said, "If it were anyone else, I would have asked for a thousand pieces of silver. Poor people can't afford it. As long as it's 320, I want a pink head instead. Only one thing must be sent to me within three days, with money in the left hand and people in the right. If there is no money for three days, the old lady will ignore it regardless of the willy-nilly, and the son will beat the bachelor out as soon as he turns around. Don't blame the old woman at that time! " Du Shiniang said, "Although you are short of money on the guest side, I believe you can manage with three hundred gold. It's just that three days is too close. Just give him ten days. " Mother thought, "If the poor man has a pair of bare hands, give him a hundred days. Where can he get the money? If you have no money, you can cover your face with iron, and don't expect to come to the door. At that time, the family style was rectified and my son had nothing to say. " He promised, "for your sake, just give me ten days." On the tenth day, if there is no money, I will not do anything for my mother. " "If there is no money within ten days, I don't think he will be ashamed to see you again," said Shi Niang. I'm afraid that with three hundred and twenty pieces of silver, my mother will repent again. "My mother said," I am fifty-one, and I am taking ten fasts. How dare you lie? Clap your hands if you don't believe me. If you regret it, be a pig and dog. "
Measuring seawater is never easy, ridiculous and pious;
It is difficult to make a big gift because of the exhaustion of Confucianism.
That night, Du Shiniang and childe pillow, talk about lifelong events. The son said, "I don't have this heart." But it costs a lot of money to register as a teacher, and you have to be a daughter. I am an empty pocket, so what can I do! " "I have agreed with my mother that I only need 300 gold, but it must be handled within ten days," said Teacher Niang. Although the hot money in Lang Jun has dried up, isn't there any relatives and friends in the capital to borrow? If you get all the money, my body will be yours, so as not to make me a pious woman angry. "My son said," None of my relatives and friends care about the hospital for me. Just pack up and leave tomorrow, and then find a fake loan later, or you can get this amount. "Get up and freshen up. Don't go out for ten years Ten Niangs said, "Hurry up and listen to the good news." The son said, "There is no need to pay separately. "
Childe went out of the gate and came to three relatives and four friends. Assuming he got up and said goodbye, everyone was happy to arrive. Later, I talked about the lack of travel expenses and wanted to borrow money. As the saying goes, "Talking about money turns pale." Relatives and friends will not be able to parry. They also know that childe Li is a prodigal son, obsessed with fireworks, and his father is angry with him for not coming home for many years. He is going back today, but he doesn't know whether it is true or not. If you cheat me to pay back the money, my father knows that it is always a strange thing to turn good intentions into malice, so it is better to quit. Then he replied: "I am ashamed, my eyes are empty, I can't help each other!" " Hey! "Everyone is like this, everyone is natural, and no generous husband is willing to give him one hundred and twenty pieces of silver.
Li Gongzi ran for three days in a row and found nothing. He didn't dare to reply to Du Shiniang, so he agreed vaguely. On the fourth day, I didn't want to, and I was too embarrassed to go back to the hospital. I am with Du family on weekdays, but I have no place to live today. I had to borrow a resting place from Liu Jiansheng's apartment in my hometown. Liu Yuchun saw that his son was sad and asked about his origin. Childe will Du Shiniang willing to marry, prepared in detail. Yuchun shook his head and said, "Not necessarily, not necessarily. If you want to be a good girl, I'm afraid you don't have ten pearls and a thousand dollars as a bride price. How about bustard? Only 320? I blame you for having no money, taking his daughter for nothing, and designing to send you out. That woman has been with you for a long time, but she is too shy to say anything. Knowing that you are empty-handed, you deliberately sell three hundred and twenty personal feelings, and you are limited to ten days. You can't come to the door without ten days. When he comes to the door, he will say that you laugh at you, which is blasphemy. Nature is not safe to live. This is a plan to drive away the guests with fireworks. Look before you leap, don't be fooled by it. In my brother's ignorance, it is better to make friends as soon as possible. "
Childe listened, silent for a long time, wondering in my heart. Yu Chun added, "Don't go wrong in the first step. If you really go back to your hometown, there will be no more than a few sets of expenses, and someone will come to save you; If it takes 320 hours, not to mention 10 days, even ten months is difficult. Nowadays, people who are willing to take care of their priorities! Then the fireworks also decided that you had nowhere to sue and deliberately made things difficult for you. " The son said, "What my dear friend sees is good." Having said that, I still can't give up in my heart. I still report to the outside world, but I don't enter the gate at night.
