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Ask to recommend good-looking female strong (crossing) novels, preferably agents, killers, underworld crossing. The heroine is strong, calm, beautiful and has her own underground.
Chu smiled, with a delicate baby face. A sweet smile can always make people relax their vigilance easily. It looks cute and harmless, and people can't put it down In fact, it is cruel and cold-blooded.
Phoenix nirvana, rebirth, what kind of stormy waves will be set off? Ten thousand years ago, the demon phoenix and the evil dragon fell in unison. What secrets were hidden?
Highlight 1:
The beautiful girl looked contemptuously at the short wax gourd in front of her and said proudly, "Little witch, the prince's brother has proposed to the emperor, and soon I will be a crown princess." Brother Prince is not only outstanding in appearance, but also the best among all princes. Marrying him is the wish of all Fengdu women! "
"Oh!" In front of the little man just replied faintly, staring at the lotus pond next to him.
The girl is very unhappy. Why doesn't this little witch get angry?
With a snort of cold, the girl's eyes showed a trace of pride and continued: "I am a phoenix destined by heaven, and I will stand proudly in the world with my brother and prince!" " Then he looked down at the person in front of him contemptuously and said contemptuously, "But I'm afraid you can't get married like this!" "
Looking at the back of her departure, the jade carving girl shook her head and sighed, "The pheasant has become a phoenix. What a world this is! "
Highlight 2:
Chu smiled, squinted at the winged wildebeest, and said contemptuously, "You are not qualified to let me shoot!" " Chin up, "kitten, hit it!" " "
The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground
Chu smiled, turned to look at the great white (sorry) tiger lying on the ground, and said with a face of hating iron and not producing, "kitten, you are so disappointing! Aren't you the king of beasts? Doesn't that horse look like a horse that scares you? "
White Wang Hu face twisted, it seems, can still hear the sound of the teeth. He growled at the winged wildebeest. He felt a little better when he looked at this horse-shaped thing. He took a graceful step and walked beside Chu Xiaoxiao, gnashing his teeth and saying, "I told you not to call me a kitten!" "
Chu patted its head with a smile and praised: "The kitten deserves to be the king of the tiger. It's amazing! "
White (sorry) Tiger King twitched at the corner of his mouth, raised his paw at her, and shouted maliciously, "Call me Ye Qiong!"
Chu smiled and looked at it reproachfully. "Kitten, I am your master. How can you be so mean to me? This is really a big violation! "
Highlight 3:
Lovely baby face with a sweet smile, looking at people frozen into ice sculptures, gently waved a hand.
"pa"
The ice was broken and disappeared, and the people trapped inside were smashed into pieces. With a few hands, I pieced together a "person".
Chu smiled, squatted down in front of the humanoid thing and sighed, "I have a lot of adults, and the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. You tried to kill me, and I left you a whole body. Am I very kind? " Blink your eyes and look at those wide-open, unsatisfied eyes, as if waiting for his answer.
Everyone around you is sweating. Is this called a whole corpse? Is she still kind?
Looking at the expressions of people around him, Chu smiled, walked beside this handsome man with three points of righteousness and seven points of evil, hugged his arm, looked up at him, and asked innocently, "Evil, what happened to them? The expression is very strange! "
There is a smile in the rare eyes of gold and silver, and an evil spirit rises in the corners of the mouth. Purple ghost hugged her slender waist and said, "Nothing, they also think you are right!" "
"Oh ..."
Long tone, cold eyes swept a group of people watching, the next moment, the crowd exploded and dispersed.
Stick to one-on-one !
Beast and smile:
Xiaohei-"I was a cat in my last life, and I am also a cat in this life. I was bullied by you in my last life, and I was bullied by you in my life. What have I done? "
"Don't you feel honored? This is a godsend fate! "
Ye Qiong-"I said don't call me a kitten!"
"You look like a kitten!"
