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1. There can be many people who like you, but those who will take care of your mood are the most rare.

Don't tell me about the ends of the earth, and don't get drunk with me. I'm afraid my voice will tremble. I'm afraid I'm too drunk to hold you back and say I still love you.

3. Why do you always have to tell me a little truth about things that can be settled by a hug?

4. Don't come back. Without you, I am the treasure of so many people. I don't want to be a wronged ghost.

I don't like you at all, just like the cigarette case says smoking is harmless to health, the bottle says minors stop drinking, and the game start interface says don't immerse yourself in the game.

6, the most romantic thing: holding your delicate hand, snuggling through the wind and frost; On my generous shoulders, count the vicissitudes of love; Hide in my solid chest, no longer wandering around for love; Love me, don't let you get hurt!

7. I once killed a man in ten steps, but I lost a look at you.

8. Sometimes we don't meet because there is a gap between cities; Sometimes I don't give you information for fear of disturbing your rest; Sometimes I don't ask you out for fear that something will happen to you. But no matter what, my heart is secretly thinking about you! Love You!

9. Think of me when you are lonely, come to see me when you miss me, and pick up fruits, oranges, bananas and apples when you see me. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me. Remember not to forget me!

10, you are almost a glass of poisoned wine. When will my nostalgia stop? After drinking you, the biting pain will cut a wound in my heart from time to time. Every time I can't struggle out of your hand, I will always be dragged back to my heart by you. Without your love, I will have no warmth!

1 1. If the whole world is abusing you, then I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life.

12, the answer is very long. I will spend my whole life answering. Are you ready to listen?

13 You see, when I think of you, I laugh. How can I let you go?

14, your name is the only word in my favorite quotation, your sad face is the only image in my favorite movie, and you are my only flight in the land of love! In every beautiful day, you are the only one I miss!

15. When I am good enough, I will chase you, whether it is suitable or not.

Love talks about domineering: I slept with the person I like. Ask me if you don't understand anything.

1, you are so kind to people, you will be very comfortable; If it's flattery, it's really tiring.

2. Some landscapes can only be liked but not collected. Some people are only suitable for meeting but not for long-term companionship.

3, eat, I want; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have both until I finish eating.

If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

5. Who didn't start with temptation and finally lost to money and time?

6. Why make friends with different people? Politeness is enough when you meet each other in a strange way.

7. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

8. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor unhappy, but everything is just right.

9. Don't overdraw my kindness to you. If you take it, you will have nothing.

10, don't say sorry. Complain and be willing.

1 1. Cry at yourself and laugh at others. This is called life.

12, all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship: one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

13, secretly tell you that I will still like you next year, so will the year after, and so will the year after.

14, slept with the person I like. Ask me if you don't understand.

15, how to make the ex regret and let the secret love open, so that the long face is not thin now.

16, I will think of you in a certain season, such as spring, summer, autumn and winter.

17, don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

18, what I think is appropriate is that I can understand and speak.

19, don't test feelings, you don't deserve this relationship if you can stand the test, and you are sad if you can't stand the test?

20, don't talk so high with other women, or we will be together in the future. When I turn over old accounts, you are afraid that there are not even ten keyboards.

2 1. Life drives me like a man. How can I go to the innocent girl again?

22. Love is a matter for both parties. It's not that one person has taken 99 steps, but that another person is hesitant to take the first step.

23. If you decide to turn back, don't turn back frequently. Cool people will be remembered for a long time.

24. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

25. I like you, but it's not enough for me to subvert my existing life.

What I hate is that you say you miss me and do nothing.

27. The saddest thing about a relationship is not that you are cold and distant because of bad words, but that you have been very kind to me.

28. If you think about it, you can't be interested in it.

29. Don't seduce your partner with money and beauty. No one can stand this test.

30. From me, Lao Zi makes you laugh in your dreams.

3 1, I must find a man with your surname as my husband, and the child born must call your name. Since you can't be a partner, be my son.

32. Be a difficult person, lose face to people you hate, and talk sweet words to people you like aboveboard. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

I hope you won't meet someone like me again. They are sensitive, loveless, always annoying you, always daydreaming, and always clamoring for you to accompany me. It always makes you tired, but I hope you meet such a person, because such a person really loves you.

34. It is obviously the age to play, and you have to fall in love. You deserve it.

35. I have smoked, drunk, loved scum and trusted dogs.

The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends and let you know that I like you.

37. When a drunk man calls you, his words may not be credible, but he definitely has you in his heart.

You can stop drinking and smoking and control your temper, but you can't forget it.

39. How can a hug be enough? I want your whole sky.

40, thirsty, probably owe you a kiss.

4 1, I really want to take medicine to make you up when you ignore me.

