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How do girls reply humorously when they say they are eating?

1, see your chubby belly through the screen.

You ate it secretly without telling me.

Don't lick your plate.

I can cook this dish, too. I don't like anything I have eaten. I'll let you try my cooking next time.

I just cooked boiled fish, I wonder if you would like to eat it.

6. When I say cooking, the fish keeps talking fast. It is waiting for you to eat.

7. I haven't eaten anything in my bad karma.

Chatting with girls skills:

1, find a topic

Chatting starts with a topic. A good topic will make two people more interesting and unwilling to talk, while no one wants to continue talking about a bad topic.

2. Pretend to surrender.

This method is suitable for girls to take the lead when they have requirements.

3. mind reading.

You should be able to read minds when chatting. Mind-reading actually doesn't mean completely analyzing a person's appearance, just understanding what she said.