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Why? Why can I get shot lying down?
In daily life and on the internet, the exposure rate of being shot while lying down is very high. Then lying down and being shot also expressed a helpless self-deprecating mood of the parties. It basically means hurting the innocent. A clip from Stephen Chow's movie Truant was later widely used by other communities and forums on the Internet. I was shot while lying down. It's a line from Stephen Chow's movie Truant. At that time, in the fierce battle between the two sides, someone pretended to be dead, and then a soldier waved his gun to the ground in the middle of pretending to be dead. So there is a classic line: "Holy shit! You can get shot when you lie down! " One day, my sister asked my mother: am I beautiful? Mom is ugly! My sister began to fight back: Mom is so stupid. You should praise me for my beauty, because I was born to you. Praise me for being beautiful is praise you for being beautiful. Mom said quietly: you follow dad! ~ ~ ~ Dad was shot while lying down. 2. Because I have sensitive skin, I recently got angry and my face got angry. Today, I took the bus, and a child in the bus didn't listen to his mother and moved. And his mother said, are you sitting still? Your face is as long as that brother. I didn't want to. I fucking pissed you off. Me! . Damn it, you got shot lying down! This is not GC. GC: I put up with everything the child said. The child said, it's the same as mom washing her face at night. Everyone next to him laughed until he hurt himself. His mother's face is green. 3. The weather is very cold. My mother is going out, wearing thick clothes. Father teased and said, "Look at you, dressed like a mother bear." My mother was unhappy and said, "Look at you, you look like a father bear." After listening, I went back to my room silently, so much for lying down ... I collected more relevant information and posted the task on Yipin Witkey.
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