The Humor of God of Wealth: A Short Sentence

The humor of the God of Wealth is as follows:

1, God of Wealth, when can your old man come to my house? You know all my keys, right?

2. God of Wealth, do you think this cash cow of my family is not bad?

I don't want lucky money this Spring Festival. Can I change it into a red envelope

God of wealth, you are my last bottom line in this world.

5. Look at me. I work hard and do everything at home. When will such an excellent person get your attention?

6. Do you know what I smell all year round? The smell of poverty!

7. If I were the God of Wealth, I would definitely like myself! Then I must have a pair of golden eyes and know who needs me most!

8. God of Wealth, you are too cold to eat fireworks. I dare to send you a message only during the Spring Festival.

9. Have you forgotten me and your lucky money?

10, God of Wealth, do you know what I look forward to most all the year round? Get rich!

1 1. Do you think I'm stupid? Why did you give me a New Year's resolution and then tell me that there is only a 1% chance to achieve it?

12, you must also think that my present house is too small, right? I think so too!

13, it is said that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear this pain!

14, let me know in advance when your old man will come so that I can get ready. After all, there are not many opportunities to be with you.

15, I work so hard, God of Wealth, you should consider me!