Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but a zombie is in the eye of the enemy.

First, if I have a crush on you, you just like me. How nice.

Second, this graduation season does not belong to us. Next season, it will make the sea cry blue for us.

Third, my present life is not what I want, but what I really asked for, so I deserve it, I admit it.

Fourth, there is a grave in my heart, where my sweetheart is buried.

We close our eyes, our life is full of greed, and we fight for the land. Why is this?

6. Actually, I never say it. I said it on purpose, just to show that I am very unhappy.

Seven, dreams will force people to remember what they have forgotten.

The coldest place in the world is one's heart.

Nine, too complicated and tortuous life will make people calm and less impetuous.

Ten, struggling with a smile.

XI。 Why are the signatures published the same, but there is a big gap?

Twelve, don't recall, memories can't support yourself.

Thirteen, no matter others hurt you behind your back, you will still smile at others, cry at yourself and smile at others.

14. You can never change the essence that you don't love me.

Fifteen, I hate it when people tell me about southeast and northwest! Damn it, the direction won't say left or right.

Sixteen, a simple and practical life is addictive.

After giving my heart and soul, I hate myself. Be placed in a dispensable position.

At the age of eighteen, I cried my eyes out for you, but you were playing games.

Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end.

20. I blame my own hand for being stupid enough to treat it as permanent even if there is one.

2 1. We like school, not because we like classes, but because we like the madness after class.

22. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but a zombie is in the eye of the enemy.

Twenty-three, people's pure feelings are easily distracted, and people's ruthlessness is playboy.

24, not mature enough to believe that love can be retained,

25. No matter how others hurt you behind your back, you will still smile at others, cry at yourself and smile at others.

Beauty is such a thing, isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder?

1, I don't need peace of mind, I just want scenery in my heart.

2. Find happiness in every day and feel small happiness.

3, there are two words in youth that have been flashing. On closer inspection, it turned out to be: no regrets.

4. In your life, you should find a pair of ears that can listen to you. As long as you speak, he can understand. This may be a person's happiness.

5. The book of life, whether you like it or not, must be written, read, written and read well. There is a place in life where there is a person. In front of this person, you don't have to be ambitious or have an image. This is a bosom friend.

6. That person will whisper in his ear: Nothing, I'm here. Give you support when you are sad. He cherishes everything related to you. I love such people.

7. If you love me, give me your hand. I will hold you until the end of my life; If you love me, give me your heart, and I will keep it in my heart until my heart stops beating; If you love me, give me your tears and dry them with my body temperature until I see your smile.

8. It's easy to leave someone and miss someone, but it's hard to love someone with your heart.

9. You let me know the taste of homesickness for the first time, and also let me feel the excitement and joy of my whole heart for the first time. Dreaming during the day, dreaming at night. You should take good care of yourself. If you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you.

10, since I met you, my mind is full of you. My heart is heavy, just because of you. I will tell you how much I love you. The sea is deeper than thousands of feet, so I love you.

1 1, the sunshine hugged me gently, when the spring rain moistened my dry eyes gently, when the spring breeze blew away the long-standing melancholy on my head, and when I tried to reach out and feel the day of March, everything began to fluctuate and change at this moment. You came to my world and made everything beautiful.

12, the stupidest person in the world is to love someone and not know what to do. This person is me. I will always think of you and do anything for you. What do you think of the future? Let's hold hands.

13, beauty can't be a meal, and handsome can't be a life. After all, the person you finally find is always lovely and kind, and knows how to live a comfortable life with you. Therefore, although some people always say that they like beautiful women and handsome men, in fact, there is such a gentle, innocent and interesting person hidden in the home of smart people. Beauty is such a thing that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

14, I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.

15. An elderly couple lived together for most of their lives. For many years, at the last moment before going to bed every night, they will definitely say: I love you. When asked why there is this habit, the husband said: This is to ensure that if one of us doesn't wake up the next day, this is the last sentence we leave for each other in our lives.

16, I am looking for a harbor of the soul, where there is clear sunshine and quiet leisure, as well as your waiting smile.

17, a woman who lives beautifully does not have to have a vigorous love. She can have a man who understands, understands, sympathizes with and loves you. As long as there is one, it is enough to enrich her love life. Appreciate the wonder of love in ordinary life.

18, it's sweet that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.

19, the real beauty is not the face of youth, but the blooming heart.

20, love is not a race, not an exam, it is useless to try your best.

