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A real warrior dares to face his own face.

1. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still follow you.

2. Persisting in anything for ten years is an unparalleled beauty in itself.

If you forget my name and my face, please don't forget that I am a passer-by in your life.

4. A real warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

In addition to yesterday, unscrupulous rights disappeared. If you live up to nothing, you will live up to your youth.

6. Am I used to being happy, so when I tell you my sadness, you always think I'm teasing you?

7. If it is deleted, the network speed will be much faster.

8. Remember, don't have a hard time with the past, and don't confuse it with Zeng Zong.

9. Everyone likes to find a daughter-in-law who is not good at math, because she is not too much and doesn't have so much thought.

10, the clown cried, but you thought he was laughing. .

1 1, "Three seconds of photo time was bought with six years of friendship."

12, don't invade our lover.

13, our classroom is warm without air conditioning in winter, because everyone is together.

14, love is so short. Forget it. Bye.

15, I am most afraid that one day there will be only traces of your existence in my life, but there will be no more you.

17, [You shot me in the heart]

If my life is a joke, you are the only truth in my life.

19, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

20. Give me two more minutes to freeze my memory.

QQ is in a funny mood, really fierce, and dares to face her face without makeup.

A really powerful woman dares to face her face without makeup.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

Only when there is a long queue can we really realize that we are "descendants of the dragon"

Looks determine fate, no wonder my fate is so bumpy.

Some things are beyond our control, only ourselves.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

I'm ugly, and I'm not going to be gentle.

Because your space is too personal, Tencent's server crashed and the content can't be displayed for the time being.

I will be a koala in my next life, sleeping for 20 hours, eating for 2 hours and being in a daze for 2 hours every day. This is the perfect life ~

Just one word, I will only say it once!

The lyrics of a children's song with complicated relationship and chaotic logic: "When the camera is on, the dinosaur smiles at me and the beauty says fuck, why are you wearing a condom?"

You are often absent when you need it, and you will not be needed in the future.

When people are sad, they can't stop crying no matter how happy they are.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

I was very unhappy when I weighed myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I climbed the wrong wall.

Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

I came quietly, walked quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.

Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

You ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, and his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

Some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

Advertising is telling others that money can still be spent like this.

Before words go out, you are the master of words, and after words go out, you become the slave of words.

Alma mater is a place where people often swear, but they are not allowed to be scolded by others.

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

I am poor, please don't rob the tomb.

Everyone is an independent individual, and no one can live without him.

You can love, you can hate, you can't be careless.

As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line.

God, my clothes have lost weight again.

Tongue and teeth have cooperated for decades, and occasionally they are bitten by teeth, not to mention others.

One side effect of success is to think that the past practices are also applicable to the future.

Come out to hang out, sooner or later, you will step on shit.

Only by constantly despising the compromised self can we adhere to the principle of being a man.

The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

This sentence about real soldiers

The real warrior dares to face the bleak life and the dripping blood. However, nature is often designed for mediocrity. With the passage of time, the old traces are washed away, and the survivors will vaguely see a faint hope in the red blood; If you are really brave, you will be more excited and go forward.

This sentence about real soldiers

First, real warriors dare to face burnt hair, especially last year. Unfortunately, my face value.

Second, the real warrior who went out to eat on a snowy day, and the little cute I piled up for three hours.

Third, there is a fascination with spitting. A truly brave person dares to face himself and enjoy spitting. After dinner, everyone is a master of fancy spit, colorful and communicative; After another wave of scandals, I was both excited and hurt.

Fourthly, I want to laugh at those emotional memories, but I find that there are few words that can be described except the direct description of sincerely feeding the dog. A truly brave person dares to face the bloody reality. I want to tell you loudly: bitch.

Fifth, real warriors dare to take pictures with the front camera but dare not show their faces.

6. How brave! Dare to watch food programs at four in the morning.

Seven, the real warrior, dare to jump forward.

Eight, really brave, dare to preview and review the statistics of the last three days.

Nine, the real warrior will move forward more vigorously.

Ten, if you are alive, you will vaguely see a faint hope in the reddish blood; If you are really brave, you will be more excited and go forward.

