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Looking at the beauty outside the atmosphere from a distance, you can grin at a close look.

1. Computers can really save time and improve work efficiency. For example, playing card games does not require shuffling.

Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.

4. With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

5, your happiness, I will create; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

6. People who don't want to sit up.

I only fly first class unless they kick me out.

Last night, I missed countless friends. I thought about it, but you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream, and I looked back indifferently. You are tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, which is cruel and cruel.

9. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life has brought me the passing clouds in this life. I used 10000 times to look back at my past life in exchange for meeting you in this life, just to ask you: Why do you compete with my dog for bones?

10, to understand a person, you should observe it from many angles, just like you. From below, you look like a psychopath, from the side, you look like a 250-degree idiot, and from a 30-degree perspective, you look like a pig head. Look, I know you better.

1 1, the most romantic thing I can think of is that you pretend to be a couple to rob. During our successful robbery and absconding with money, you were unfortunately arrested, and you would rather die than confess and go to jail, leaving me depressed and spending money like water for the rest of my life.

12, I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.

13, vital capacity self-test tips: after farting, lower your head and suck, and then observe whether people around you smell it. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

14, notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

15, Maitreya said: "open your mouth and laugh, laugh at the past and laugh at the present, laugh at everything; A big belly can hold you, the sky and the ground. "A big belly can accommodate things that are difficult to accommodate in the world. Why are we not pregnant?

16. Standing on the balcony that day, you enjoyed the drizzle and thought about the rough life. Your face is wet with sour, bitter and salty taste. Is it rain or tears? You look up at the sky. Wow, whose mop?

17, I have worked silently in the film circle for many years, and the bitterness is only clear to you. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have won the Golden Bird Award: the nomination of the best animal star.

18, on this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you beauty, and let you restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

19, Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well. After careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, clean the girls' toilet as soon as possible.

20. Looking at the beauty outside the atmosphere from a distance, you can grin at a close look.

2 1, whenever I encounter difficulties, I will take out my wallet and look at my wife's photo, and then say to myself: What is there to be afraid of? Don't lose heart. Is there anything more difficult than her?

22. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!

23. On a whim, I explained to my son what exchange rate is. As a result, he only accepts gold as lucky money now.

Please breathe bravely. Let's use our lungs to purify the polluted air.

25. Police, what will you do if I drive too fast?

26, making paper documents, each document shall not exceed ten pages; If it can't be compressed within ten pages, each book can be bound into one, two, three volumes, and so on. Please strictly observe it. If there is a document that the general manager can't tear off next time, the responsibility of the department manager will be severely investigated. ...

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close. Tell me something interesting.

She turned behind her and was holding her arm. After she let go, there was no more tenderness for each other.

How can I forget what happened? Tell them never to come back.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

At first I cried, but now I smile and let it go.

Don't look back, I only love your back.

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done!

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out a sigh.

Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

If you love your daughter R3n, you should trust her.

How can I have the heart to expose why I don't love you when you are so good at pretending?

Tell me about you. Without a diploma, if you are not smart, you must learn from others' ugliness and baldness!

If you are a flower, cows dare not pull stones.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, with countless beautiful women and only a few who like it.

Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

I have been parasitic in your world for another day, but I can't even see my own shadow.

I loved your special, so I never regret that you have left.

Xuan turned her back and tears kept flowing. Although my heart is very painful, I can only say that I will leave without Xuan.

Humorous mood: it's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

You look "please come and scold me".

Love is as poor as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are as silent as loans.

How long a mouse can live depends on the cat's mood. QQ space mood talk about recommendation.

You look very creative and have a lot of courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

A temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations!

I passed you and you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

The role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

What if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

There must be a road ahead of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

Mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper.

Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

There are more than eight shallow kings, and there are bosses everywhere.

Look down on life and death, and do it if you refuse.

The pigs laughed. Why do you still have a bitter gourd face?

The face is a thing outside the body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

Life is like showing a movie, which may buffer failure.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

A buddy's screen name is "Because of the egg pain", and then when he logs off, the system prompts me: Your friend logs off because of the egg pain.

Every man doesn't necessarily like children, but he likes the process of making children.

I am a thin man. I can count my ribs when I am sad!

Ray is a fashion, and earth is a belief.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

Dad says handsome men lie, and mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

Now I am on a thief ship, and I want to be a successful pirate.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

If Li Bai were alive today, it is estimated that more than half of his poems could not be written at all, because he could not afford tickets for famous mountains and rivers.

I can bear hardships. I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have achieved 80% hardship?

