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No culture is not terrible. What's the next humorous remark?

Illiteracy is not terrible. The next humorous sentence is: illiteracy is not terrible, as long as you don't feel embarrassed.

People who can laugh at themselves generally have strong psychological qualities. They know what's wrong with them, they dare to look directly at their shortcomings, and are even willing to turn their weaknesses into slots.

Example:

1, illiteracy is terrible. If you want to drink the northwest wind, you can't tell which side is northwest.

2, you have to stay up late secretly, boil into the Mediterranean, and then laugh everyone to death.

All other girls want to be coquettish, I just want to have a fight with you.

There are two words in life that can open many doors for you: "pull" and "push".

I don't want to spend this year. Please give me a year. Thank you.

6. Rome was not built in a day, but it is not difficult to gain three pounds.

7. I want to travel and decide to buy a globe. After all, the world is so big.

8. Stay away from me in the future. I have made it clear that what we need is a good sister who can often make you laugh, not a beautiful woman who makes people shine like me.

9. share the blessings and have meat to eat.