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What are the April Fool's Day couples' spoof parting sentences?

1, I'm just kidding you. I never liked you at all.

Let's break up for a while today. I don't think today is a good day for dating. After all, it's unlucky to be close to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

I think we should break up. There is no reason, only to find that I don't like you that much. Just a little more than liking yourself, it's really not enough.

4. Our love ends here. After today, we will continue tomorrow.

You see, our love is a joke today. Happy April Fool's Day.

6. Let's break up. We really don't fit. After all, my aunt said that I would be her own daughter in the future, and you would become my brother. I am sad.