Feiyun-"Master, I am not a horse, of course I am not like a horse!" " "
"Well, it's not your fault that you don't look alike. You don't have to explain, I understand! "
Dragon domain-"He is a dragon, and I am also a dragon. Why do you only love him and not me? "
"Because he is evil!"
Crazy-"master, I am the king of beasts. Do you believe me? "
"You go and have a fight with the kitten, and whoever wins will win!"
Bai Ze-"Master, am I too fierce?"
"Er ... the rabbit has a temper!"
Mo Ran-"Master, I ... I like you!"
"Oh, thank you!"
Qingyi-"Master, I am a wolf!"
"Aren't wolves and dogs a family?"
Red brand-"Master, I really want to hit you!"
"Wait until you can beat me!"
Charming statue-"I can't believe that my nine-tailed fox is not as charming as a dragon!" " "
"I don't want to hit you, but I really don't want to!"
Fruit-"Master, why doesn't the master hate me?"
"Because you are a girl!"
……
I don't want to accompany you.
Introduction to the novel:
She is a virtual ace member of the 2 1 century mysterious organization. She has a quick mind and never forgets anything. Once betrayed by her boss and boyfriend, she died. She is a dispensable concubine of Yunwangfu. She is weak and timid. Once she was used to ruin the prince's wedding, she died at the prince's hands. When she replaced her, the nine girls of Yunwangfu were born again. Beat my mother, punish my aunt, and hurt my sister. Let's see how she plays tricks in the high-walled compound and struggles for power and profit. Enclosure skin, Gai Lou, start a company and see how she made love and became the richest man in the ancient world. -
Freedom Theater: "Should I take care of my family?" I almost tore down my restaurant this morning! "A man asked lazily," Why? " "Not only because of bickering with those ladies, you will start work when you are upset! Scared a few delicate ladies to tears in their legs, how distressed they look! " "That's their mistake, I don't know our baby won't be angry? Serve you right! Besides, isn't it just a broken restaurant? My baby can tear it down if he wants. We have the money to pay for it. Somebody, get this gentleman 12 thousand gold. "Silence-the so-called unreasonable justifying a fault-this guy who pampers his wife is really full!
The elegance of my first daughter
Gu Qingyuan, the eldest daughter of Gu Fu in Hao Yue Dynasty, was vicious, vicious, overbearing, bullying her sister and murdering her aunt. Although she is the eldest daughter of a famous family, she is despised by the world. Moran, the daughter of a modern tycoon, was born in cool thin. She is as cunning as a fox, but she is casual and lazy. She is a motto of life. When others make money, I will spend it. When a man has a child, he will call me mom. He will always dress up as a pig and eat a tiger. His goal in life is to mix food and drink and live comfortably for a lifetime. However, a conspiracy and an accident made Moran's soul put on Gu Qingyuan's body, and the unbearable imperial concubine ushered in a brand-new soul. So, how will she bloom in this ancient dynasty? A man looked at Gu Qingyuan with disgust and said coldly, "Gu Qingyuan, I already have a woman I like, and I will never like you." If you are smart enough, you'd better offer to dissolve the marriage, so as to save your last face. This is also your infatuation with me, and so am I. " The man's words were interrupted by the woman before he finished. "yes." The clean answer makes men dumbfounded, followed by eyeful disbelief. Gu Qingyuan noticed his eyes, his eyebrows were frivolous, he grinned and whispered, "Twelve thousand." "Twelve thousand? What do you mean? " "The garbage is taken out, and the return fee is still necessary." As soon as the woman's words fall, the man's face is instantly livid. The second prince looked at the lazy and elegant woman in front of him with deep eyes and no expression, and said, "Gu Qingyuan, don't you have anything to say to him?" "What? No. ""Are you sure? " The woman looked at a certain gentleman's frowning brows, and her eyes flashed with displeasure. She immediately got up and said respectfully, "Please tell a certain gentleman that the money has been deposited in your old study, that all the aunts have washed in their boudoir, and that all the money and people are in place. The prince can check at will. " "Ancient, Qing and Yuan."