Liu Gongzi stayed in Li Guoqiang's house for three days in a row, * * * is six days. Du Shiniang didn't come to the hospital for a few days, and he was short of money, so he taught him to go to Si Er Street to find him. Si Er found the street and happened to meet his son. Si Er shouted, "Brother-in-law Li, mom is watching you at home." The son felt ashamed and replied, "You can't work today. Come tomorrow. " Si Er, under the orders of his tenth mother, caught him and refused to let him go. "Mom told us to find you. We must go together. " Li Gongzi's heart is also worried about that bitch. He is hopeless, so he must go to the hospital with Si Er. See ten niang, hey hey speechless. Du Shiniang asked, "What are your plans?" Tears welled up in childe's eyes. Du Shiniang said, "Human feelings are weak, so it can't be counted as 300, can it?" Childe, tears streaming down her face, revealed two words:
"Don't believe that it's easy to catch tigers up the mountain, so it's hard to tell people.
I ran for six days without paying two baht. I'm ashamed to be square, so I dare not go to the hospital these days. Today, I am called by life and come with shame. Yes, the world is like this, unless someone doesn't care. "Ten niang said," don't let the pious woman know this. Lang Jun will stay tonight, and I don't want to discuss it. "
Du Shiniang brought his own dining tables and enjoyed drinking with his son. Sleeping until midnight, Du Shiniang said to his son, "Can't Lang Guo Jun handle a sum of money? What should I do for my life? " Childe just has a runny nose and can't answer a word. It will be dawn at five o'clock. Teacher Niang said, "I have 152 pieces of silver hidden in my mattress." . This concubine keeps it for herself, and Lang Jun can have it. 300 gold, I give half, Lang Jun also want half, this is easy to do. Only four days, don't be late! "
Ten Niangs got up and gave the mattress to the son. The son was surprised and let the boy leave with the mattress. I went to Liu Yuchun's apartment, and I told you about the love that night and the meeting with spring. When the mattress was taken apart, it was wrapped in pieces of silver. When you take it out, the fruit is 152. Yu Chun was startled and said, "This woman is really thoughtful. Since it is true, we can't be negative. What I am doing is the first step. " The son said, "If you succeed, you will never lose." At present, Liu Yuchun left Li Gongzi in the apartment and went to borrow money everywhere. Within two days, he collected 152 yuan and sent it to his son. "I sued is the first step, not the first step. I feel sorry for Du Shiniang. "
Li Jia took three hundred and twenty pieces of silver. He was so happy that he came to see Du Shiniang happily. It was only the ninth day, less than ten days. Ten Niangs asked, "I finally borrowed a penny the day before yesterday. How come it's 152 today?" Childe will guo-jian liu, stated again. Du Shiniang raised his forehead with his hand and said, "Liu Jun can help us both get what we need!" The two spent another night in the hospital happily.
