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Mulan joined the army instead of her father.
There was a young girl who was lucky enough to be assigned to a male body because she did all the good things in her last life, and was called to heaven to see the Jade Emperor on the eve of reincarnation. Unexpectedly, the daughter had a conflict with the Jade Emperor. Although she won the appreciation of the Empress Dowager, the Jade Emperor, in a rage, ordered the Yan King to cancel the qualification of the young girl as a male body in this life. The girl was angry and vowed that even as a woman, she could surpass men and get ahead, and the Jade Emperor scoffed.
Commander Hua Arc has three daughters, and his wife is pregnant again. The fortune teller decided that the baby must be a boy, and the husband and wife were ecstatic. Unexpectedly, the day when the melon was ripe, it was another loss-making product ... Mulan was born.
Although Mulan is a daughter, she is lively and brave, which is far from the female image in the society at that time. Her mother is ashamed, but her father Hua has special respect for Mulan. The only thing that made him feel sad and sorry was that Mulan was not a son.
When the Turks invaded, they recruited soldiers in Chaoling, and the name of Hua Arc was also on the list of military books. Mulan couldn't bear to see her father go to war again, and she lost her life in vain. She resolutely disguised herself as a man and left overnight to join the army instead of her father.
The queen mother has been fighting for the rights and interests of women all over the world. Now she bet with the Jade Emperor that if Mulan can prove that women are not worse than men, the Jade Emperor will remove the biggest shackles imposed on women, which is also the chief culprit of women's weakness-pregnancy and childbirth.
In order to increase the odds, the Queen Mother went to Dust privately and ordered Su Qujun, the kitchen god who had been enjoying herself in Huajia's kitchen, to help Mulan. Su Ai is idle and hates working. The boss doesn't want to, but he dare not disobey his orders. Knowing the trick of the Empress Dowager, the Jade Emperor put the boat down the river and led Su to make waves around Mulan. After Mulan's failure, Sue was promoted.
On the way to report to the Youzhou military camp, Mulan had an argument with General Li Liang, who was in charge of the Youzhou Military Region at that time, and they had a bad feeling towards each other. It turns out that all this is Sue's fault. Although destroyed by Kitchen God, Mulan finally won the appreciation of Li Liang with her strong will and real talent. At the same time, Kitchen God gradually paid special respect to Mulan, and later became attached to her. He did not hesitate to gamble on his own fate and secretly helped Mulan from time to time against the wishes of the Jade Emperor. Mulan knew the truth, and she was righteous with the kitchen god, and vowed to give a sigh of relief to women all over the world with her own skills. Seeing that Mulan's ambition is higher than the sky, Kitchen God is even more infatuated with her.
Hua Mulan is smart and brave. Li Liang intends to actively train Hua Mulan to become a general, but Hua Mulan misunderstood his intention to retaliate and tried to fight back. The feelings between them grew rapidly unconsciously. Mulan's affection for Li Liang is getting deeper and deeper, but in view of her position, love is hard to open in her heart. Li Liang also had a subtle feeling for Mulan. He mistakenly thought that he had broken his sleeve and split a peach. Besides, Kitchen God prevented them from becoming lovers. He made trouble from the past, tried to get Li Liang married as soon as possible, and joked.
Kitchen God finally understands that Xianfan is different, but she only likes to hide in her heart, pretending to be Mulan's "best friend" and becoming her love consultant, but she is jealous from time to time.
Li Chong has the most powerful military force in the world, but the emperor has doubts. He was worried that Li Chong would be too big to kill the enemy and pose a threat to his dynasty. Therefore, he sent Prince Yong Yang to supervise the army. And use this to boost morale and increase the reputation of the prince.
Yong Yang's character is generous, and military expenditure has soared. The emperor quickly sent his second son, Yang, who was famous for his frugality, to correct this situation. Unexpectedly, Yang Guang was determined to seize power, not stop it. He encouraged his younger brother to intensify his efforts, and the emperor became more and more unwilling to use it.
Yang Guangzhi knew that both Li Chong and Li Liang were supporters of the prince, which was a great threat to his attempt to seize power, that is, by secretly trying to crack down.
Li Chong lost to the Turks and was shot dead by random arrows. Li Liang almost died, too. Collaborate with others and suppress the liquidation of the Li family. Liang was despised, suffering from the apathy of the world and depressed. Fortunately, Mulan inspired them to try again and finally defeated the Turkish army together with Mulan.
