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Talking about diarrhea in the middle of the night

1, I had diarrhea in the middle of the night, and then it kept barking, tossing and turning, and I couldn't sleep. The school is cold and the quilt is cold.

2. Fever in the middle of the night, diarrhea, sweating all day. Now I finally feel a little energetic.

3, help, catching cold will also have diarrhea. I'm going crazy. Have loose bowels in the middle of the night, doubt the collapse of life, and have no strength to climb to the upper berth.

4, diarrhea in the middle of the night, diarrhea in the morning, cold to death, but also to work, the so-called poor support units, rich support themselves, a complete failure.

5. Why do I eat hairy crabs in the middle of the night and then start to have diarrhea?

6. I ordered a takeaway in the middle of the night yesterday, and today I almost killed myself with diarrhea.

7. Get up in the middle of the night and have diarrhea. I'm really in pain. It was a miserable day.

8. I started to have diarrhea in the middle of the night. My mother has gastroenteritis. Is it my turn?

9. When did my stomach become so delicate? I ate Chili pudding yesterday, and now I wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea.

10, I thought about it last night. I wish I had loose bowels. I really ran to the toilet n times in the middle of the night.

1 1. I once again advised myself not to eat too much dinner. I have to stay until midnight to get up and have diarrhea.

12, Niuhuang Jiedu Tablet has a stomachache and diarrhea, which kills me in the middle of the night.

13, I suddenly had a stomachache in the middle of the night, and then I had diarrhea. I obviously didn't eat anything wrong. ...

14, diarrhea in the middle of the night, can't pass the winter.

15, diarrhea in the middle of the night, my throat is still dry and I can't sleep.

16, in the middle of the night, the circle of friends showed crazy love, and I had loose bowels. ...

17, I have diarrhea in the middle of the night, and I have to get up at six in the morning to catch the bus.

18. In order to prevent diarrhea in the middle of the night, Baidu massaged its own acupoints in bed.

19, diarrhea again. I got up in the middle of the night and pulled it twice, once at 7 o'clock, and now I run back to the pit. It's too difficult for me.

20. gnawing chicken feet in the middle of the night, indigestion, diarrhea. Sure enough, I am too old to eat indiscriminately.

2 1, I will never eat cold noodles at the school gate again. I have diarrhea in the middle of the night and want to cry!

22. Last time I woke up in the middle of the night, I had diarrhea. This time because of calcium deficiency, I had to torture my nerves.

23. Every time I come back to eat delicious food at night, I talk nonstop. It is a sin to get up in the middle of the night and have diarrhea in the morning. Serves you right. Not at all.

24. I feel like I have diarrhea. Sneaked out in the middle of the night, and now there is no fart in the toilet for half an hour.