The next day, Du Shiniang got up early and said to Li Jia, "As soon as this money is paid, we can go with Lang Jun ... We should prepare boats and cars. My aunt borrowed 220 taels of silver from my sisters yesterday, and Lang Jun can accept it as an investment. " My son was worried about the cost of the trip, but he was afraid to speak. He was glad to win the silver medal. Before he finished, his wife knocked at the door and shouted, "Today is the tenth day, son." Hearing the call, the son opened the door and said, "Thanks to your mother's kindness, I just want to invite you." He put three hundred and twenty pieces of silver on the table. I didn't expect my son to have money, but suddenly he changed his color and seemed to have remorse. Du Shiniang said, "My son stayed at his mother's house for eight years and made a lot of money. Up to now, I have accepted good advice and my mother personally ordered it. I haven't owed a penny of 300 gold, and it hasn't expired. If the mother breaks her promise and refuses, Lang Jun will take the money and commit suicide immediately. I am afraid that people and money will be empty at that time and I will regret it. " Madam was speechless. After planning for a long time, I had to check the money with the balance and say, "What has happened is that I can't keep you. It's just that when you want to leave, leave now. I usually wear clothes and accessories, and I can't even think about it! " Say, childe and ten niang out of the door, lift the lock to lock. This time is the weather in September. Ten Niang just got up, didn't wash and dress, took old clothes and bowed to her mother twice. Li Gongzi also bowed. One man and one woman, leaving the door of a pious woman.
Carp took off its golden hook, wagged its tail and head, and never came again.
After teaching the tenth mother to stay for a while, the son said, "I'll call a small sedan chair to carry you, and then I'll go to Liu's apartment and be reasonable." Ten Niangs said, "The sisters in the courtyard are as good as before, so it is reasonable to say goodbye. I was forced to borrow money from him the day before yesterday. " I took my son to say goodbye to my sisters. Among the sisters, only Xie and Xu Susu are closely related to Du family, especially Shi Niang. Xie Shiniang went home first. Lang Yue was surprised to see a bare bun on Teacher Niang's old shirt. Ten Niang is ready to explain the reason and lead Li Jia to meet each other. Du Shiniang pointed to the moon and said, "This sister lent me money the day before yesterday. Lang Jun can thank you." Angel lee bowed again and again. Lang Yue taught Du Shiniang to wash and dress, and invited Xu Susu to meet her at home. After Du Shiniang washed and dressed, two beauties, Xie and Xu, each with his own characteristics, including Cui cymbals, Yao hairpin, Bao Er, brocade sleeves and embroidered shoes, dressed Du Shiniang beautifully and prepared wine for a celebration dinner. Lang Yue gave the bedroom to angel lee and Du Yuan for the night. The next day, a grand banquet was held and all the sisters in the hospital were invited. People who are close to each other, without exception, never finish collecting, but celebrate with his wife. Play the piano, sing and dance, and do your best to drink until midnight. Ten Niang thanked the sisters one by one. The sisters said, "Sister 10th is a romantic leader, and now I'm leaving Lang Jun. We will never meet again. The journey is long, and the sisters still have to give it away. " Moon Lang said, "With a regular schedule, I should report it. But my sister is thousands of miles away, and my husband is far away, so she is very depressed and unconstrained. This is our business. You and * * *, don't let your sister worry about the end of the road. " All the sisters are passive and scattered. It's getting late, childe and Du Shiniang still stay in Xie Jia's house. On the fifth drum, Du Shiniang said to his son, "Where are we going?" Has Mr. Lang also considered whether it is fixed? "The son said," When my father was furious, if he knew that he was going to marry a prostitute, he would be unbearable and tired. After thinking about it, there is no comprehensive plan yet. Teacher Niang said, "Father and son were born from the same root." "How could they die? Since it is difficult to move in a hurry, you have the right to live in a mobile house if you don't stay in Suzhou and Hangzhou with your husband. Lang Jun went back first, asked his relatives and friends to persuade him to obey in front of adults, and then took his concubine home to make peace. The son said, "This is a good statement. The next day, I got up and said goodbye, and I went to pack my bags temporarily. "。 When Du Shiniang saw Liu Yuchun, he bowed down and thanked him for his thoughtfulness: "My wife and I will repay you one day." Yuchun hurriedly replied, "Du Shiniang loves whatever he likes and doesn't change his mind for poverty. This is the heroine among women. The servant was blown by the wind, I am afraid it is not worth mentioning! " Three people drank wine for another day. The next morning, I chose an auspicious day to travel and hired a sedan chair. Du Shiniang sent another letter from Tong Er, so don't thank Lang Yue. When I left, I saw shoulders coming one after another. It was Xie and Xu Susu who took the two sisters to see me off. Yue Lang said, "Ten sisters crossed Lang Jun thousands of miles away, and we left our love in the bag. We must not forget our feelings. Today, I have a very thin bag, ten sisters can accept it, or I can travel long distances without help. "After that, I ordered people to bring a gold letterhead to the front, which was tightly blocked. I don't know what's in it. Ten Niang did not open it, nor refused, but thanked him politely. Soon, the horses and chariots were all together, and the servant got up quickly. Liu Jiansheng drank three glasses of farewell wine, and all the beauties were sent out of Chongwenmen, crying goodbye one by one. To be exact:
It's hard to meet again in the future, and breaking up at this time is the most pitiful.