My concubine was surprised by China.
On the wedding day, I didn't wait for the groom, but I waited for a divorce.
Feng Hongluan, the first beauty in Dongli, became the first divorced woman in the history of Dongli.
Become the biggest laughing stock of the whole Dongli country. Humiliated, she jumped into the lotus pond.
Open your eyes again, and change the cowardice of the past. Between the eyebrows of Leng Yan Guanghua, she is not the original one-
The wedding reception didn't wait for the groom, but for a well-planned siege.
Bai Qian, a genius of 2 1 century, was spoiled, capsized in the gutter and died under the gun of her new husband.
Opening her eyes again, her soul entered Feng Hongluan, the first straw bag waste in Dongli, an ethereal and beautiful body.
And the owner of this body is still an illegitimate daughter who is not close to her father. Her mother died young and was bullied by her aunt and sisters-
What happened to that ordinary girl? An ordinary woman is not a person? So an ordinary girl can be humiliated?
Someone has the heart to abandon a woman with beautiful shoes like ours. Could it ruin the flowers? That man is blind?
That man is blind as hell. He just divorced her and is going to marry her sister?
Shit! Bai Qian swear, past lives, two accounts together, must be that bitch don't even know how to die.
Ordinary girl! But this is not the case.
Her identity was originally the first daughter. My father downgraded my wife's identity to a concubine, and she changed from the first daughter to an ordinary daughter.
The first beauty in Dongli country is actually not a straw bag waste, but a woman with poetic spirit. Waste is just an appearance-
When the veil was lifted, the man was surprised and gorgeous. Our capital was full of nosy people.
Then turned upside down, fisheye turned into pearls, and people who looked down on her before were dumbfounded-
Ten evil princesses
"Miss Ren Jiaer threw herself into the river ...! "
Up and down the capital, suddenly boiling, restaurants, teahouses, theaters, brothels, streets, all buzzing.
Speaking of these two young ladies, don't say that the capital is in Shandong.
The man shook his head, the woman sneered, and everyone applauded: such a sex maniac, such an ugly girl, such an evil girl, died well, died well!
As we all know, Miss Ren Jiaer-a dirty lie, stupid as a pig, ugly as a ghost, a lecherous, met a handsome man, drooled like a waterfall, was ruthless, committed adultery and committed all kinds of evils, such a stupid, stupid, poisonous and evil daughter, had an engagement with the jade king who is now well proportioned in Yushu. What a greedy thing!
Fortunately, the nymphomaniac was ashamed and jumped into the river. Very good, very good!
*
When the infatuation fades, when the ugly face becomes beautiful, the world is shocked, swans spread their wings, phoenixes fly into the sky, and the world is dazzling, only me!
Whose heart do you regret?
Whose feelings are you hurting?
*
Wonderful little theater 1
"You want to get your pledge back and break off your marriage!" A woman's eyes narrowed into a line, and she smiled diligently. Holding a golden abacus in one hand, she fiddled with it quickly in the other: "keepsake storage fee12,000 yuan, youth loss fee of 22,000 yuan, body loss fee of 32,000 yuan, mental damage compensation 42,000 yuan and mental damage compensation 52,000 yuan. No more or less than 152,000. "
The woman smiled deeply and held out her white palm: "Take 150,000, take away the token, and pay the goods in full!"
What is Yu Wang? This report is amazing. Don't give her a man who judges a book by its cover!
Wonderful little theater 2
Under the peach tree, a man and a woman raised their glasses and drank together.
"You want to marry me?" The woman looked at the man who was famous for being abnormal and smiled faintly: "Dowry geometry?"
An ugly girl marrying a pervert sounds good!
"pour the country and hire!" A man's voice is as clear as a clear spring, without a trace of legendary hostility.