Eleven, really brave, dare to face the bleak life, hide to hide, what a scandal. Now, some patriotic fans who are burning with passion are clamoring for China Football Association to simply quit the AFC and find another job. This kind of thinking is really hard to say how good they are. Strike while the iron is hot. With the gap between us now, we can get what we want there. Even if I go to Oceania, I will definitely beat New Zealand and take away 0.5 qualifying places.

Twelve, really brave, dare to sleep in a room with my mother, and dare to stay up late to play mobile phones?

A real warrior can bask in the sun with bare arms in winter.

Fourteen, really brave, dare to face the cold wind! I just recovered, and if it's okay, you'll be blind.

At the end of the film, I seem to see the history. Great women, real soldiers.

Sixteen, I thought those heroes who died young were far away from us; Now that I think about it, it's just that at our age, we are really brave and dare to face up to dripping blood; Salute the hero!

17. Mr. Lu Xun said: A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and the dripping blood. A really good investor also needs a strong nerve and a huge heart that doesn't know what fear is. Because they are doing a job that may ruin themselves at any time.

Eighteen, C Ronaldo spilled blood on the court! Really brave, dare to face up to the bleak life, dare to look straight at the dripping blood! !

Nineteen, the so-called hero, refers to the condescending, is for the sake of others' everything, even if you have great grievances, even if everything is unfair, but what can you do? ! Keep an unwilling heart, maybe it's snow now, but it won't let go of its grievances. Really brave, dare to face a bleak life, dare to face dripping blood.

Twenty, the opposite looks like Mrs. Li, who is hazy and fluorescent. At this time, she is still rushing to write a paper in bed. Really, Qu Yuan, a contemporary hero. Her horse has not been remembered.

Twenty-one, really brave, dare to face the bleak GEM, dare to face the bright red SSE 50. It was written by Lu Xun.

Twenty-two, the real warrior will never be timid. If he is timid once in a while, his eyes will still glow as long as he opens a bottle of coke to suppress his shock.

Twenty-three, after calculation, brother Zhibo will be full-time until he is 30 years old. He is really brave and really rich.

Twenty-four, too self-deception, false intimacy, false diligence, false thinking. Only true warriors dare to face real life.

Twenty-five, Mr. Lu Xun said: It's really brave, dare to face the inner meanness and unbearable.

Twenty-six, really brave, dare to face the rime of the worse gate.

Irony phrases, really pretending, dare to face your cheekiness.

In life, everyone is an actor, and those who pretend to be B are just the best among them.

God arranged for me to be an affectionate person and met countless heartless people, so I finally honed myself into a promiscuous person. Others are loved by everyone, and I am loved by everyone.

Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill all over the floor!

Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.

Really pretend to force, dare to face his face without thickness.

I really want to play Hennessy XO in the street with a pair of shoes and a thermos bottle every day.

The world is big, a bed is small, and the two people in the bed used to be very good, but they can't be old.

There are so many friends and countless heroes in the country. I am a clever old man. I want to do it, but I can't. I expect a 34-degree hug. This requirement is obviously too high.

Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and Niu B works overtime to knock on the computer.

My heart doesn't follow love, but I agree to spend the night.

Sudan red has a ten-year incubation period, and the freedom to eat this wedding cake will soon be gone.

Some people say that I don't talk to her on QQ. How could I? As long as you don't mate, how to communicate will do.

Feelings are a scam, and I'm an undercover at best.

I envy her so much. You can go to a nightclub after the injury. I envy him so much. I can soak three after the injury.

It's strange for women. They know everything they shouldn't know. They don't know what they should know.

Brother is a legend, don't ask me which unit I work in.

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

I am not lonely, because I have a lonely BBS to accompany me.

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can't help man show.

Dude's psychological quality is as good as no psychological quality.

Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

When I look up at the sky alone, I don't want to find anything. I am just lonely.

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

Facts have proved that feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

Long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls who like to mix BBS, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

There is a petty bourgeoisie mind, an angry upper body, a punk lower body and a Gothic mind. -These are four new people in the new era.

The bombarded head is also combed by lightning.

Marriage is to put cotton-padded clothes on freedom. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.