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Please give me some words about confession, love, breakup, and warning to your girlfriend.
1. Because of you, everyone else has become a makeshift. . .
2. If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world!
1. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.
2. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and become my wife!
3. The rose is yours; the chocolate is yours; the diamond ring is yours; you are mine.
4. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand dryness, but poplars can; not every pig can receive text messages, But you did it; not everyone likes pigs, but I did it
5. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you When I wake up, I am hollow!
6. Now every day when I wake up and open my eyes, I see your sunshine-like smile on my mobile phone. I really want to see the first thing I see when I wake up one day. What touches is your real sleeping face as sweet as a flower...
7. My dear, I have bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the next life. Please abide by the eternal rules when getting on the bus! People and their hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don’t jump off the bus midway! I hope we can love each other forever! Never Separate
8. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply to this message, you want to marry me. If you don’t reply, you will agree to marry me. If you modify it, you will die. If you save my people, they will belong to me in the next life.
9. If possible, I would rather be a child, standing in front of you with empty hands, expecting your mercy; if possible, I would rather be a beggar, from now on When I pass by your door, I long for my empty bowl to be filled with your love.
10. Your hesitation period has passed, don’t be half-hearted! From today on, only gentleness and consideration are allowed, no tyranny is allowed; only love is allowed, no hatred is allowed; only laughter is allowed, no crying is allowed.
11. I am your little puppy, and you are my little bones. Even if they fall into the smelly ditch, I will pick them up and carry them away.
12. I met you among millions of people, met you in millions of years, not a step too early, not a step too late, I just caught up with you, all I could do was ask softly: "Hey~! Zhutou! Can you be my girlfriend?"
13. Don’t tell your boyfriend to get lost, you can’t afford it
14. I have never loved you, don’t waste time, break up
15. You have never been among my recent contacts in QQ, what else is there to say, goodbye
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