The landlord is in trouble. Tell me about it.

1, a person spent the New Year outside and saw a wonderful flower and the Deyun Society above her. I cleaned up and cleaned up my lunch.

In fact, this boy doesn't really like that you don't lose weight, but that you like eating or not. I don't like you without makeup, but you look good without makeup. I don't really like you to be thin, but I like you to be thin but have breasts; I don't like your independence very much, but don't disturb him when he is busy. Girl, if you take it too seriously, you lose.

You asked me how much I love you, and my fist represents my heart.

4. How many times have you betrayed me in your life? Wife, three times. Honey, you said it three times? Wife, it's your first time to be promoted to group leader, and the deputy group leader doesn't agree. Why not? The second time you were promoted from the section chief, the deputy section chief disagreed. When was that? The third time you were promoted from section chief to section chief, the whole unit didn't agree, so it was too late. Her husband.

My daughter is really getting smarter and smarter. Today, I went out to eat. I was walking back with two cream cakes when suddenly one of them fell. When the daughter saw it, she immediately shouted, "Dad, your piece is gone.

6, the weather is extremely cold, not only windy, but also snowy. Many boys braved the heavy snow and cold wind to wait for their girlfriends in the girls' dormitory. My roommate said to me, "These people are poor." I said calmly, that's because I'm cool, you didn't see it.

7. Strange hobbies will make others think you are crazy. But it doesn't matter, just be happy. It's hard to get into TV series at this age. I prefer to watch real love. This materialistic society challenges the theory of "Three Views". Those really beautiful people will make me feel that the world is not bad, and life is still meaningful and worth persisting in.

8. Why do you always act on impulse? Why do you always sulk, but always forget it quickly? Why am I so withdrawn now? Why are you emotionally unstable? How can I come up with such a strange solution to the problem? Why am I so obsessed with someone? Why don't I work hard, even if I'm not very good? Why do you always find excuses to delay when you know what to do?

9. I saw an updated blog in my friends' space. From today on, my wife will sleep with someone else's husband, and I will wait beside her. No way! He came with a gun! I'll go. I have a son, which is good news.

10, old photos of girls in high school, all kinds of group photos, none of them are mine. It turns out that my high school is very cold, boys are colder and girls are colder. No wonder my husband blames me for being weird and having no female friends.

1 1. People say that the greatest love in the world is maternal love. But my maternal love is three years younger than me. My father is so strange that I can't believe it.

12, the little white rabbit went to the store and asked, do you have any carrots? The next day, the white rabbit asked again, do you have any carrots? On the third day, the white rabbit asked again, do you have any carrots? If you want more carrots, I'll break your teeth with pliers! On the fourth day, the little white rabbit asked, do you have pliers? No. Do you have any carrots?

Talking about exotic flowers and plants

13, I work hard every day. I am busy in the shop during the day. I am tortured by all kinds of strange works on Taobao all day. But I was told that I ignored him and didn't return his message. Sometimes I am too tired to come back, and sometimes I am forgotten. I want to sleep and have a good rest when I go home every day. Don't comfort me, say have a good rest and don't be too tired. That's why you bother me. Oh, what can I say?

14, my Chinese cabbage is a great job. Doing homework is unparalleled elegance. Without my Chinese cabbage, neither I nor my pig can live beautifully. The most delicious Chinese cabbage, the most beautiful Chinese cabbage, is the male god in my heart.

In our class, boys 15, girls 1 1, girls 42. At the class meeting last night, the teacher asked the students to describe our class with a word to open our imagination. When a woman opens her mouth, Yin flourishes and Yang declines. A boy's strange god replied, why don't you say bad luck?

16, I saw a friend in my circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It is good to be busy at work during the day, but you can't suppress your inner feelings at night. I secretly laughed by myself under a quilt.

17, why are some people so selfish? Here comes the thing. Just now, I said what happened before. Before that, you should take the initiative to understand. You know, if you are blind one day, you will always meet a group of idiots and weirdos! But I'm used to it. Life is not like this. What do you mean by shameless? Do you have any shame?

18, bank customer service ~ listen to the tape and listen to all kinds of strange complaints from customer service. Hello, what can I do for you? Customer, I want to complain about a department! I go every day, so open it today! Is it personal? I want to make a complaint.

19, I feel worse and worse at work every day. I have a great leadership job and made many business mistakes. I didn't even perform. Starting next month, my basic salary is only 2000 yuan. I have woken up from my dream and started to pay the mortgage with my husband. Life is very stressful. It's too painful. When can I leave the bank?

