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For the next generation of the motherland, even if ugly, we should fall in love and talk about the world full of love.

1. All the questions in the world can be answered with nothing to do with you and me. Suddenly I feel so busy.

* You are like your period. I miss you if you don't come, and I hate you if you come ~

If the sun does not come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

Mrs. White Snake: Fahai, you don't know love! Fahai: I even gave you the most prosperous Leifeng Tower here. What do you want? ~.

Don't be polite when you come to this world. Do it as soon as you want. Everything is quick except death.

6. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, even if you are ugly, you should fall in love and talk about the world full of love.

7. In the morning, a pillar is the sky.

Grading students' life roots and testing teachers' magic weapon

8. Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who bites people unhappy?

9. Whether a woman cheats depends on her man; Whether a man cheats or not depends on the opportunity.

10. I wish you happiness! ! !

1 1. As a great man, Marx left us with foaming Marxism and calloused papers. Qu Yuan left, but he gave it to us.

12. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

1, seeing you is my happiest thing, loving you is what I will always do, keeping you in my heart is what I have been doing, but cheating you just happened.

2, resist the banner, write three characters, low-key!

Hold your hand and drag it away. The child did not leave, and continued to be dragged away after being knocked unconscious.

4. I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve.

I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

6. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!

7. The happiest thing: sleep until you wake up naturally. Count the money and count the cramps in your hands. The saddest thing: sleep until your hand cramps, and count the money until you wake up naturally.

8. My ideal is to walk slowly on the street with a load of shit to see who is not pleasing to the eye. 、

9. Take off my clothes. I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada.

10, I really want to call your grandpa "Dad" myself.

1 1. Neurological patients have a wide range of thinking, and mentally retarded children have more fun.

12, what should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Play dumb! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Go to the pigsty.

13, the day of celebration: there is a handsome guy who can't finish soaking up "Kai Zi who can't finish hanging up". Follow one's inclinations (encounter)

14, although you are far away, I am satisfied to see the same moon with you!

15, love one year, hate one year, love green score: one for you, one for me, thank you: one for beauty, one for philosophy: two steps is two steps for happiness!

16. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

17, house prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. . . . .

18, I don't know whose daughter-in-law is in my bed, and my daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed she is in.

19, how to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who tortures him.

2 1, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. . .

22. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

23. Lie down where you fell.

24, severely punish the anti-Italian Hunan Satellite TV broadcast TV commercials.

Like a fly lying on the glass, the future is bright, but there is no way out.

Only by complicating things can we show our ability to work.

If you often don't eat on time, you should take medicine on time.

28. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain. There is a Great Wall in the world.

29, no matter how ugly, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love.

30. Special people never say they are special, such as me.

3 1, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

32. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

33. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

34. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

35. God, don't let him use his head, okay? The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

You said you would wait for me, but you did. You found someone to wait with.

37. After studying for ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

38. If you don't peel the bark, you will die: people are shameless and invincible in the world.

Fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about a world full of love-QQ personality phrase

What you have done makes me feel very distressed.

If the riddle is put aside for a long time, then the answer doesn't matter.

It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.

Some helpless, never tell you.

I don't like having so many negative emotions.

Can you help me stop time and go back in time?

You don't know how much Russia wants it to snow, which is a rare thing for Russia.

I began to understand the feeling of inner joy.

Leave dreams to the night, tears to the sea, and hope to the future.

I wrote about life and death but forgot to depend on each other.

Men and women retaliate against each other to drown their original selves

No matter how much you love at that time, you will be eliminated if it is broken.

It's all my fault. I have to love, but I have to wait, imagining that I will be an exception.

Those memories were stranded and buried.

Pay a switch to a lifetime of tenderness.

Without funny Russians, there would be no heartless Spongebob. There will be no lazy Madonna Reiko.

Why break up, why abandon everything, why leave Russia alone to wait?

Sometimes it's not just silence, it's just powerless.

Without affection, love can't be opened.

The most regrettable thing between us is that you love me and I love you.

I wonder how to write for you every time.

Good friends never break up.

No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

Women always get hurt when they really love them.

It turned out to be just a mistake. I gave everything, and my youth was barren.

I am a vulgar person, doing such vulgar things as loving you.

Just want to do well, don't want to do the best.

There is a state called missing and caring.

Who can engrave my name in my heart and remember it for a lifetime?

Nobody loves me in the end, but I am too single-minded.

Women, don't be so passive. Men and women are moved by your hypocrisy.

I remember the happy time when I was alone, but you are no longer with me.

The imperfection of human beings proves the perfection of God.

In your mind, playing with friends is more important than Russia.

Maybe it's just that we think too much about the future.

Her laughter is beyond reproach.

I said, who, do you know that your smile is dazzling and unfair?

How proud I used to be, just because there was someone who loved me.

I seldom shed tears, but I still feel sad and at a loss.

I can meet the whole world, but I won't meet you again.

Maybe you loved me, but that was before.

We may be young, but we are not ignorant.

It turns out that there are some things that I don't remember very deeply at all.

Turn left and turn right. Forward and backward. But what can I do without you?

A long time drowned my sadness.

There is nothing wrong with men suffering. Don't hold a grudge against the woman you have been with all your life.

I will never contact you again, just to let you find a good life.

Love is too easy to break, it will break at the touch.

My heart is broken, and I can't heal forever. When can I love bravely?

Who can understand how many stories my indifference has experienced?

Want to give up, give up you, give up the memories with you.

Who can tell me whether love is happy or painful?

It's amazing. Another beautiful day.

Deep fatigue is hidden in brown eyes.

That winter, we laughed sweetly.

Every sentence here depicts my life stroke by stroke.

I rowed very lightly, leaving only thin bloodshot.

The feelings of men and women are never comparable.

How bitter it is to love someone, only you know best.

Funny love story: Confucius said: no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love.

1, it is not life that determines what kind of taste, but taste that determines what kind of life.

2. Until you say you want to leave, when will we meet again?

Everything is your own fault. People don't take you seriously at all.

4. boring life. I live a boring life every day.

5, Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

6. Don't do too many wishful thinking. No one will thank you, it will only make people push their luck.

7. I thought the room with the light on would not be dark.

8. Confucius said: No matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love.

9. Doing a little thing perfectly is as great as a great man's feat.

10, it must be fun to call parents in kindergarten, but it must be over now.

1 1. In fact, people who say haha are more difficult to ponder than people who say hehe, because you don't know whether she is fake happy or really uncomfortable.

12, continue, greedy, worried, infatuated, unable to choose, unrequited love is like a heavier shell,

13, [Time can dilute the distance between you and me and your kindness to me]

14, it is obvious that you approached me first, but you still can't bear to part.

15, growing up, my best and most effective magic is to make money disappear.