How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

I am an onion. Whoever dips in my sauce in the middle of the road will be scolded by his ancestors.

There is no woman who can't marry a man, only men who can't marry a woman.

Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

You look serious as if you really understand people!

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem.

I will arrive in five minutes. If not, please read this message again.

Excerpts from beautiful sentences

Snow is like clothes, covering your beautiful face; Missing is like the sea, blocking my way home. Mrs Cabo Park Jung Su: What do you say? Can you like this gentleman? You can see him at our party tonight. From the face of young Paris, you can read charming poems written with beautiful pens; Neat lines interweave into a harmonious picture; If you want to explore the mystery of this wonderful book, you can find a subtle interpretation in the corner of his eye. This precious love classic only lacks a cover that can complement each other; Just like a swimming fish needs running water, wonderful content also needs a wonderful appearance. A treasure book that records the golden rule is locked in a gold-painted cover, and its brilliance is seen by many mothers. If you make his cover, then everything about him belongs to you.

Wei Ru: Not only that, we women will become rich when we have men-Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. If time is cherished, if time is kind,

I will hold your delicate jade hand, caress your fragrant hair, hold your enchanting hand and kiss your beautiful fragrance in the snow and bright sunshine of plum blossoms everywhere. I, with love as the base and love as the pen, write down the love of your generations. I, with you as the bottom and me as the pen, engrave your life and destiny. Even in the sun, I would like to be a grass, looking up at you on your roadside and in Emei; Even in the sun, I would like to be a butterfly, flying between your eyebrows, just for you; Even in the sun, I would like to be a leaf, caressing your shoulder in your late autumn; Even tomorrow, I would like to smell your red makeup in front of your house for a change. Even if it's scary in the sun, I'm willing to stay by your side and kiss you peacefully in Huating. Even if I freeze to death in the sun, I am willing to accompany you and help you get dressed. I won the championship on February 8, 20xx 65438. I promise to give you the crown. I used the most beautiful gems in the world and hired the best craftsmen to make a crown for my beloved wife.

Look, I got the whole world. I know that the greatest use in the world is just to win a shallow and reserved smile for you, just like the smile you gave me when I walked out of the Yunchang Palace that day. I will dance the sword for you and put beautiful flowers in your bun. I remember your waterfall black hair, smooth as satin. I remember that you liked me and praised your softness, exquisiteness and beauty. My dear wife, you will be the most outstanding woman in the world. No one dares to bully you anymore. I won't let you cry helplessly in that dark room again. -"Solitude" is a ghost.

Take care of each other, white as snow, blue and beautiful. Look at the fox without thinking, you can't hold hands at the end, and you can't be with it at the beginning. For more than ten years, the haze is boundless. Beautiful bamboo is dead-hearted, and you can't forget it on the ice bed. Who is right? I don't know how to redeem it-the soul eater blocked all the soil in southern Xinjiang, looking for a cure, but returned disappointed. Hard liquor should be gulped down in one gulp, so as to eliminate thousands of worries, not to cook wine into worries, but to add worries. -"Zhu Xian" is soft and warm, and beautiful mountains and rivers come into view.

You are in Tiannan, I am in Haibei, and we are the ends of the earth. After all, we are opposite.

Jiangnan is beautiful, and the North Sea Ice Palace is beyond our comprehension. After all, we are strangers. You are wearing a sweater and I am wearing a winter coat. It is difficult for us to describe it. After all, we miss it turning to ashes. Ten years of life and death are boundless, but the white head is boundless. Take your thoughts away, one tear at a time. Think about it. You'll never forget it. Zhong Ling is a beautiful girl. My heart aches, I am worried, and I am handsome.

When I was a child, I liked a person and thought he was the best teenager in the world. However, only time will tell whether he is really as good and beautiful as he thinks.

Is it a sleeping dream?

A little sweetness came to my mind. The beautiful pear vortex with your long hair cleared away my loneliness. Look, I got four big Wang Guocai know its greatest use. Just to win a shallow and reserved smile from you, just like the smile you gave me when I walked into Yunshang in despair that day.

I will dance the sword for you and arrange flowers in your bun. I remember your waterfall, like clouds and black hair, feeling like silk. I remember you liked my praise of your five fingers, as fine as jade and flawless. My wife, you will be the most outstanding woman in the world. From now on, no one dares to bully you again. I won't let you cry helplessly in that dark little room again. -St. Kyle cemetery: I turned around and looked across. There is also a small clearing with a slim, symmetrical and beautiful little tree on it. Like a gentle smile, 10 In Vienna in June, a red flower bloomed on the tree.