Besides, Li Gongzi went to Liuhe with Du Shiniang and took the land by boat, but it was convenient for Guazhou to send the boat back, agreed on the boat fare and booked the shipping space. By the time he got off the boat, Li Gongzi had no money in his bag. You said that Du Shiniang gave his son two hundred and twenty pieces of silver, so why did it disappear? My son went whoring in the yard and got money, so he took some clothes from the library and made bedding, leaving only the expenses of sedan chair and horse.
Just when her son was depressed, the teacher said, "Don't worry, Lang Jun, it will help if the sisters give it together." Just take the key and open the box. Childe beside feel ashamed, also dare not peep at the truth in the box. I saw Du Shiniang take out a red silk bag from the box and throw it on the table. "Lang Jun can open it." Childe in his hand, feel heavy, and looked at it, all silver, counting all fifty taels. Ten Niang still locked the box, not to mention what was inside. But he said to his son, "Not only because of the high feelings of my sisters, there are still many ways to go, that is, floating in Wuyue one day to help the couple pay for the scenery." The son was surprised and happy. "If I didn't meet Enqing, my angel lee would be exiled, and the end would be miserable. This is a virtue, and Whitehead dare not forget it! " Since then, every time I talk about the past, my son will be grateful for his runny nose, and Du Shiniang will comfort me. There is nothing to say all the way.
A few days later, I arrived in Guazhou and the ship docked on the shore. Don't rent a civilian boat to put my luggage. About tomorrow, I will cross the river in the morning. At that time, in the middle of winter, the moon was bright as water, and Childe and Du Shiniang were sitting in the bow. The son said, "I went out of Doumen and was trapped in the first cabin, looking for someone everywhere, but I couldn't say it." Today, I am alone in the same boat, and there are no taboos. And I have left Saibei, near Jiangnan at the beginning. I should drink to my heart's content to relieve my depression. Why should I be grateful? "Ten niang said," I'm joking for a long time, also have this heart. What Lang Jun said is enough for comrades. " Childe is holding wine at the bow, sitting on the carpet with teacher niang, handing each other cups and lamps. When he was half drunk, his son took his hand and said to his teacher's mother, "Enqing is a wonderful voice, ranking first in the Sixth Academy. At the beginning of the meeting, every time I heard the music, I couldn't help flying. I have a lot on my mind, and I am depressed with each other. I haven't heard of it for a long time. There is a bright moon in Qingjiang today, and there is no one in the middle of the night. Can you sing a song for me? " Du Shiniang was also full of excitement, so he opened his throat, patted him with a fan, sobbed and sang a little peach blossom in the Yueting Zaju by Shi Junmei in the Yuan Dynasty. Overall:
The sound of flying clouds is exhausted, and the fish ring into the deep spring to swim.
