Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Detective Conan Text Edition
Detective Conan Text Edition
- File. 1
be laden with misgivings
One day ... Xiao Ai (to Conan): "This was detoxified by APTX4869 with reference to the composition of dried white stems.
The test can last three days this time, but I don't allow you to solve the case in a hurry when you see it, which will disturb you.
People in the organization ... "
Conan: "OK, OK, I know! 』
That evening, Conan called Xiaolan with a voice changer: "Xiaolan, I'm Xinyi, long time no see! 』
Xiaolan (happy face): "Xinyi, are you back?" 』
Shinichi: "Well, that thorny case has come to an end for the time being. I'm going to class tomorrow! 』
Xiaolan: "I'll go to school with you in the morning! 』
Shinichi: "Good! Good Night! Goodbye! 』
-The next morning.
It was a sunny morning. Xiaolan went to school with Xinyi on time, just as they were chatting happily.
At that time, two police cars speeding stopped at the main entrance of Didan High School ... Officer Jiang Mumu (getting off) Xinyi and Xiaolan.
Rushed to the front of the police car ... Shinichi: "Officer Mu Mu, what happened? 』
Officer Mu Mu: "Ah! Kudo! Xiaolan, you are here! It seems that someone hanged himself in your school ... "
Xiaolan: "Huh? ! "(holding a new one)
A group of people walked into the school gate ... ..
1 Building 1 A large number of students and teachers gathered at the door of the classroom. ............................................, a classmate: "Someone really hanged himself.
Murder? 』
Classmate B: "Yes! Come and see for yourself! ! 』
Classmate C (poked around): "I wonder who hanged himself?" 』
Classmate d: "I can't see it! ! 』
Xiaolan (flustered): "Who is it? ! "I'm going to pull a new one to one side ..." New? Shinichi! Are you there? 』
Shinichi (hands up): "Xiaolan, I'm here! At this time, Xinyi has squeezed into the door of Class A of 1 ... Xiaolan (also
How do you run so fast? New Art ... Ah ~ ~ (screaming) ... School ... Principal! ! 』
Shinichi (pulls Xiaolan into the classroom): "Officer Mu Mu, I'm coming! ? I didn't expect this to be the principal ... "
Officer Mu Mu (to other police officers): "You go and get rid of all the students outside, so I can't do it."
The situation ... "
Policemen A, B, C, D and E: "Yes! 』
In five minutes.
Officer Mu Mu (sweating all over): "Alas! There are too many classmates to drive away, but now they are driven away, but they are all over.
Anxious ... happy ... happy ... "
Shinichi (walks to the body and thinks): "Wow! The lamp that the headmaster hangs in front of the blackboard! " At this time, Xiaolan has
I was so scared that I leaned against the wall. Officer ........................ Takagi said, "Officer Mu Mu, the deceased was the current principal, Tian Didan, who died at the age of 55.
The time was around 6 o'clock last night 10, and the cause of death was strangling him with a rope. 』
Shinichi (goes back to the table in front of the corpse and sits down): "Bang! ? Wish you all the best.
穑┱? This is a belt clip! ? Are you handsome?
Officer Mu Mu: "Kudo, what's the matter? 』
Shinichi: "Look (picking up the belt clip) ..."
Officer Mu Mu: "This is a belt clip! How did it fall here? Whose is it? 』
Subject director Boyi Murakami: "Oh! That's the principal's ... he doesn't wear this belt clip when he comes to work every day! 』
Officer Mu Mu (puzzled): "You ... and you are? 』
Director Murakami: "Oh! My name is Hiroichi Murakami, and I am the director of discipline. 』
Shinichi (looking at the fallen chair and lecture table next to the body): "... chair ... lecture table? 』
Officer Mu Mu (nervously): "Shinichi! Did you find anything? 』
Shinichi (hastily): "No ... No! 』
Officer Sato (calmly): "Officer Jiang Mumu, the medical examiner said that the deceased had a small bruise on the back of his right foot ..."
Shinichi (quietly): "There are many doubts? 』
Murder in Xinditan High School -File.2 Suicide or homicide? Police officer: "But according to the situation on the spot,
The deceased should have stood in a chair, strangled his neck with a rope, and then kicked the chair down to commit suicide, right? 』
Shinichi: "But don't you think it's strange? The podium is in front of the podium. Why didn't he stand there?
Talking about suicide on the operating table, but having to move the chair? Besides, why did the belt clip fall in that place? He has a clip every day.