"Well ..." The woman thought for a moment: "Then go to my house and propose!"
"Very good." The man's tone is very happy.
The woman flew away.
The man suddenly shouted, "So … you have to tell me who you married?"
The woman chuckled and rang like a silver bell: "I am heinous, and Ren Qingfeng, the ugliest woman in the world!"
…
This article is one to one. Woman violence, man violence. She is by no means a kind person. She is headstrong, headstrong. She refused to discuss through three views and didn't like detours. Hello, everyone, I'm fine!
Su Yan Yan Tianxia: Director of the Secret Service.
Prostitute? Scrap? Hum! She has never been a weak person, and you can be easily erased by a sneer. This is cold and cheerless, a female agent who died in 2 1 century, a woman as cold as her name, who once crossed over and came to this fantasy continent with martial arts as its respect! If you are not strong enough, don't be arrogant in front of me, even if you are a god!
The following story is not about time travel, but about a woman who was reborn after a tragic death a few years ago.
The first daughter born again is the crazy queen.
Strong woman+rebirth+pet literature+house fight one-on-one, strong woman and strong man are stronger, join hands!
Once the door is sealed, the whole world envies it. I don't know that the gentlest happiness leads to the cruelest tragedy.
Her father, who loved her in every way, turned a blind eye to her request for help! ! My husband, who made an everlasting vow, brutally killed the child in her womb! ! My sister, who was dedicated to guarding her, took her husband away with a smile and forced her to death! !
She, Huang, swears by blood that if there is an afterlife, she will insist that they cannot live and beg for death! ! ! Give it to her and pay it back a hundred times! ! !
Father pretends to be infatuated? ! Then unmask him and ruin his reputation!
Sister Shu pretends to be noble? ! Then expose her identity and make her feel ashamed!
Husband pretending to be affectionate? ! Then expose his tricks and catch him off guard!
Ordinary girls pretend to be weak? ! Then tear off her disguise and let her live forever!
Fragment (1)
Shu Mei pointed to the unfortunate disfigured anonymous and asked with a charming smile, "Your Highness, which do you think is more beautiful, my sister or me?"
A male eyebrows a pick, noncommittally.
My sister made a pathetic gesture and continued to ask, "Why didn't your highness answer?"
A man touched his chin, gave an upside-down smile and hooked his lips. "This temple just feels that people who are not at the same level can't compare."
My sister's eyes flashed a smug smile, but she pretended to be gentle. "Your Highness will be sad to hear that."
O, the man peach eyes flow, lazy replied, "this temple also don't want to harm people. But you really don't deserve to compare with my son! "
Sister's face changed greatly, ashamed and angry. Anonymous lip corner overflowed with a little smile. Los Angeles, do you really think every man is so shallow? !
Fragment (2)
John doe is angry with a man. No food, no sleep.
A baby's watery eyes opened wide, and the milk whispered, "Mom, have a bite!" "
"Don't eat!" Anonymous didn't good the spirit should way.
Undaunted, a baby continued, "Go to bed, Mom!" "
"Don't sleep!" Anonymous continued to say firmly.
Didn't hear the girl continue to talk, anonymous turned and asked, "Luo Jun, what are you trying to say? ! "
"Raul is afraid that her mother will not eat or sleep. In the future, other women will eat and sleep with her mother, and maybe even beat Raul! " A wretched said piteously.
"Yu! How dare you! " John Doe growled and went out, leaving a miserable man sitting giggling with sly eyes.
Strong woman+rebirth+pet literature+house fight one-on-one, strong woman and strong man are stronger, join hands!
Once the door is sealed, the whole world envies it. I don't know that the gentlest happiness leads to the cruelest tragedy.
Her father, who loved her in every way, turned a blind eye to her request for help! ! My husband, who made an everlasting vow, brutally killed the child in her womb! ! My sister, who was dedicated to guarding her, took her husband away with a smile and forced her to death! !