It is said that there is a young man on his boat, whose surname is Sun Mingfu, and his handwriting is good. His surname is Xin 'an and Huizhou. His family is rich and he planted salt in Yangzhou. Twenty years old and a friend of Nan Yong. He is a romantic by nature and is used to buying smiles from brothels and chasing happiness with red powder. If he makes love to the wind, he will be a frivolous leader. By accident, I also parked at Guazhou Ferry at night, and I was bored drinking alone. Suddenly, it is not enough to describe its beauty to hear the singing and blowing of the phoenix. I stood at the bow and listened for a long time before I knew the sound of the ship coming out. I just wanted to visit each other, but my voice suddenly became silent. It was the servant who sent a sneak peek and visited the boat people. But I know that Li Xianggong hired the boat, and I don't know the origin of the singer. Sun Fu thought to himself, "This singer is not a good family. How can he see him? " I stayed up all night thinking. When it was the fifth watch, I suddenly heard the river wind blowing. At dawn, dark clouds are gathering and heavy snow is falling.
The ship cannot sail because of the snowstorm. Sun Fu ordered the ferryman to move the boat and anchor it next to Li Jiazhou. Sun Fu's mink hat and fox fur push the window as if watching the snow. Ten Niang finished washing and changing clothes, and the slender jade hand lifted the short curtain beside the boat and spilled the residual water in the bowl, but Sun Fu caught a glimpse of it. The fruit is very beautiful. Shake your heart, look into your eyes, wait for goodbye, you can't get it. Meditation for a long time, but leaning against the window to sing the "plum blossom poem" of senior students, said:
In the snow-capped mountains, nobles lie down, and under the moonlight, beautiful women come in the forest.
Li Jia heard this poem from a neighboring ship and went out to see who it was. Just because of this look, it is exactly what Sun Fuzhi wants. Sun Fu's poem is about to lead Li Gongzi out, so you can take the opportunity to talk about it. Immediately raised his hand hurriedly and asked, "Brother, what's your name?" Li Gongzi read his name, Xiang Guan, and asked Sun Fu more. Sun Fu also said that. I also talked about some business school gossip and became familiar with it. Sun Fu said, "The storm stopped the ship. God sent me to see your brother. I am really lucky. I am bored on the boat and want to go ashore with my brother, so I will have a drink in the pub and get less advice. " The son said, "Why did you meet by chance?" Sun Fu said, "What nonsense! All men are brothers within the four seas. "Drinking teaches the ferryman to jump, and the boy opens an umbrella to meet the ferry and bows at the bow. Then let the childe go first, and then climb the cliff separately.
There is a restaurant a few steps away. They went upstairs, picked a clean seat and sat by the window. The bartender listed the wine and dishes. Sun Fu raised a glass to propose a toast, and the two drank while enjoying the snow. Let's make some polite remarks first, and gradually introduce the matter of flowers and willows. Both of them have been through it, like-minded. They spoke very well in Hong Kong and got to know each other at once.
