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On girls' QQ domineering
Second, as soon as I go online, you will go offline. As soon as I get off the line, you go online. I'm still alive. Why don't you die?
When your best sister doesn't believe what you say, you will feel that you have no one to trust.
Fourth, can we go back to the beginning? . ? So I won't quarrel with you. Won't make you angry. I only love you. . .
The world is not what you like. You should have understood.
Six, you are not my lover, how do you know that I am deep.
Seven, what belongs to me, even if I give it to you, you may not be able to take it.
Eight years, I swear, is better than you pretend.
The most sorry thing in my life is that my heart hurts it again and again. Dare you say that your heart has never hurt? If you dare, then you are a strong man.
10. Don't people try their best to find happiness? What is happiness? Who knows, it's just a rumor.
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I will cherish those friendships at the moment, because I believe that we only have this life, and there is no afterlife.
Do you know what it feels like to forget? It's like swallowing a thousand needles, but savor it.
Thirteen, there are too many ordinary people in this world. Afraid of being too lonely or too mediocre?
14. Female: I want to kill the person you like. Are you going to kill yourself?
Fifteen, people have to tell an average of 10 thousand lies in their lives, and the easiest lie to blurt out is that I am fine.
16. Can you tell me something about your relationship to make me feel at ease or give up?
Seventeen, some people, some things, love all their lives, but can only be buried in their hearts.
People who say you are not good behind your back are mostly animals who can't see that you are better than him.
19. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you. .
Twenty, how many people you thought would never betray you used your thoughts?
I can tolerate it, but don't exceed my bottom line.
Twenty-two, scissors, stone and cloth, lose and punish you for loving me for a lifetime.
Twenty-three, can you not have long hair and waist, can you not have watermelon in summer, can you not have high heels and red lips?
You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it later.
Twenty-five is a movie for three people, but I haven't been able to have a name.
I want to live a ipartment life with a group of men and women.
27. I changed your remarks to the original appearance of your first and last names @
Some people say that boys are like onions, because you want to know boys, so you peel them and cry at the same time, but later you find that you have no heart.
Twenty-nine years old, unbridled smile, seem so helpless.
Thirty, if I can watch a news broadcast finale, then my life has not been in vain! @
Thirty-one, in this life, I will never love again except you.
Qq Personality Talk about Superdrag Phrases
First, if I am strong enough to accommodate all of you, would you like to grow old with me?
Second, there is no need to disappear, otherwise it is anger.
3.-When two lines intersect, they will get farther and farther away. -that depends on what line, line segment?
Girl, please don't feel invincible just because your other half is awesome. Once dumped, how to deal with it, it is better to leave a way out for yourself.
I really want to pack my bag, put on my headphones and go wandering alone.
6. If your best friend fell into the water with him, who would you save? Explain to me why they are together first.
Seven, Weixi [Thailand's transsexuality, South Korea's plastic surgery, are not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu]
Eight, I want you to repay all the pain I have experienced.
Nine, wear school pants for thick legs, and read more books for ugliness.
Ruan Ruan: In love, only those who love deeply have a choice, so I can't make you angry because I don't have a choice, and spoil you for fear that you will be unhappy.
XI。 The only reason for Xueba to hand in his papers in advance is to watch the green fruit course.
The people around you are too crowded, but I'm not the only one.
Thirteen, women are not as soft as sisters?
14. Last year, Valentine's Day in China was coming. He broke up with me. Singles' Day is reconciled. That's why you broke up with me on April 1 day. He doesn't love me and has a bad temper.
Fifteen, I typed a lot of things I wanted to tell you in the chat box, but I deleted them one by one.
Sixteen, the most beautiful love words, is that the person you love most plans you in his future.
In this world, only love can trap me.
18. [Yes, hehe is best used in perfunctory times. ]
Nineteen, you gave me strong despair but still made me yearn for it.
Twenty, deal with dogs less, be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you.
Twenty-one, start the learning mode. Sorry, your configuration is too low, and the system will automatically jump to learning mode.
22. When you love someone, he is the sky; when you don't love him, he is not even the dust on the ground.
Twenty-three, the man and the mistress are together, and then understand that the original match is good, no one will wait for you all the time.
I'm not really happy.
Twenty-five, like a person, others will feel robbed when they touch it.
26. Articles and Mayi? Separated, Liu took milk tea and held hands with his sister, and scum went to Knight Network to be a schoolmaster. It's not that I don't understand. The world is changing rapidly.
Twenty-seven, happy breakup, but unfortunately I never hugged you from beginning to end.
I thought of you when I sang this song.
Twenty-nine, [I have a group of girlfriends who drink, smoke and fight, but that doesn't mean they are not good]
Thirty, I love all the girls who bow for love.
Even if I don't meet, talk or send messages, I will keep a place in my heart and be safe with someone.
Maybe he likes simplicity. My surname is Huang. Maybe he likes smallness. My surname is Gao. That's enough. Stop talking nonsense.
Everyone knows that I am very sad at this time. Since that incident, you have left me one after another and killed me while I was sick, right? -]
Thirty-four, my deskmate asked me: Look at my head! I agreed without hesitation.
He won't leave me until I break up, but he fell in love with someone else before I broke up. How ironic! !
Status quo: I'm wasting time, I'm wasting time, I'm blurring the present, and I'm afraid of the future.
Thirty-seven, the photo album in his space asked him who he cared about most. I brazenly entered my name and went in.
Qq Personality Talk about Super Emotional Phrases
First, there is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?
Second, sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.
Third, some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debts to pay back in this life.
Fourth, a bitch will always be a bitch. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!
Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but smiling with tears in your eyes.
Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.
7. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.
Eight, when the pain comes, don't always ask: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
Nine, the so-called love story is that you say something you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.
Ten, said that people in previous lives are lying to themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.
Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
Twelve, when we move stumbling blocks under the frame of others, maybe we are just paving the way for ourselves.
Thirteen, true love is that two people have been interested in quarreling until they are old enough to quarrel, and then snuggle up to each other peacefully.
Fourteen, when most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.
Fifteen, anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.
Sixteen, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.
17. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
18. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.
Nineteen, what is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses.
Greetings don't have to be serious, but they must be sincere and touching.
Twenty-one, the so-called love story is that you say something you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.
You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are away.
Twenty-three, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.
Twenty-four, the more I want to know if I have forgotten, the clearer I remember.
Twenty-five, tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.
Twenty-six, man, when he doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect; When she belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.
27. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.
28. What is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses.
Twenty-nine, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
3 1. Success has a side effect, that is, the past practices are also suitable for the future.
Qq Personality Talk about Superdrag Phrases 2020
1, I am lonely because I hate people. 2. I love myself and have more opponents, ok?
3, because, too many thoughts; But, never forget.
4. It's better to throw away what you can't keep.
I didn't hug you before we parted.
6. Swearing is better than coquetry.
7. It is better to cry humbly than to laugh proudly.
8, all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.
9. My hesitation has consumed the patience of too many people.
10, don't giggle instead of inner sadness.
1 1, I was destined to die in the middle of the night, but I still knew the world in the middle of the night.
12, sometimes there will be a hit, there is no need to force a hit.
13. Since ancient times, whoever never dies has to pretend to be a grandson.
14. We will know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
15, leave me alone, I'm a girl you can't afford to play with.
16, I'm wondering whether to get a dog or find a lover.
17, always playing the so-called indifference to the fullest.
18, I am not noble, but not every man has a chance.
19, can you not miss me when I still love you?
20, don't cry in front of my sister's grave, polluting my sister's reincarnation.
2 1, don't look at me furtively, just tell me if you love me.
22. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.
23, everyone is, can't get too close, can't see too clearly.
24. The most tiring thing in the world is to live in hypocrisy.
25. No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it is not as good as the way home.
26. Don't recall those who are pushed away by yourself. You are not qualified.
27. If you can't fathom my temper, don't pick me up casually.
28. Whose daughter lent it to me, and I'll pay you back next year.
29, the little girl is not sensible, always infatuated with a few bad teenagers.
I will let go, please give me a reason to leave you.
3 1, being short is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you are tall.
32. The bravest person is Master Kong, who is loved by thousands of people in Qian Qian.
33. I especially like the teacher being angry, scolding us for a class and then dismissing it.
I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.
35. You are my super happy insole. Let me step on you.
36. You never read my mind, but you always blame me for being fickle and difficult to understand.
37. No one has ever surprised me and moved me to tears.
38. Time is a never-ending plot. The more you fear it, the more cunning it becomes.
39. If love always hurts, why do you look so ugly?
40. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.
4 1, if you dare to take root in my heart, I will dare to uproot you!
It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?
43. The difference between ambiguity and ambiguity is that the former engages in the latter.
44. Ah, it hasn't changed with time, and it's still so ugly.
45. The digital age: whoever has more numbers in his passbook is the age.
46, no longer pursue why, women should know whether it is embarrassing or rolling!
47. After all, I am already so ugly. Can you be more beautiful?
48. Holding things that don't belong to me tightly in your hand will only hurt yourself.
49, a bear-like god! Your singing is totally summoning the dead!
50. I sincerely wish that we will never see each other again and never contact each other again in this life.
5 1, like a heartless fake smile, but who can understand the pain behind the smile?
52. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. I'll chop off anyone who touches my clothes.
53. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.
54. My crying, my silence, my nonsense. Thank you for seeing it and ignoring it.
55. Maturity is a painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.
56. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.
57. I like to grab the road with the car, because I know you will catch me nervously at this time.
58. I just get a little nervous occasionally, and then I don't want to talk to anyone for no reason.
59. Don't be so nice to me. What if I use up your good things ahead of time?
60. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. Starting today, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
6 1, failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant!
62. Warmth is a luxury and needs deep cold and pain. .
63. Fake cigarettes, fake wine and fake friends are rampant, ignorant, hypocritical and gentle.
64. Love makes us play a hard-core role without hesitation, and it also makes us hysterical and morbid.
65. Change my heart and give me a heart of stone. Let me smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.
66. You said you would turn away forever, leaving me waiting for you to say forever.
67. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?
68. A girl who stays up all night probably needs someone to directly carry her to bed and order her to sleep.
69. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.
70. I don't want much, just a woman who will accompany me all my life and a group of brothers who can attend my funeral.
7 1. What is a class teacher? It is a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your family.
72. Do you know what is the funniest thing in the world? The two people you like turned out to be good brothers.
If I have any questions, you must tell me. I won't change you anyway. Don't hold back your internal injuries.
74. Even emotional signatures are copied from others. Do you want to show that you are an IT elite or illiterate and poor?
75. I eat pomegranate one by one at home, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!
76. Anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones. Anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.
77. I joined a group in the morning, hooked up with the group owner for a long time, and finally gave me an administrator. I decisively kicked everyone in the group.
78. Don't take my silence as cowardice, don't take my silence as bullying, and don't take it as I won't fight back strongly.
79. Shakespeare said: Be a lazy sheep and marry a gray wolf. If the son wants to like sheep, the daughter wants to like beautiful sheep.
80. What used to be exciting was riding a roller coaster, bungee jumping and watching horror movies. Now I think flying from Malaysia is the most exciting.
8 1, girls nowadays are: fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, neurotic in front of acquaintances, and hooligans in front of girlfriends.
82. Don't you know that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers? There are many people with broken hands and feet in this world, but how many dare to go to the streets without clothes!
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