The belt clip, since it was dropped, why didn't you find it? What did the little bruise on the instep do to plant it in that place? 』
Officer Mu Mu: "Didn't the headmaster commit suicide, but he killed him?" 』
Shinichi (nodding straight): "I think so! (Laughter) "
Officer Mu Mu: "Brother Takagi! Go and find out all the teachers who stayed at school after school yesterday! 』
Officer Takagi: "Yes! 』
Xinyi (walking around the lecture table, thinking): "How can there be chalk crumbs?" "Officer Jiang Mumu, I can lift the table.
Get up and have a look? 』
Officer Mu Mu: Oh ... OK! Ask the police to help you, don't destroy the evidence! 』
Shinichi (lifting the desk and thinking about it): "Huh? There are traces of chalk friction ... all the way to the end of the podium.
Edge ... "
Policeman b: "little brother .. did you find anything?" 』
Shinichi (laughs): "No ... it's very valuable! Hey! Put down the desk ... Policeman B: ""
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch. 』
The leader of Guangtian dance costume (angry): "What the hell! I just came to school, he! (Pointing at Officer Takagi) Just
Drag me here! What's going on 』
Teacher Sheng Jun Miyano: "Yes! I only ate half of my breakfast! 』
Officer Mu Mu (seriously): "Your headmaster, Mr. Tian Tian Di Dan, hanged himself! 』
Teacher Miyano and team leader Hirota (surprised): "What! ! 』
Officer Mu Mu: "You two stayed at school with director Murakami after school yesterday, didn't you? 』
Teacher Miyano: "Oh! No, I went home from school at 5: 30 to get my things, and I didn't come back until 5: 45.
School! 』
Officer Mu Mu: "How can you be so fast? What are you holding? 』
Teacher Miyano: "My family lives near the school, and I can walk there, because I just put it on yesterday morning."
I left the registration form on the table and forgot to bring it to school, so I went home to get it. 』
Officer Mu Mu: "Oh! I see. Are director Murakami and teacher Hirota at school? 』
Hirota leader and Murakami director: "Yes! 』
Officer Mu Mu: "Then let me ask your alibi ..."
Team leader Hirota: "What? ! So you don't suspect that I killed the principal? ! 』
Teacher Miyano: "Yes! We happened to be at school and were suspected! 』
Director Murakami: "That is to say! ! 』
Officer Mu Mu (smiling): "There is no such thing! ? Ha! ? Suppress the emperor's robbery? Vent? Lou. At a loss . Ha! 』
Officer Sato: "Director Murakami, you go first. 』
Director Murakami: "I will get the letter at the school gate before 6 o'clock. Officer Sato: Can anyone prove that you do?
Take? 』
Director Murakami (asking other teachers): "You should have seen me go out and get it back! 』
Teacher Miyano: "I saw him go out, but I didn't see him come back ..."
Team leader Hirota: "Oh, I saw him come back! 』
Officer Sato: "Mr Miyano, you said you didn't see it. Have you gone out? " 』
Teacher Miyano: "I have the convenience of going out to the supermarket opposite the school to buy water and newspapers!" 』
Team leader Hirota: "I just went to the toilet! 』
Officer Mu Mu: "Where is the toilet? 』
Teacher Hirota: "The ladies' room I went to is next door. The ladies' room is at the end of this corridor, while the men's room is at the other end. Male. "
Next to the toilet is the office where the three of us stayed at that time! 』
The murder of Xinditan High School -File.3 The time of committing the crime is new (going to the body): "Hey? Why in the neck?
Are there scratches on the child's back? Still blowing deep? (to himself) ... ""Where did you shave it from? (Look around) ... "
Shinichi (asking the forensic doctor): "Uncle, when did you scratch this scar? Is it around 6 o'clock, too? 』
Forensic doctor: "Yes! Yes! 』
Shinichi (turning to everyone): "Then please tell me when you go out and when you come back!" " ! 』
Teacher Miyano: "I go to the convenience supermarket opposite the school at 6: 05 to buy water and newspapers, at 6: 001/or."
12 came back 』
Director Murakami: "I went to the school gate to get the mail." It takes about 3 minutes to walk from the office to the school gate. I am at 5: 52. "
I went and came back at 6: 07. Because there were many letters, I read them as I walked, so I spent a little time ... "
Officer Mu Mu (impatient): "You've been dragging on too long, haven't you?" ! 』
Director Murakami (angry): "You! What do you mean? 』
Shinichi: "First of all ... don't worry! Where's Hirota, the team leader? 』
Team leader Hirota: "I should go to the toilet at six o'clock on 15 and come back at six twenty ..."