Sun Fuping walked to the left and right and asked in a low voice, "Who was the boat worshipper last night?" Li Jia was about to show off when he said, "This is Du Shiniang, which is famous in Beijing." Sun Fu said, "Since we are sisters, how can we be brothers?" Childe hence will meet Du Shiniang for the first time, how to lover, then how to get married, how to borrow money from him, exactly, ready to elaborate again. Sun Fu said, "It's really a pleasure for my brother to marry a beautiful woman to go home, but I wonder if he can get along with your family?" Confucius said, "The foundation room is not worried. People who worry, their fathers are strict in nature, so it's still a waste of time! " Sun Fu took the opportunity to ask, "Since your Excellency may not be compatible, where can I settle down with my brother?" I also informed the beauty that * * * cares? The son frowned and replied, "This matter was discussed with the concubines." Sun Fuxin suddenly asked, "There must be a clever way to respect pets. "The son said," He wants to live in Suzhou and Hangzhou and travel around. Let my brother go back first, let my relatives and friends transfer to my home before I go back to my mother's house, and then I will return to China. Why is it clever? "Sun Fu pondered for a long time and pretended to be sad." I'm afraid it's normal to meet for the first time and talk shallowly. "The son said," It's all because of clever advice. Why should we be humble? "Sun Fu said," If you respect an adult, you must be too strict. Since you usually blame your brother for traveling in indecent places, how can you allow your brother to marry an immoral person today? Besides, a virtuous relative and a dear friend, who doesn't cater to the meaning of respecting adults? My brother will refuse to beg him for nothing. The adult had an ignorant suggestion before. When he saw that the adult disagreed, he re-exported it. My brother can't live in harmony with his family, but he has nothing to return to his favor. Even staying in the mountains and rivers is not a long-term solution. If the axe is used up, isn't it a dilemma! "
Childe knew that he only had fifty gold in his hand, and spent most of it at this time. When he said that the axe was used up, he was in a dilemma and nodded. Sun Fu added: "I still have a heart-to-heart remark. Will you listen? " The son said, "I loved my brother, but I want to say anything." Sun Fu said, "Stop it." The son said, "But what's the harm?" Sun Fu said: "Since ancient times, women are fickle." What's more, fewer fireworks are more fake. He is a famous scholar in the Sixth Academy, and he has acquaintances all over the world. Or the old testament in the south, with the help of my brother, I thought I was in the right place. The son said, "This fear is not inevitable. "Sun Fu said," Otherwise, the children in Jiangnan are the most hardworking and frivolous. Brother, if you leave a beautiful woman to live alone, it's hard to guarantee that you won't climb over the wall and make holes. If you go back to the same place, you will increase the anger of your adults. There is no good plan for a brother. Father-son affection is indispensable. If you cling to your father for a concubine and abandon your home for a prostitute, you will regard your brother as a person floating in the sea without waves. Different wives don't think of husbands, brothers don't think of brothers, and comrades don't think of friends. Why is a brother standing between heaven and earth? Brother, you must be familiar with it today! "
My son was at a loss. He moved to the table and asked, "In your brilliant opinion, why should you teach me?" Sun Fu said, "I have a plan, which is very convenient for my brother. I am afraid that my brother may not be able to drown in the love of the pillow mat, which will make my servant waste words and ears! " The son said, "I really have a good plan to make my brother see the joy of home again. He is my benefactor." Why didn't you say it? "Sun Fu said," My brother is wandering over the age of zero, angry with his relatives, and his boudoir is weird, so he set himself up as his brother's residence, so he can sleep and eat honestly when he is upset. And those who respect adults and take their anger out on their brothers are just obsessed with flowers and willows, spending money like water, and will be abandoned in the future and can't bear to inherit the family business! My brother left today empty-handed, which touched his anger. Brother, if you can cut loose and play it by ear, I'll give you 1000 yuan. My brother got a daughter in return for your honor. He only said that the museum was awarded by Beijing and didn't waste a penny. Your honor will believe it. Since then, family harmony, no words. In an instant, turn disaster into happiness. Brother, please think twice. I am not greedy for beauty, but I am loyal to you just in case! "
Angel lee is a person who has no idea. He's really afraid of Lao Tzu. Sun Fu told him about his suspicion. He got up and bowed and said, "I was suddenly enlightened after listening to my brother's great teachings. However, concubines follow thousands of miles, and their righteousness is difficult to win, so they should be allowed to do business. You should be heard if you like. " Sun Fu said, "You should play beautiful songs between speeches. Since he is loyal to his brother, he can't bear to separate his brother from his son. He will definitely go back to his hometown. " They had a drink, and it was getting late when the wind stopped and the snow fell. Sun Fu paid for the drinks and got off the boat hand in hand with his son. To be exact:
Say something to everyone, but you can't throw away all my heart.
Said Du Shiniang in the boat, wine and fruit, want to have a drink with childe, unexpectedly didn't come back, waiting so long. Du Shiniang will meet you when you disembark. Seeing that the son is in a hurry, he seems unhappy, and his mind is full of hot wine. Childe shook his head, didn't drink, said nothing, but went to bed.
