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Will it "smell a dog barking in a deep alley, women will be shocked to feel that they are not qualified, and their husbands will talk nonsense?" After a while, the child woke up and cried. My husband
Will it "smell a dog barking in a deep alley, women will be shocked to feel that they are not qualified, and their husbands will talk nonsense?" After a while, the child woke up and cried. My husband is awake "is changed to modern Chinese.
I heard a dog barking in a deep alley in the distance, and then a woman woke up with a yawn and a stretch. She shook her husband and talked about things between husband and wife. My husband was talking in his sleep, but he didn't promise her at first. The woman kept shaking him, so their voices gradually mixed together and the bed made a "chug" sound. After a while, the child woke up and burst into tears. The husband asked his wife to comfort the child to eat milk, the child cried with his nipple, and the woman hummed to coax him. Husbands get up to pee, and women get up to pee with their children in their arms. Another big child in bed woke up and nagged loudly. At this time, the woman patted the child's voice with her hand, hummed the voice of coaxing the child, the child cried with a nipple, the voice of the older child just waking up, the voice of the bed, the voice of the husband scolding the older child, the voice of peeing in the bottle, the voice of dissolving in the bucket, and all kinds of wonderful effects sounded at the same time. There is not a full house of guests who don't cran their necks, squint their eyes, smile slightly and admire silently, which makes them feel wonderful.
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