Please tell me how good she is, whether her posture is in place and whether her breathing is delicate.

You should know that I'm just different from you.

The most touching thing in the world is not that I can give up the whole world for you, but that I can give up World of Warcraft for you.

45. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

46. The best way to forget someone is to like others.

47. I have nothing to say to you, just want to hold you for 24 hours.

48. Being confessed is not something to be proud of, but something to be remembered.

49. You don't have to be tactful, and you are not afraid to go anywhere with goodwill. What you say doesn't have to be false. You can go anywhere with sincerity.

50. The pain lies not in so hard to forget, but in whether you have the courage to start over.

5 1, to be honest, you are not as rich and happy as you think.

52, get over it, just one thing, everything is one thing.

53. In order to avoid the end of everything, I refused the beginning of everything.

Remember, if you don't do well in the first half of the year, don't be discouraged. Because: the party was founded on July 1st, the army was founded on August 1st, and the country was founded on November 11th. All great undertakings were completed in the second half of this year. The first half of the year is either May 4th Youth Day or Children's Day, which is immature.

55. Being too active is often too indifferent, and being too indifferent often leads to unlimited initiative.

56. What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.

57. If we are not together, we are not together. Your life is not long anyway.

58. All the past you think you can't cross will pass.

Suggest in one sentence that I like you.

1. Get up every day, give yourself a big smile, and happiness will always accompany you.

2. I'm afraid I can't even be a friend if I tell you that I'm rejected.

3. How many people can appreciate the terrible pain when watching the person they like talking and laughing with other members of the opposite sex.

It's okay for me to be wronged. The saddest thing is that I love you but I can't say it.

In order to make him remember me, I spent two months thinking of 300 different ways to strike up a conversation.

6. To secretly love someone is to suddenly see him coming, like being caught off guard by lightning. Although you will act as calm as a stranger and walk past him/her with a lofty face, it is difficult to hide your inner tension, confusion, shyness and anxiety. I've been watching you, in every way you know or don't know. ......

7. it doesn't matter. We are just friends, and there will be no reason to be apart.

8. Do you know the feeling that I want to comment on your news every day and I'm afraid you won't reply to me?

9. There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memories.

10. The old man said that he would leave, and his back was chic. He was afraid that he would turn into a pillar of salt if he turned back a little, so he would not turn back even if he was nostalgic; And these old things have witnessed so many wonderful times in the whole process, and there is no liquidity. It's up to me whether they stay or not. Memory is a virus attached to these clothes. If I don't throw them away, if I'm not careful, those viruses will penetrate into the skin, blend into the blood, and play the song of triumph all the way to the brain. If my brain can't react, it will burden my heart, so I will fall into a state of self-pity. -33 days of lovelorn love

Secret love is happiness as low as dust.

12. Don't care too much about the offense of some people. Maybe you met him at the wrong time. The same person sometimes spits foul words and sometimes spits lotus flowers. The former is that he is detoxifying, and the latter is exchanging energy with the outside world, so you should avoid it when he spits out bad luck. Just like a chicken, the same part, you are novel that it can lay eggs, but you have to put up with it to shit.

13. I'm not greedy and I don't wait. I found the right person, and I decided. I don't like looking around. My time is limited. I want to spend my limited time with another person instead of using my life to find a better person.

14. I miss you, no matter how the memories change, there is always a mark of you brewing in my heart! I am afraid to drag up the clear and profound shadow that seems bright and dark. I am obsessed with it and refuse to leave. The clouds are gone, the wind is tired and the heart is moving.

15. How can I love you? I am asking myself. I can give up everything. It's hard to leave today. You are not beautiful, but you are cute.

16. When I first met you, I never knew that I would like you so much in the future.

17. I recently wrote a novel with the theme of unrequited love. You know, the hero is you and the heroine is me, but I can't always write a happy ending, because neither you nor I can.

18. Is unrequited love just saying no when you clearly like it?

19. I know I am not likable. Forgive my loneliness and deadpan.

20. I will remember your face, although we have no story.

2 1. Turn into a stream X- 1ng and pass by in your world (1).

22. Finding someone to travel with and discovering the beauty of the journey together is the happiest thing in the journey. The most important thing in traveling is not to see the scenery, but the people who see the scenery with you.

23. If you have ever been excellent, struggled, lost, skipped classes, first loved, passionate, happy, and happy, there is a person around you who is kind to you and has good grades, and you have a crush on him and have never been together, then you have nothing missing in your life.

24. You never know how much you like someone unless you see him with someone else.

25. No one walks into my heart, and no one understands how painful my heart is at the moment.

I pray that those who like to break other people's hearts will never get better.

202 1 A word implies that I like you.