I think that's Mozart's tomb. This tree seems to grow directly from Mozart's heart. -Chen "What is done is done" Your eyes are full of spring, summer, autumn and winter, but the world is not as beautiful as mine, because I only have you in my eyes.

Pseudofeather was born in Longfu Mountain, above Qingxi River and Baishi. It is a foot long, white in shape and beautiful in appearance. Whoever touches its leaves will make Bai Niao soar in the sky. Although interesting, people born without direction should be careful, for fear that they will never land. -Double Tree "The False Feather of Fu Long Ji"

Why do you hate praise? I never feel that praise and comments are recognition or care for someone's performance. Maybe the comments are interesting. Remember I once said, when praise becomes a habit, what is there to say? I habitually click my thumb to show that you have read it. In fact, sometimes you just think you should click on praise to let the other person know that you are still his friend or netizen, but some things are not for praise. How many people send some advertisements, saying something about today, showing love, chicken soup, sending pictures, showing food, complaining and so on. , are all well received. I just want to ask, what's so special about this? Send a black-and-white photo of you another day, and add a sentence below. Do you still like it? Some people don't want others to know anything, but simply express their feelings. They don't want anyone to comment, but they are a bit awesome. It feels like being peeked at in the shower. Those friends who constantly update the dynamic, one day you block the air.

Yunlang, you heartless bastard, I have a crush on you as the Lord of the Three Kingdoms. Do you really think that your grandparents have never burned incense with a height of 100 feet? ! If I were like the princesses of past dynasties, you would have raped first and then killed! You keep refusing to take pictures of yourself. A girl like me, as beautiful as flowers, as weak as willows and fluttering in the wind, has a crush on you. You really think you are a good fallen fairy. Hold the blame and block your head, and your face will be big! I went blind after seeing you. Are you blind, too?

Weak willows help the wind? Oil and powder? Too shy? Several junior officials in the yard next door suppressed their laughter and blinked at each other for a long time, looking at the theme. The American drama is still as usual, while turning over the files and smiling lightly, your highness's knowledge has benefited a lot. -Book Haicang Sheng "Zhao Xi Laocao" Since we entered the era of smart phones, we have often seen people holding their mobile phones with their heads down in different places. Some of these people are playing games, some are watching videos and some are chatting and bragging. I have been out of my circle of friends for a long time and used to be a frequent visitor. Later, it turned out to be just a place to brush the sense of existence. Every day, all kinds of food and beautiful photos fill the whole circle of friends. Delicious, others haven't eaten or can't afford it? Beautiful photos, do you think they are beautiful or do you want to seduce them? Show love, is it afraid that others will not know that you are happy or that others' lives are too miserable? It is natural for advertisers to make money to support their families, but enough is enough. People who brush the same advertisements all day have already bought them. Why do I have to block you? People who usually don't know how to converge on public platforms are either green tea bitches or scheming bitches. He thought it was a proud existence, but in fact, not many people would care about your 24-hour report!

Like a person, a backpack, a pen, a notebook to write, walk through the desert, feel the sadness and desolation of the desert next door, walk through the grassland, feel the beauty and vastness of the grassland in Saibei, climb over the mountains and rivers, feel the stretch and depth of the mountains and rivers, see the sea, feel the grandeur and vastness of the sea, and then step into the water towns in the south of the Yangtze River, feel the ethereal and beautiful, quiet and indifferent. When we approach these nature with our heart, we will find that every grass, tree, mountain, water, temple and buddhist nun has its own life and soul. -I just want to reassure you.

Green Mo Chi, fragrant wine, suspected young lang in the pavilion.

Green rose skirt, sleeves rolled up, wrapped in memories of Jianghu. The wind is beautiful, the cherry blossoms are white, and the four seas drink. For girls, it doesn't matter whether the shorts look good or not, but the legs are the most important.

Yesterday she

The beautiful years that once stood on the branches of the years have eroded her beauty. It seems that at the moment when she bowed her head, she gradually drifted away. Yesterday, a gust of wind passed by and quietly fell, breaking her limbs, leaving all beautiful blood. She drank tears and buried yesterday's memories when she was idle. After many days of silence after her death, she seemed to be awakened by her thoughts, so she put on that distant sail yesterday, with one end tied to the past and the other leading the future. According to legend, Qiantang is in Nanqi. Su Xiaoxiao expressed his true feelings for Ruan Lang with a poem named "Song of One Heart": My concubine rode a tanker and Lang rode a green horse. Where can we unite? Xiling pine and cypress. But blocked by Ruan's family, lovers can never meet again. However, Xiaoxiao is no longer tempted and unhappy all day. Soon he died of hemoptysis and was finally buried by the West Lake. Su Xiaoxiao's weak figure, hidden in the lakes and mountains, is a dream hidden in the hearts of China literati who don't want to wake up; That philosophical detachment has become a sacred symbol in the hearts of China literati, and that red face has become a beautiful incarnation beyond the secular. Therefore, there are many poets in past dynasties, which has become a special cultural phenomenon.