She, Huang, swears by blood that if there is an afterlife, she will insist that they cannot live and beg for death! ! ! Give it to her and pay it back a hundred times! ! !
Father pretends to be infatuated? ! Then unmask him and ruin his reputation!
Sister Shu pretends to be noble? ! Then expose her identity and make her feel ashamed!
Husband pretending to be affectionate? ! Then expose his tricks and catch him off guard!
Ordinary girls pretend to be weak? ! Then tear off her disguise and let her live forever!
Fragment (1)
Shu Mei pointed to the unfortunate disfigured anonymous and asked with a charming smile, "Your Highness, which do you think is more beautiful, my sister or me?"
A male eyebrows a pick, noncommittally.
My sister made a pathetic gesture and continued to ask, "Why didn't your highness answer?"
A man touched his chin, gave an upside-down smile and hooked his lips. "This temple just feels that people who are not at the same level can't compare."
My sister's eyes flashed a smug smile, but she pretended to be gentle. "Your Highness will be sad to hear that."
O, the man peach eyes flow, lazy replied, "this temple also don't want to harm people. But you really don't deserve to compare with my son! "
Sister's face changed greatly, ashamed and angry. Anonymous lip corner overflowed with a little smile. Los Angeles, do you really think every man is so shallow? !
Fragment (2)
John doe is angry with a man. No food, no sleep.
A baby's watery eyes opened wide, and the milk whispered, "Mom, have a bite!" "
"Don't eat!" Anonymous didn't good the spirit should way.
Undaunted, a baby continued, "Go to bed, Mom!" "
"Don't sleep!" Anonymous continued to say firmly.
Didn't hear the girl continue to talk, anonymous turned and asked, "Luo Jun, what are you trying to say? ! "
"Raul is afraid that her mother will not eat or sleep. In the future, other women will eat and sleep with her mother, and maybe even beat Raul! " A wretched said piteously.
"Yu! How dare you! " John Doe roared out, leaving a miserable sitting giggling with sly eyes.
Agent Princess: I won't marry an evil king.
Once crossing, I almost ran into a prince with a black belly. A prince with a black belly made a rare act of kindness and saved her, so she also helped kill several people.
A black belly despised: How many did you kill?
Smile and suddenly realize: well, she is wrong. She killed dozens of people conveniently, and since then she has forged a lifelong love with him.
Destined love? Some black eyes narrowed slightly and there was a dangerous light in their eyes.
Someone laughed and was surprised. Because he had just been wiped clean after eating several times, he was unable to resist all over, so he had to change his mind: this is not doomed love, but a beautiful marriage that is difficult to untie from now on.
A lifetime? Some licked their lips with black bellies, others smiled and were afraid. They pulled the quilt and changed their minds: it was not a lifetime, but a good marriage that was difficult to solve with him for generations.
A black belly turned around with satisfaction and let people prepare dinner. Only when she is full can he "eat".
Smile and gnash your teeth at the back of a black belly, growling silently: you are a black belly. I've had enough of being pushed around by you all my life. You still want to live forever. I will be a man in my next life, crush you, crush you, crush you! Barabarabara ......
first part
Cloud smiled at the man in black who stared at the silver pistol in her hand in horror, and her red lips slightly evoked an evil smile: "Dear friends, don't be afraid. The weapon hidden in my hand is called a pistol, and it won't hurt very much if it hits me. Close your eyes and I'll take you to Yamaraja Hall. "
Evil Wang Weiwei frowned. It seems that you don't have to be a fairy to come down to earth, but a witch can go to heaven.
the second part
When I woke up in the morning, the evil king's low and sexy voice was tempting, and his dark eyes were full of tenderness. "Gently, our children have been two months. Should you marry me? "
"It doesn't matter if the child is two months. I won't marry a child of twenty. " Cloud giggled, yawned and fell asleep.
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