Officer Mu Mu: "Did you see anyone suspicious when you passed this classroom? 』
Team leader Hirota: "Who will pay attention to this classroom? I didn't know this would happen! 』
Officer Sato: "Then each of you has time to commit crimes! 』
Director Murakami (angry): "We are not the only ones who can kill him. Maybe someone sneaked into the campus and killed the principal. "
Killed! It is also possible! 』
Teacher Miyano: "Yes! Not just us! ! 』
Shinichi (thinking): "Ah! ! By the way, that scratch! I found the evidence, you are so stupid! 』
Shinichi (shaking his head): "You are wrong! If someone sneaks into the campus, the guards will surely see it. Besides, there are two guards.
More than 10 people traveling together have alibis! Then I'll reason how the murderer committed the crime! Black boy first
Invite the headmaster to this classroom and push the desk aside in advance to kill the headmaster, but the murderer didn't see it fall.
The chalk on the table was crushed together with the chalk when he pushed the lecture table aside, so there were pieces of chalk beside the lecture table.
In order to decorate his killing behavior as suicide, the murderer moved a chair to the bottom of the body and fell down by himself. In fact, if he doesn't put the chair,
Fortunately, because you can commit suicide by standing on the podium, but at that time, the murderer pushed the podium aside and fell down.
If you don't push the table back to its original position, others may be suspicious. As for the belt clip that fell by the table, I think it is big.
Probably the principal struggled to get rid of it before being strangled! The bruise on the instep was also beaten in the struggle! 』
Officer Jiang Mumu (very urgent): "Shinichi! Then who is the murderer? 』
Shinichi: "It was at this time that the murderer went to the convenience of Mr. Miyano, a super businessman! The murderer is you! ! ! 』
Everyone (surprised): "Ah? ! What? ! 』
Murder in Shindidan High School -File.4 Unscrupulous Truth Teacher Miyano (angry): "Not me!
I had already gone to the convenience store, how could I come back to kill people? Besides, I had water and newspapers.
Buy the newspaper back? What motive do I have to kill? ! 』
Team leader Hirota (angry): "You already have it! Last time you were scolded by the headmaster for some reason,
Don't think I didn't see it! 』
Teacher Miyano (very angry): "So are you! Isn't it just passing by to call at work?
Did the headmaster scold you? Director Murakami, the speech you wrote last time was returned intact by the principal, and you are also very angry! Everyone.
Killing people has a motive! 』
Director Murakami (angry): "Hello! Miyano, don't be too arrogant! 』
Officer Mu Mu (puzzled): "So everyone has a motive to kill? ! Shinichi! 』
Shinichi: "That is to say ... but! Teacher Miyano! If only I had bought water and newspapers in advance! I miss you.
You must want to use water and newspapers as evidence that you want to facilitate supermarket shopping, right? ! 』
Teacher Miyano (angry): "Say that about me! Do you have any evidence? 』
Shinichi (unhurried): "Oh? You want proof! I have enough evidence to prove that you are the murderer! and
Right on you! 』
Teacher Miyano (sweating profusely): ".........."
Shinichi: "It's the black watch with the headmaster's blood on your wrist! 』
Teacher Miyano (surprised): "What ... what ..." Look at the watch ... Shinichi: "That watch is black. I want to touch it.
You can't tell when the blood is dry. It was a little dark at 6 o'clock last night. You should not pay attention to that watch.
Israel will get the principal's blood, because your watch scratched the skin on the back of the principal's neck and you strangled him.
When ... How about ... Ask the forensic doctor to compare this watch with the headmaster's blood! 』
Teacher Miyano (kneeling down with tears): "... it's all ... it's all his fault! That day, I went to the principal's office and asked the principal to take my job.
Improve my status, because I have been a teacher for 19 years, and the principal never gives me a chance. He also called me dishonest.
Don't dream of your present wishes! I really can't forgive him ... pleading ... "
Officer Mu Mu: "Oh! Sorry, you have to go to the police station! Brother Takagi, take him away! 』
Shinichi (with a sigh): "Alas, it's finally over. Really tired! Do this exercise early in the morning! 』
Xiaolan: "Shinichi! You are awesome! 』
Officer Jiang Mumu (happy expression): "Congratulations! Good for you, trustworthy! 』
Shinichi (hurriedly): "Ah! By the way, because this matter is related to the reputation of the school, so don't let the media spread it! And don't put it
Say my name! Please. Then ... then I'll go first! Hey! Turn around and pull Xiaolan out … ..
Officer Mu Mu (puzzled): "... what the hell?" Kudo! ? . Alas! Children nowadays are getting more and more strange! 』
"(Shouting) Hey! You guys! Take it away and get ready to go! ! 』
-On the way to school.
Xiaolan (happy): "Wow! Shinichi, you just got back and solved a case. It's amazing! 』
Xinyi (San): "Ah? Excuse me! 』
A new idea: "Ah! Excuse me! You will disappear again in two days! Hahaha! 』
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