Youth is a cool injury. I walked through my colorful time and stood at the intersection of youth. I look forward to the future. A piece of paper is written in front of the window tomorrow, with a black period, releasing hope. A trip, a beautiful garden, I am Yuzhu, you are Plum Blossom, birds are flying in the sky, people are singing in the mountains, the moon is blushing, I am dressed in silver in the middle of the night, knowledge accompanies me, books fade in the morning, and insects whisper at dusk. The composition topic of the next class is Liao Ran, Lang Lang Shu Sheng, penetrating the sunshine of the campus.

Shooting on the playground, the girls in the corridor blushed, the little note conveyed shy love, a message was quietly left on QQ, a line was drawn on the desk, and chewing gum was quietly handed. The beer in the dormitory was the most expensive collection at that time, enough for brothers and sisters to drink. You took a bite, and I took a bite. Boys are not allowed in the girls' dormitory. The class teacher said that love is just a word, and no one can afford too much responsibility. At that time, I remember you with long hair, but you didn't show any traces. Who do I only remember? 1, there is no need to regret moving forward. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience. Let go of your sex and let others make noise.

2. We live in an era of looking at faces, in fact, from ancient times to the present. No one has the obligation to explore your excellent inner beauty through your sloppy and fat appearance. 4. In my opinion, the so-called courage is: love a person to chase, like a thing to do. 5, numbers have weight, dreams can be dismantled (SMART principle) 6, dreams that are not ridiculed are not worthy of being called dreams. 7. Pay for the cow you blew. 8. It is more effective to stay away from temptation than to resist it. 9. Emotional intelligence management is first of all self-awareness. Know yourself and always be aware of the changes in your emotions. When some bad emotions appear, recognize the essence of this change, then find the direction of solution, and then carry out self-management and motivation. 10, from thin to fat is a kind of enjoyment, from fat to thin is a kind of practice, because it is all the time-Liu Jiayong's "Fat Breakthrough" is another fragrance of Sophora japonica.

A tree blooms better than snow, and a tree blooms like Tingting's favorite. Sophora japonica is clean, cool and fragrant. The branches are bright and the thorns are hidden, which makes people want to be close. It's hard to say that the chastity in The Flowers is innocent. I said that the gentleman among the flowers is a first-class good woman like Sophora japonica. Jing Ya is smart and beautiful, which is even more awe-inspiring. A gentleman is ashamed of his chastity in flowers. This is a beautiful Huangshan Mountain.

Blue sky and beautiful Huangshan Mountain. Tourists are full of praise, and generations are inferior. Looking up, thousands of boulders have risen from the ground, and the strange stones are rugged and beautiful. Mountains are huge, and mountains are one after another. Bamboo forest looms when it is high; Pines and onions are full of vitality; The peaks stand in the clouds; See you in Rosestone Wonderland. At every time of the four seasons, the weather is myriad, the peaks flow and the scenery changes endlessly. Become a fairyland on earth, on earth, look at this life without regrets! Young master has never been beautiful or handsome. Recently, because of various things, I feel unwell and look a little haggard. I owe this to my young master for many years, and I feel melancholy every time I think about it. It coincides with the fact that the queen mother just sent the finest spicy ingredients to pay tribute to the country. The slave thinks selfishly that the master will be excellent after using it! How about a little thought? -Strong "fuck"

I saw that beautiful person in the mirror, about seventeen or eighteen years old, with skin like jelly, face like the moon in Mid-Autumn Festival, color like flowers at dawn in spring, a pair of beautiful starlight eyes, a pair of pear flowers with a smile, no eyebrows, and soft lips without blushing. -Yan Bo, "The Emperor Can't Change His Body"

The teenager missed the last bus, but it was the best time to hold hands with Xiumei for the first time, so he came inadvertently. -"The Best Time"

Lingfeng wonder Dalong Waterfall,

Picturesque. A curtain of ice hearts meets again, and the joy of wild geese is the first wonder.