Mulan shocked the world and the Turks were frightened. The emperor wanted to make him a knight as a reward. Mulan despises fame and only wants to take off her armor and return home. When the emperor saw that Mulan refused to take credit, he regarded wealth as a cloud and admired it very much. He wants to recruit her as Xu.
Mulan's daughter's identity was finally exposed, and it was widely publicized that she would be punished for cheating the monarch.
Li Liang and Mulan fled overnight, and the Kitchen God also put a spell on them. The emperor finally pardoned Mulan, but he wanted Mulan to be a crown princess to control the dissolute prince.
Kitchen God has been preventing Mulan and Li Liang from becoming lovers, but the Queen's proposal just broke them up. Unexpectedly, he found that the life span of the prince was too long, and his own life span was not long. He wanted to destroy the prince for Mulan's happiness. ...
Li Liang and Mulan, the lovers, went through various twists and turns and finally got what they wanted. Kitchen God envied and envied Li Liang and worried about Mulan. On their wedding night, he taught a couple to laugh and cry.
On the other hand, when the Jade Emperor learned that Kitchen God "betrayed" him, he flew into a rage and ordered to kill Kitchen God in the future. Li Liang Mulan had to come to the rescue, and a wedding night was spent in chaos. ...
On the night Mulan and Liang got married, Sue was injured. When she recovered from her injury, she found that she lost her skills and became a mortal.
Bright mother has always regarded her aunt and nephew as future daughters-in-law. When she learned that her son was married to Lan, she was very unhappy. When I went to Beijing to visit my daughter-in-law, I was even more unhappy when I found that Lan was more famous than her son.
Bright mother forced to shake her husband's program, bright is to reassure her mother. She staged a wife's praise with Lan, but Lan's mother took her to court. Later, she ordered Liang to kneel down and apologize to Lan. She was furious, but she didn't dare to disobey, and she hated Lan very much.
Sue was banished to the mortal world, and she was helpless. Because of friendship, Lan had to take full care of Sue, and then simply took Sue to live in the yamen as a righteous brother.
Cousin Liang wanted to marry Liang since she was a child, so she added fuel to the fire around her mother, making the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law worse. Cousin and Sue are even more incompatible and quarrel from time to time.
The Turks were defeated and there was no war for the time being. One day, the emperor ordered several generals, and each general recruited a batch of new soldiers. In the future, the leader of the winner group was promoted to marshal, and Liang and Lan were selected.
Lan's recruitment group was quite impressed, because although everyone admired Lan, under her command, the men felt humiliated and Lan felt disheartened. Sue encouraged them to make up as much as possible.
Lan trained 10 people, all of whom were greedy. The conditions in the Soviet Union are good, but they are useless. Later, it was discovered that the last chess piece was actually a cousin disguised as a man, intending to destroy it. Sue and others were laughed at by other teams, and finally tried, and worked hard alone. My cousin has a team career, and Lan Zhi is respected on the surface. There is still a lot of sexism behind it, and she also practices angrily, hoping to fight for women. When practicing hard, Sue and her cousin supported each other and unconsciously planted special feelings.
At the beginning of the game, Lan defeated his opponents one by one, which greatly improved his morale. The recruits trained on the other side also advanced, and finally ordered a decisive battle with Lan's team. Lan and Liang ran a race. Lan wants to make concessions to each other, and Liang also sees the mystery. He told Lan that what he wanted was a fair game. Lan changed sides and won.
The emperor awarded the position of marshal, but Lan declined. As a result, she became the first female marshal.
Liang Ben is bent on being a marshal. Although the defeat is glorious, under the gossip of everyone, Liang feels that he is ambitious and difficult to stretch. Liang's mother knew that Liang was depressed and deliberately created opportunities for Liang to get along with her cousin alone, but her cousin seemed to have other worries and was alert to whether she fell in love with Sue.
The Turks are back, and the emperor is very worried about the commander in chief. Yong believes that Lan is both a marshal and a commander-in-chief, while it is widely believed that man should be the commander-in-chief of the army. Therefore, the queen appointed Lan, and Guang immediately changed her mind, saying that Lan was a rare general.
Lan was in command, and Liang was appointed as a forward general, but Liang's mother was unhappy. Lan replaced Liang with a logistics general, but Liang was not happy. He thinks Lan is deliberately letting himself fall off the shelf, and Lan is in a dilemma. Liang is of his own choice and is willing to be a pioneer.