2020 Funny Personality Talk: Beauty is in affectionate eyes, and idiot is in heartless eyes.

1. Beauty is in affectionate eyes, while idiots are in heartless eyes.

2. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.

What is the saddest poem you have ever read? I followed you for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was a girl.

I saw a girl in the street, and her black silk was almost white.

If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

6. Meeting strangers is really troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.

7. I want to organize a streaking company and then go directly to the nerve hospital.

8. After receiving the red envelope, open the red envelope, which says another package.

9. There is nothing of value in my family except me.

10. In the era of soaring prices, only wages should constantly change.

1 1. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

12. If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

13. Brothers, it's easier to hide than to prevent.

14. I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

15. Say that women are disasters, and you are disasters.

16. Are you cheap, mistress is there, infertile.

17. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.

18. How much sadness can you have, just like a pair of long pants for everyone.

19. My life is decided by myself, not by God. God wants to destroy me.

20. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

2 1. Why didn't the country study imitation shirts with your face?

22. You send it, I send it, let's do it together.

23. If you laugh for ten years, laugh twice and you die directly.

24. People want face, trees want skin, people are shameless, the world is invincible, trees don't want skin, and they will die.

25. Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll.

26. Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.

27. It's really worrying to be miserable outside the castle peak building outside the mountain.

28. More phone calls, more phone calls, more words, more words.

29. I wear tights not to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

Boss, have a bottle so that I can stick my broken heart together.

3 1. Qian Qian, a son and daughter of China, has hundreds of millions of people. If this doesn't work, replace it.

32. The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

33. Besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover.

34. But gold always shines, and you glass slag can only reflect light.

35. The bait hides the hook is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it can't be prevented.

36. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

37. There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.

38. A cigarette a day makes China strong.

39. When you are lonely, you can only climb the wall and wait for an almond.

40. It's better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a cow temper.

4 1. Give me sunshine and I will be brilliant. Give me a flood, I'll drown you with shit, and you'll have food.

42. If you scold me for being ugly, someone will love me for being ugly.

43. You are mean to me and expect me to speak softly to you. Are you delusional?

Please don't be nice to girls you don't like. If you can't bear the pain, please don't pretend at the beginning.

Please remember your attitude towards me now, and one day you will repay me twice.

46. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

47. Take off your pants when farting, walk a few steps, and be jealous if you don't fall in love. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

48. I am possessive. Don't touch my things, or I'll beat you up.

49. A big bowl of tomatoes, eggs, mixed soy sauce and chicken soup, not chopped green onion and garlic, Daoxiao Noodles!

50. I can change anything you like about me.

5 1. Later, I gradually learned to accept rather than pay. Even if I meet someone who has a secret crush, I just shake my head.

52. The clearest emotional investment skill is to give timely help, not icing on the cake.

53. It's not the end of the road, but the turn.

54. In fact, the girl who shouts to be a single aristocrat has a group of spare tires around to protect her.

55. Do you like meat? Sure! Great, so you like me 100%!

56. A good friend is when two people look at each other for no reason and laugh foolishly.

57. Teacher, I have put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching! Can we not pay it?

58. I am not me in front of you, just like a puppet manipulated by you.

59. Don't give up pursuing your dream. Don't worry, I won't get up easily as long as I can continue to sleep.

60. Baidu can't find you, so I'm going to sogou.

6 1. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

62. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

63. My room is a mess, so please call me Piao.

64. I want to be a shining mental patient in your life.

65. Being teased when you are angry is a very self-respecting thing.

66. Be a strong woman. Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

67. I didn't take medicine when I got up in the morning. I feel so cute!

68. Baidu checked how rice won the first place. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.

69. You hang yourself and I'll pass the rope. You drink the medicine and I'll pass the bottle. You jump off a building, and I wave goodbye to you with a handkerchief.

70. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

7 1. Honestly, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

72. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

73. It used to be very good, but now it's getting ugly. Colleagues said faintly: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

You must admit that children who dare to make up their homework in the class teacher are not afraid of death.

75. I'm not beautiful, I'm not tall, my grades are not good, I'm not excellent, I'm poor, haha, nothing. I am still young, and my future will shine.

76. I am online and you are offline. I'm offline and you're online. I am online, you are invisible. You've blown my bottom line.

77. You are not a born king, but you can have the temperament of a king.

78. I want to use my homework, Korosensei! Don't say that. Sounds like you can move it.

79. You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't wake a person who doesn't love you. You don't come all the way, and you can't cut corners.

