A funny sentence, a circle of friends, WeChat humor, 50 sentences.

1, I've been lonely for a long time, and I feel like a fairy.

2. Summer has become the season for boys to show their legs.

3. Among the six desires, appetite is the fiercest.

Finally, routines are the most popular.

5, weight is a good thing, I will give you half.

6, don't help me, I'm not drunk, the road ahead will move, hold that road.

7. April Fool's Day is the whole death. Anyway, Qingming is coming.

For those who don't listen, it's like casting pearls before swine.

9. You are the most beautiful horror film I have ever seen.

10, there are several special hiccups in each class.

1 1. Why use a mask?

12, the parent-teacher meeting might as well be changed to a complaint meeting.

13, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, high school students celebrate Singles Day, and only junior high school students clamor for Children's Day.

14, male gods like small breasts, diaosi likes big breasts.

15, holiday time is insufficient, please hurry your homework.

16, everyone who has a wife should hurry up. I'm going to start shaking WeChat.

17, the monthly exam didn't show off to the teacher, he really thought he taught well.

18, because the other party has an ugly photo of me, so we will be friends for life.

19, you have changed, your character and morality have plummeted, and you have not looked back.

20. Send the woman you like home, no matter where you go.

2 1, when you have long hair to your waist, be careful to shit in the toilet.

It's a good thing I'm ugly, or someone else would have taken me away.

23. I was stupid enough to crack your password with my own name.

24. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

25. I am fat because I have too many things in my heart.

26. I can't bear it, I can bear it again.

27. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

28. Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

29, the mission of the alarm clock: wake me up; The cause of death of the alarm clock: woke me up.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

3 1, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further!

32. The life I want: flowers on the bed, dogs on the bed, and you on the bed.

33. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

34. People who repeat the same mistakes are hopeless idiots.

35, money, love, * You must have one in life.

Don't be unhappy when you are so beautiful.

37. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

38. Imagine the head teacher lying in her husband's arms.

39. Being with you will make you stupid.

40. Pit dad has become too common and is popular now.

4 1, don't stay up because you are ugly.

42. Everyone else wants to sleep with you, but I want to stay in bed with you.

43. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

44. I don't swear when I talk to you for ten sentences, which means I'm not familiar with you.

45. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for emergency treatment.

46. You are annoying and likable, and you can't get tired of reading it.

47. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

48. I lie in bed because I have no money. I can save a meal.

49. Jiaozi should be jealous and pretend to be gentle.

50. Such vulgar things as homework don't accord with my temperament.