Liang is eager to win, widely supervised by the military, and intends to spread. Liang sent troops without LAN's consent and was defeated. Fortunately, Lan sent troops to rescue in time. Under the wide pressure, Lan punished Liang by military law, and Liang felt greatly humiliated. Light added fuel to the fire in front of Liang, and Liang began to be dissatisfied with Lan.
In order to attack Lan, the good mother begged her cousin to seduce her. If she was pregnant, she would let her cousin be her first wife, but she refused. Liangmu hopes to cook raw rice into mature rice. Fortunately, Sue found out in time so as not to make a big mistake. After the first world war, my cousin Su Yu also showed the love of both sides, and they reconciled their differences.
Many brave generals in the army suddenly died for no reason, and the emperor ordered Lan and Liang to trace the cause of death. They looked for it in many ways, and there was nothing unusual. The emperor only thought they were brave generals.
Liang accompanied his mother into ecstasy and was bitten by a poisonous snake. In the blink of an eye, the poison was used up. Fortunately, a woman sucked the snake venom out of her calf, and Liang turned the corner, but the woman was unconscious. Liang and the woman were sent to the mansion, and everyone regarded them as Liang's savior. This woman claims to be Zhuang, and her life experience is very poor.
After the money was healed, Lan wanted to give her 1,200 gold to go back to her hometown. Liang's mother refused and kindly left her. I don't have any plans in mind. I hope that in the future, I will marry Liang as a flat wife to defeat Lan's arrogance. My mother will speak frankly about her wishes, and money seems to silently agree to this arrangement. As Liang and Qian get along more and more, I deeply feel that Qian and Lan are completely different types of women, and Liang began to have feelings for money.
On the other hand, money's attentions to Yong seemed to be greatly influenced, and Yong told the emperor that he wanted to marry money. Unexpectedly, Qian hanged himself, refused to marry, and was finally rescued.
The emperor and queen were furious when they learned about this and called the money into the palace. Qian cried that he was forced to get married forever and would rather die than surrender. The emperor and queen were furious, denounced the absurdity of Yong, and moved Yong out of the capital to think, which was full of joy.
Liang and her mother decided that money refused to get married because she loved Liang, and she was even more grateful. Liang privately promised the money. When the prince's proposal was abandoned, they formally showed their cards to Lan and married the money.
Sue and her cousin wanted to investigate Qian's life, but a fire broke out in the military granary. Sue neglected her duty and was imprisoned. Her cousin continued to investigate, but suddenly she got a strange disease and was locked in the woodshed.
It turned out that Qian was a person who invited to alienate Yong and promote the friendship and affection between Yong and the queen. At this time, it is generally believed that the money has been completed and you can leave your job on your own. In fact, money has another identity. She is a Turkish princess. The purpose of this trip is to assassinate the general in North Korea and obtain a map of the imperial garrison so that the Turkish army can March in the future.
Su Zhi's cousin was suspected of suffering from a strange disease and decided to escape from prison. The emperor was furious and ordered Sue to be beheaded. Lan had to delay, hoping to find the real murderer and let Sue go. Lan wanted to explain to Liang that money was not simple, but Liang pointed out that Lan was out of jealousy. At this time, Lan knew that Liang was going to marry Qian, and Lan was angry. The two broke up in discord.
On the day of Liang's concubinage, it was the time when Sue asked. Lan was very painful, but she didn't know that the clues of the sudden death of several generals that she accidentally discovered before were actually related to money. Lan consulted Liang, who thought Lan was still jealous of money and deliberately slandered him.
Lan stole the day to rescue Sue from the execution ground. At the same time, Qian has planted the Turkic killer in the house, ready to kill all the dignitaries at the wedding banquet. Lan and Sue arrived and rescued everyone. Qian kidnapped Liang and ran away, but Lan followed him to the headquarters of the Turkic killer, but Liang's people had found him. Fang knew that Liang doubted money earlier than himself, hoping to go deep into the tiger's den and go straight to Huanglong. Who knows that Liang underestimated the martial arts of Qian and was killed by Lan as soon as he met him. Liang took the opportunity to kill Qian and disintegrated the Turkic killer group.
The orchid is in her palm, and she guards the bedside day and night, showing her love. The bright mother finally realizes that she is wrong. Lan's injury has not improved, and Sue can't stand it. She bowed to heaven, and finally her mother appeared and promised to take all the gods to heaven to ask the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor also believed that Lan had made contributions to the people of the country, and he was allowed to prolong his life. Lan really woke up, and Sue did enough good things. Could have returned to the fairy home, but Sue gave up her cousin and was willing to be a mortal.
Prince Guang, disrespecting Lan Liang, resigned.
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