80. I love you like ten divided by three. If you are not good at math, you can't solve this infinite cycle.

8 1. Grandpa said that in their day, when there were questions that they couldn't do in the exam, they wrote Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it!

82. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.

83. You love me more than anyone else, and I love you more than you.

84. Not only talented, but also fat.

85. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

86. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.

87. The ending of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is that the prince and princess live happily together. Seven dwarfs entered the palace and were castrated as eunuchs.

88. Looking back suddenly, there are cats and dogs behind me.

89. [Don't eat anything else, save money! ]

90. The old woman selling popsicles said that her freezer was full of summer.

9 1. Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and successes will disappear;

92. Dead vines and old trees faint crows, and the canteen starved to death; I want to go home, mom.

93. Our friendship lasts longer than the news broadcast.

94. Playing mobile phone in class was discovered by the class teacher. She rummaged around and found a wild animal inside, so she dialed it. As a result, his cell phone rang. Ah, ah, I'm finished.

Twelve years in the army, I didn't know Mulan was a girl, because Mulan had no breasts.

96. When I was a child, I thought Anonymous was a great composition book. He wrote many compositions in the book. It turns out that anonymity is not a person's name.

97. I don't understand. The plane can disappear when it flies, so why is there no exercise book and no letter from the teacher?

98. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are made of cement.

99. I thought of my previous failure, squatting on the concrete floor and burying my head in tears. Suddenly it hurts me: Wow, why are you so fat!

100. You ignore me and always feel like you are in Malaysia Airlines.

Talk about a profound romantic mood-love and hate are in your eyes, making you warm.

It's just a little shit. Don't always take it out to dry.

The smile on your face shows that you won't be sad.

It is not only youth that has passed away, but also our childlike innocence.

Domineering, selfish and hypocritical is your consistent style.

Don't deliberately keep it, and you don't need to deliberately force it.

Life is closely related to nonsense.

Has been fragmented, leaving only gorgeous sadness.

Lies, after packaging, have a better name: oath.

I am not mature enough and tolerant enough.

If love can be copied, so can hate.

A broken heart can only give you broken feelings.

Flashy life, forget a season. Empty memories disturb the lingering.

The scenery is still picturesque, but it comes at a price.

There are many faces and all kinds of expressions.

What fate has given you doesn't actually belong to you.

Your smile is my only support.

At the end of the curtain, through the sadness of your life, turn around and leave, say goodbye.

A quiet ending is also a kind of happiness.

I don't want to suppress it any longer, even if the memories tear my heart.

Don't try to evoke his memories and touch his heart with words.

The most successful thing in a woman's life is to choose the right man.

It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.

I'm not a straw boat, so don't send me if you spill it.

It is not until the end of a semester that I know that I have only learned a little knowledge.

Not every signature is so personal.

After that, who can predict?

This heart grows on me, but it's not up to me.

No matter how hard and tired you are, you must persist in your struggle.

I didn't know you were my support until I knew the ending.

It's another season when flowers bloom and fall. Where are you, dear?

Maybe our meeting was doomed to pass by.

I only hate being young, and I can't grow old with you.

You told me to turn right. I fucking forgot where I left.

Put on thin clothes and hide your heartache with trembling.

Love in every youth is doomed to end in sorrow.

Don't make memories for yourself, because only you suffer.

I wonder whose name I called when I was drunk.

I know you have been there, but you are not with me.

Love and hate in my heart and eyes are warm in the sun.

No past sadness, no past sadness.

I am a star, and you are a meteor. You are destined to leave, and I am destined to stay.

All unforgivable is intolerance to oneself.

Before the end, I began to pursue aimlessly.

The sadness I hear is the heartache you can't see.

When dependence becomes a habit, I can't bear to leave.

No more insincerity, I believe you will understand me.

I couldn't cry, so I had to hold back.

I never expect people to understand the sadness behind my words.

Finally, you left me, and my heart really hurts.

Why insist on giving up?

Leaving you is a kind of regret, a kind of regret.

The rich end well and everything will be fine, but no one goes home to grow potatoes.

Time dilutes broken feelings, and distance opens perfect love.

In fact, normal people's thoughts are not as stupid as the love of a pair of fools.

The sun shines on the earth, but it doesn't shine on my sadness.

It turns out that sometimes it is not only time that can erase love, but also ourselves.

After the wonderful, sad alone.