Ten Niang was unhappy, cleaned up the cups and plates, undressed her son and put a pillow on her pillow. She asked, "What did you learn today, so depressed?" Childe sighed, but he didn't speak. After asking for three or four times, the son has fallen asleep. Du Shiniang couldn't make up her mind, so she couldn't sleep in bed.
In the middle of the night, my son woke up and sighed again. "What's there to say about Lang Jun?" said Shi Niangs. The son was held by the quilt, and the speechless person shed tears several times. Ten Niangs held her son in her arms and whispered, "My aunt and Lang Jun have been good friends for two years, and they have gone through a lot of hardships to get here today. However, from thousands of miles away, I have never been sad. I'm going to cross the river today, and I'm going to laugh for a hundred years. How can I be sad? There must be a reason. Between husband and wife, life and death * * *, there is something to discuss, don't be embarrassed. "
After four times, the son couldn't help it, so he said with tears, "I am poor, grateful and obedient. This is a great virtue." But on second thought, my father is in a high position, rigidly adhering to the etiquette and strict conditions. If he is afraid of increasing his anger, he will be fired. You and I are wandering, where will we stop? The friendship between husband and wife is hard to protect, and the relationship between father and son is unique. During the day, I was invited by Sun You of Xin 'an to drink for me to raise this matter. "
Ten Niang was frightened and said, "What would Lang Jun think?" The son said, "People in power are fascinated by people in servant affairs. It's very kind of you, Sun. Draw me a picture. I'm afraid Enqing won't listen! " "Who is Sun's friend?" Teacher Niang said. If the plan is good, why not follow it? "The son said," Sun You is a rich man, a salt merchant in Xin 'an, and a teenager in love. When I heard Ziqing singing at night, I asked. The servant told me the history and the reason why it was difficult to get back. Qu intends to hire you with 1000 yuan. My daughter can be an excuse to meet my parents. Enqing got what he wanted. But I can't give up, I am crying. " Say that finish, tears poured down.
Ten Niang let go of her hands and sneered, "The man who planned this plan for Lang Jun is a hero! Lang Jun's daughter's money has been restored, and my concubine also belongs to his surname, so my luggage is not tired, and I am no longer polite and sincere. Where is the daughter? " The son closed his tears and said, "Without your promise, Kim still stayed there and did nothing." Ten Niang said, "Promise him tomorrow morning, and don't miss the opportunity. However, 1000 USD is very important and must be paid to Lang Jun in full. Don't be bullied by Jia Zongzi before I cross the boat. "
It's already four drums. Du Shiniang got up and took the lamp to freshen up and said, "Today's makeup is unusual. Welcome the new and send the old." So the powder is fragrant, intended for decoration, and the embroidered clothes are extremely gorgeous and fragrant.
Get dressed, it's dawn. Sun Fu sent servants to the bow to wait for the letter. Ten Niang secretly looked at her son. Yan Yan seemed to be beaming, but she urged her son to write back and pay enough money as soon as possible. The son got on Sun Fu's boat and answered as promised. Sun Fu said, "It's easy to change money. You have to trust the beauty dresser. " The son replied to Shi Niang again, and Shi Niang pointed to the golden stationery and said, "It's very convenient for you to hold it." Sun Fuxi was very happy. He sent 1200 silver to Gongzi's boat.
Ten mothers checked themselves, and the colors and scores were enough. Is it cool? It is the hand that holds the ship's rail, and it is the hand that summons Sun Fu. Sun Fu looked out of her wits. Ten Niang opened her lips and showed her teeth. "Just now, the box can be sent temporarily, and there is a piece of paper from Lee. Z Lang Luling, which can be returned."