1. I'm fine. I think it's time for bed. It's not good to stay up late thinking about you.

I hope everything will not be too hard for you. I can do it and do it well. I will protect you.

3. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

4. It's not that I haven't met a better person, just because I have you, I don't want to meet a better person; It's not that I haven't been tempted by others, just because I already have you and don't want to be tempted by others; It's not that I don't cherish others. Just because I have you, I don't want to cherish others. You are the most beautiful scenery in my life and worth staying in your world.

5. I also have a house and a car. If you don't believe me, my car is still my own, and the room has already opened. Here's the key.

I love you, please look at it sincerely, loving your life is to let you know!

7. The bright moon shines back into the lake, wild cranes rush to idle clouds, and I step into you.

8. When I like you, every careless word of yours will bloom in my heart.

No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare with your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.

10 I just want to be spoiled for you and be your little darling.

1 1. I miss you in spring. Summer, I still miss you. I still miss you after autumn and winter.

12, the fate of acquaintance, the sincerity of knowing each other, the blessing of love, and the beauty of love are all in you and me. Through this letter, I wish my lovers love each other through radio waves and always think of each other and spend the rest of their lives together!

13, the happiness of flowers is red, the happiness of leaves is green, the happiness of the sky and the sea is blue, and the happiness I give you will be colorful.

14, I am Morning, and you are Dew. Without you, the morning is gloomy.

15, I saw you in an accidental look back. I fell in love with you at first sight Since then, you often appear in my dreams, and I know I'm hopeless. Only your smile can warm my heart.

16, I am very proud, very proud, proud is my pride, because I am proud of you.

17, never said forever, just hope to have you every tomorrow.

18, if I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have so many emotions; If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't be so heartless; If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't think so much every day.

19. If you love someone and keep a love, you can go for an outing together in early spring, enjoy the lotus together in midsummer, enjoy the moon together in early autumn and go to Xun Mei together in late winter. You are not tired, but happy, extraordinary, but dull. Then, there will be no regrets in this life.

20. I have exhausted my life's luck just to meet you. How lucky I am to meet you at the most beautiful age!

2 1, let me like you clumsily, from an instant to eternal life, from a leaf to knowing autumn, and then, ride a white horse and settle in the sea.

22. When I miss you, I will look up at the sky and look forward to seeing you where you are and staring at the bright sun with me.

23. I have seen mountains, rivers and lakes, and finally I drowned in Na Pianhai in your eyes.

24. You are the cutest stick figure in my diary. When I meet you in my dream, let me find the reason to love you. You are the most beautiful rose in my heart, floating in reality, making me willing to wait for you forever!

I like the wind in spring, the rain in summer, the leaves in autumn, the snow in winter and you all the year round.

26. No matter how strong love is, it can't stand the erosion of loneliness. Love doesn't wait until you have time to cherish it, but always keeps it in your heart.

27. I want to spoil you, hug you tightly, and prove to you that I like you better no matter how harsh the world is.

28. The happiness you pursue is actually the road under your feet. Don't think about anything else, don't hesitate, grasp it well, and one day you will catch up with your happiness!

29. Good songs are not afraid of getting old. As long as they are worth it, I am willing to wait.

No matter where you are and who you are with, I will always be the fool who cares about you the most.

3 1, love each other and grow old together; If you miss it, keep her safe.

32. The flame of love has fused us together, and the flame of love has been in our hearts ever since.

33. It is a lifelong commitment to take your surname and give me your first name.

34. Life comes and goes alone. No one can be destined for life. No one can take care of anyone all his life. People who love each other should be happy forever!

I hope someone will spend the rest of my life with me, put on fresh clothes, ride an angry horse, watch the flames and flowers with me and spend the rest of my life with me.

36. I want to hold you carefully in my hand with my natural sentimental aura. Please hold my palm with sweetness and light up my life bit by bit. I won't despair with you. You gave me the strength to be optimistic and forge ahead!

37. In this life, I will give you meticulous care, give you love to grow old together, share responsibilities, share joys and sorrows, keep loneliness, keep happiness, love you only, and resolutely love you to the end.

I will sow my love in spring, irrigate it in hot summer and feed it in frosty autumn. If you stay in winter, we will grow old with the snow.

39. I am willing to turn the world of mortals upside down for you. This is your fate and mine. One day, when you board * * and face the sea, you will see a wandering monk. You have him in your eyes, but he prints you in the bottom of my heart between your eyes.

Let me ask you a question. Do you want to be the mother of my children or the grandmother of my grandson all your life?

4 1. Fortunately, my intrusion also disturbed your heart.

42. Meet some warm sentences, wait for spring, meet some romantic pictures, wait for love, meet some precious time, wait for you, the person I love most in my life.