If you are still at school, cherish your time. Don't work for money. After entering the society, you will encounter 10 times more weirdos, 20 times more unreasonable idiots, 30 times more grievances and 100 times more pressure than the school. As a result, you can't beat these idiots because you are a quality person.

2 1, you are so strange. Goodbye. Strange.

22, strange old leftover women no one still has so many requirements, so that speechless male students should not get married.

23. On Saturday, the sun was burning and hungry, and I didn't dare to sleep at night. I think the explanation is not clear. Only in the statement that the last uncle came out with an accent, three people ran away far-fetched and finally died far-fetched The future uncle of a 7-year-old girl doesn't want to live. Wang really can't bear to watch it directly. The landlord is a wonderful flower. Besides, okay.

I also want to live in that house called ipartment with some strange friends of mine.

Talk about the mood of encountering bad things.

25, another friend went to KTV, a man said, give me some first, give the woman some charm first! We were all surprised. Is there this song? ! Suddenly anonymous shouted, bosom friend? Men, right, right, right, all laughed.

26. On the bus, a strange man stared straight at a beautiful woman's chest! Here comes a girl. what are you reading? I want to eat tofu made by my mother. That buddy is here, and I want to drink soy milk.

27, even insomnia, surrounded by a group of people, really speechless! It really bothers me! And my strange flower mother-in-law, I also drank, that's enough, ah.

28. I have a strange nature. I don't like to say that I love you. I love someone in my own way.

29. Why Tokyo, Nanjing, Beijing and not Xijing? Because the Western classics were taken away by the Tang Priest.

30. A letter is a letter. If you don't believe it, you don't believe it. You still have WeChat.

3 1, everyone is blaming me for not being smooth, but no one knows, I don't want to worry too much, I am a stranger, and I don't want to exist. Please meet me in the future, don't take me seriously, treat me like air.

32. The night flows like a ghost, and you illuminate me like an angel; Then what do you mean by saying I love you? Nobody wants to be apart. The sky is as boring as a desert, and you are as strange as a surprise; No matter what the world will become, my life with you has not been wasted.

33. I will graduate in six months. Do you still remember our happy three years? Remember those strange nicknames that our junior high school classmates gave us? Remember when we hugged each other many years later.

I can catch up with this strange thing, but I won't review for two months. I'm drunk, I'm wasting my time, and I want to find a job. All this is rubbish.

It is beautiful to see blue sky and white clouds in life, but there is a kind of cloud called wayward flower.

36. What's the difference between exotic flowers and second-hand goods?

Talk about the mood of meeting wonderful flowers

37. Don't think that wearing dirty clothes will make you a tainted witness; Do not try to wear wooden slippers; A blocked witness.

Whether you are handsome in football or basketball, you are nothing. As long as you are handsome on the court, handsome in badminton and ugly in golf, you are shoveling shit.

39. Past lives, can't stop, past lives are tangled, and this life is chaotic. Stranger's ending, flowers bloom, stars fall, our love falls, love falls, takes root and blossoms, and autumn withered flowers paint a little red for this desolate world. I wandered in that hot and sweet time, and the sweet memory let me know that you are no longer with me.

40. Nowadays, more and more people think it's better to go to Weibo. Don't see them sunbathing, traveling, cooking and having a happy circle of friends. It is a wonderful existence.

4 1, sad? Unhappy? Bored? Can't sleep? Then I hit WeChat to float the bottle, throw a bottle casually, and give you all kinds of strange replies.

42. A student who hates doing homework is a flower. The student who likes doing homework is a flower.

Happy birthday to our mother-in-law LAY. You are the best mother in the world. Mother Xing, thank you for having such a good son.

44. There is a strange father who snores every time he doesn't watch TV. "Dad, turn off the TV." "Look." "Your eyes are closed." "I'm listening.

This is my first time to fly. Taking off immediately, a strange flower girl suddenly asked to get off the plane, and she didn't say why. Therefore, according to the civil aviation regulations, everyone must get off the plane and check it again, and then board the plane. The problem is that it is raining cats and dogs outside.

46. I forgot my card when I went to the hospital, and I didn't have enough cash. Imagination is an open mind. I have been refusing to lend money to people for medical treatment in the hospital. When I said this, the girl was afraid of taking a small step, which was really difficult, but on second thought, if I were that girl, I should also look at the borrower with suspicion.

47. I hope there is someone I can miss day and night, not thinking about eating, sleeping, wasting, wasting, wasting, wasting, wasting.

Damn, I'm angry. I hate that kind of beast who doesn't repay the loan, return the phone or return the message! There are even people who hang gifts for their friends. I've met two weirdest people, and now I just want to say that you eat shit with my money.