Sun Fu regarded Shi Niang as a turtle in a jar and ordered his servants to send gold-painted stationery and put it on the bow. Ten Niang took the key to unlock the lock, and all the boxes were replaced by drawers. Ten Niangs asked her son to have a look on the first floor, only to see jade feathers shining, Yao hairpin precious, worth hundreds of gold. Du Shiniang jumped into the river. Li Jia, Sun Fu and the people on the two boats were all surprised. He also ordered his son to draw another box, which is Yu Di and Jinguan; Take another box and play with ancient jade and Zijin, which are worth thousands of dollars. Du Shiniang threw himself into the river. People on the shore, the viewer is like a seat. Chorus: "What a pity! What a pity! " I don't know why I finally drew another box, and there was another box in the box. Open the box and see, the night pearl, about the rest. Other emeralds, cat's eyes and all kinds of rare treasures are invisible, so it is impossible to determine their prices. Everyone cheered in unison and the noise was like thunder. Ten Niang will throw herself into the river again. Angel lee didn't feel very sorry, holding the Du Shiniang wail aloud to weep aloud, Sun Fu also to persuade.
Du Shiniang pushed the childe aside and scolded Sun Fu: "Li Lang and I have worked very hard, and it's not easy to get here. With the intention of adultery, you cleverly said that once you destroy someone's marriage and love, it is my enemy. If I know when I'm dead, I'll sue the fairy, and I want to be happy on the pillow! " He also said to Li Jia, "I have been in the dust for several years, and my private property has accumulated. This is a lifelong plan. Since I met my husband, I have made an everlasting vow. Before I left Beijing, I gave gifts to my sisters. There were hundreds of treasures hidden in the box, not less than 10 thousand gold. I will polish my husband's costume and give it back to my parents, or take pity on me, accept my help and get the final commission, and have no regrets in life and death. Who knows that Mr. Lang was not convinced, but was confused by the floating discussion, giving up halfway and being a sincere concubine. Today, in front of the public, it is not difficult to open the box and let Lang Jun know that it is only a small sum of money. I have jade in my heart, and I hate that I have no pearl in my eyes. Life is too late, it has been dusty for a long time, and it has just been abandoned. Today, everyone has his own eyes and ears. * * * as evidence, I am not responsible for my husband, he is responsible for my ears! "
So everyone gathered under the stage, shed tears, and scolded Li Gongzi for being ungrateful and giving her impetuousness. Childe is ashamed, bitter, regretful and crying. He wants to apologize to Du Shiniang. Ten niang holding the treasure chest, pouncing on Jiang Xin. Everyone is calling for help. But when I saw the clouds in the middle of the river, the waves rolled and disappeared. Unfortunately, a celebrity as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade was once buried in the belly of a river fish!
Three souls return to Shuifu, and seven souls wander into the back channels.
At that time, people on the sidelines gnashed their teeth and wanted to beat Li Jia and Sun Fu. Li and Sun were frightened and at a loss. They called for sailing and escaping by different routes. Angel lee is on the boat. After seeing her daughter, she turned to Du Shiniang and regretted it all the time. She was depressed into madness and never recovered. Sun Fu was frightened that day, fell ill and lay in bed for more than a month. All day, he saw Du Shiniang cursing and dying. People think that newspapers on the river are also.
Liu Yuchun sat in a prison in Beijing, packed his things and went back to his hometown to stop the boat. I accidentally lost my face on the river, threw the copper basin into the water and asked the fisherman to salvage it. Pick it up and it will be a small box. Open the box in spring, which is full of pearls and priceless treasures. Watch fishermen in spring and stay by the bed to play. I dreamed of a woman in the river at night. Ling Bo is here, and it's Du Shiniang. Go to Wanfu and accuse Li Lang of fickleness. He added: "Xu Tu repaid your generosity to the Cheng Jun family with 150 gold coins. Unintentional things have no beginning; However, you will never forget every hospitality. In the morning, I sent a message to the fisherman in a small box, and I said it from the bottom of my heart. I have never seen you again. " I say that finish, suddenly woke up, just know Du Shiniang is dead, sigh for days. ……
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