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Choose a new friend and be brief.

1, whose new love is not someone else's old love, someone will always be a substitute.

2, two male turtles fight, the most ruthless trick is to turn the other side over.

When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

4, keep one or two small shortcomings, it doesn't matter if you don't change until you die, that's what you love.

We always seem to miss it. But I really like this kind of missing.

6. Text control. I hate it when someone suddenly doesn't talk to me or tell me why.

7. Can you touch your conscience when you say you love me?

8. Why did you break your word when I begged you like that?

9. I really want to throw those thoughts into my head.

10, it's not easy for two people to meet on earth, but I'm still grateful if I can't be your lover.

1 1. Take care of yourself and take care of you for me.

13, things to do will always find time and opportunity; There is always an excuse for not doing anything.

14, if you choose the end of hell, then I will fall with you.

15, only the fakes are real, and the others are fake!

Whose new love is not someone else's old love, just take it easy.

1. Really love someone, not together. However, as long as you live better than me. ......

2. If you have to love, why ask if it is worth it?

Do you think I will laugh it off? Do you think I am invulnerable? Sorry, I'm not that good. Please don't expect me to be strong, okay?

It is obviously better to understand this truth earlier.

5, the wine that does not fade the truth, the hand that does not miss. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

6. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

I can't solve all the problems. When I get lost, I need someone to take me back.

8. Will you suddenly appear in the coffee shop on the opposite corner?

9. Whoever's new love is not someone else's old love, just take it easy.

10, I wonder what happened? I miss you very much.

1 1. If you succeed in the future, you will thank those who are working hard now.

12, when I say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

Love says: whose new love is not someone else's old love, you should take it easy.

1. Really love someone, not together. However, as long as you live better than me. ......

2. If you have to love, why ask if it is worth it?

Do you think I will laugh it off? Do you think I am invulnerable? Sorry, I'm not that good. Please don't expect me to be strong, okay?

It is obviously better to understand this truth earlier.

5, the wine that does not fade the truth, the hand that does not miss. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

6. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

I can't solve all the problems. When I get lost, I need someone to take me back.

8. Will you suddenly appear in the coffee shop on the opposite corner?

9. Whoever's new love is not someone else's old love, just take it easy.

10, I wonder what happened? I miss you very much.

1 1. If you succeed in the future, you will thank those who are working hard now.

12, when I say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

Personality mood phrases about new love and old love

1. Go forward and plant flowers all the way, because you will never go the same way again.

There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

3. When chatting, did you quietly delete your typing and wait quietly because you saw the other person's "typing ..."?

4. When everyone is born. They are all original. Unfortunately, many of them later became pirated.

5. In foreign countries, ideas and talents are king, while at home, relationships and flattery can run rampant.

6. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

7. It is more difficult to find an avatar than an object now.

8. It's not important for the God of Wealth to open the door. The key is whether I open the door for him.

9. Ask what the world is, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

10. Although we have been apart for so many years, I still want you to know that even though time flies, I still love you in my heart as always.

1 1. It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him.

12, how do you say you are long? Your face is very low. Seeing your face can exercise my courage. When you are lonely and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, you can cut it, you can cut it with a small knife, and you can vent yourself and shout loudly, "I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!" " !

13. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

14, your new love is still someone else's whore.

15, get up in the morning, sneak a look at my roommate's bed, as long as one is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep.

16, good sister, I don't care if you betray me. Sister's harvest is to see you clearly.

17, true friendship is the same as health. When you lose it, you can find its value.

18, from the age of 26 to the age of 30, is a difficult period of life: taking on more and more responsibilities, holding a salary that doesn't match the workload, weighing career and feelings hard, and reluctantly establishing contacts. But you have to stick to it, God will only give us a hurdle to get on with it.

19, when couples are full of streets, singles are the most popular.

20. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

In June 1 and June 14, how many people lied to others with sweet words, and in April 1, how many men and women told the truth under the pretext of joking.

22. It's strange to read a word for a long time. Lonely for a long time ...

23. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

24. Gender: male, hobby: female

25. I don't collect junk, so I can't let you be on call.