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Women are fickle. Talk about it.

First, women are like flowers, and flowers have flowering periods. Once you miss it, even if it is fluttering in the wind, it is lonely.

Second, a woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but what she really loves is a man who makes her cry.

Third, for men who love again, it is best for women to love seven points and keep three points. Even if she doesn't love in the future, a woman still has a way out.

For women, in the material age, if no man gives you enough confidence to believe in love and look forward to the future, the best way is to choose material and money.

A woman's greatest sense of security is not having a responsible man, but having material and money that can determine her future.

Six, women are mostly infatuated, and men are mostly promiscuous. Infatuation will always be hurt by love, and promiscuity will only be tired by love. No matter how tired a man is, he can't compare with the pain caused by a woman who is hurt by love.

7. A woman is like a seed. If planted on fertile land, it will blossom and bear fruit and be extremely happy. But if planted in barren land, it will wither like mud, and life will be bleak.

Eight, a woman bets on a man all her life, talks about wisdom, and in the end depends on luck.

A smart woman doesn't need to beg once she meets a fickle lover. The only thing she can do is to keep her last dignity and give her a back that she will regret one day.

Ten, women should understand that the best woman in a man's mind is always the next unknown. Don't misunderstand a man who dares to divorce you for life.

Eleven, at the crossroads of marriage, the most important thing for a woman is not to choose a suitable road, but to choose a road that does not hurt or hurts the least.

12. The greatest misfortune of a woman's life is not that she was born in troubled times, but that she met a heartless man.

Thirteen, for women, all the pain is emotionally cheated and cheated.

14. A woman may forget the man who loved her all her life, but no woman will forget the man who hurt her. Men hurt for a while, women hurt for a lifetime.

15. Women should live for themselves. No matter whether life is wonderful or not, don't lose yourself in love.

Sixteen, in the game of love, women who know love usually lose miserably. Love is cruel, and the loser is out.

17. Giving up an established marriage, even if it is a wrong marriage, is really a great test for women. The test is not only a woman's wisdom, but also her courage to face reality.

Eighteen, a woman can read a man by intuition, and she can thoroughly understand a man in one night.

Nineteen, women would rather share it with others in the most beautiful season than enjoy it alone in the lonely season.

Twenty, many women who are difficult to marry are not really difficult to marry, but they can't pass a threshold set by themselves.

Twenty-one, the reality is so cruel after all, women can fight against fate, but they can't compete with time.

Twenty-two, women like liquor are the sun in the sky, giving off the hottest light and shining above you forever. A woman like beer is the moon in the sky. Cold light only appears at night and disappears at dawn. A woman like red wine is a star in the sky, giving off a faint light, farthest from you, but shining in your brilliant heart forever.

Twenty-three, all women's heartbroken past is related to love.

24. Women are either angels or demons. An angelic woman is a school that makes bad men quiet and ambitious. A devil-like woman is a tempting poisoned wine, which makes a good man intoxicated and beyond redemption.

Twenty-five, a woman betting on love and marriage is actually betting on a man. Winning or losing depends on wisdom and luck, but never on reason.

Twenty-six, men should get married at the age of thirty, and women should marry themselves to sentient beings and righteous people before the age of thirty, otherwise there will always be regrets in life.

Twenty-seven, men leave the vicissitudes of life, women leave the years old. Vicissitudes are experiences, charms and temptations. Aging is helplessness, pain and ending.

Twenty-eight, men are always fickle, and women are fickle.

Twenty-nine, no matter how stupid a man is, he will make a woman who is in love lose her way and devote herself wholeheartedly. But no matter how clever a woman is, she is charming, and it is only the man's eyes that confuse her, but it is difficult to go deep into his soul.

At the age of thirty, the older an old man is, the happier he is, and the older an old woman is, the sadder she is.

3 1. Women all expect to be the only and favorite of men. In fact, in a man's world, the woman he can't forget most in his life is not the woman he loves most, nor the woman he hates most, nor the woman he abandoned, but the woman he is most sorry for.

32. There is no such thing as a free lunch. Similarly, there are no beds provided by women for free.

Men don't understand romance.

Men who don't know romance don't necessarily love you. He may focus on being nice to you ... he doesn't have to say that he likes you, but he can take you home if he doesn't like you.

Men don't understand romance.

First, I feel lost all day, thinking that this year's birthday will be richer, knowing that it is getting worse every year. But it must be admitted that when you marry a man who doesn't know romance, you are doomed to have no surprises.

Second, it is said that men don't understand romance and love for a long time, but in fact, as long as he loves you, he will definitely give you all the warmth and sweetness.

Third, men are rational animals, smarter and more careful than women. So don't think that your boyfriend doesn't understand amorous feelings, romance and the reason why you are angry. I just don't want to talk to you. At this time, you can consider a new boyfriend.

Fourth, men always don't understand the romance of women, and women always don't understand the gentleness of men.

Fifth, it is not that honest people are not loved, but that honest people generally have poor taste, do not understand romance, have no sustainable development, have low emotional intelligence and have a boring life. For the sake of public aesthetics, they gave these men a nice name: honest people.

6. The man I love must always be a fire. He can be poor, ignorant of romance and plain, but he must always know good and evil, right and wrong, always stick to his own ideas and always pursue something. I don't want a rich loser, I want a hard-working you.

The most painful thing in the world is that you love me in your own way, but it is not what I think. Although I don't know whether you love me or not, I don't know whether you will love me in the future. Love is hard to estimate. Take it one step at a time, or end it as soon as possible? You never know romance, but you want me to obey you forever, oh, arrogant man.

My husband was called away by his best friend at midnight tonight. My first reaction was that the couple were angry. I didn't know until my husband came back and told me that it was his friend and brother who wanted to rape his wife. His brother has met a man who is honest, romantic and doesn't understand emotional appeal. I met his wife and played mahjong with her. She is 40 years old and seems to have no feeling of lowering her voice. After thinking hard, her hair seems to have been dyed and her mouth is covered with thick lipstick, which is obviously not the feeling of a family. This ending should be doomed. My husband came back and told me that we should live a more emotional life in the future, surprise our wife from time to time and adjust our husband and wife's life. Personally, I think it is inevitable that his wife will cheat. In the current society, women seem to have higher spiritual requirements than material ones. Too sleepy, publish these temporarily!

Nine, men who don't understand romance have learned romance. Flowers picked from Honghua Lake 15 km away were given to me in the parking space, saying they were for me.

Ten, such a strange strange bedfellows, such a together without too many * * * the same topic, such a quarreling war, such an endless cold war, such a lonely heart, such a home I don't want to go back, such a person you don't appreciate, such a man who doesn't understand romance and can't be called a wife, such an enterprising man who needs care and love. Such a crazy person who loves to laugh silly, such a person who is kind to you but doesn't know how to cherish it, such two people are alone, such a * * * pillow is unhappy, such a * * pillow is sleeping in different places, such a sentimental person who can't sleep tonight, such a kind person, such a kind person. . . . .

Eleven, you hate cars when you walk, you hate pedestrians when you drive, you think the boss is too strong and stingy when you work, you think the employees are too irresponsible and have no execution after you become the boss, you think the merchants are too profiteering, you think the customers are too picky, you are a woman, you think the men are too stingy, you are a man who doesn't understand romance, but you think the reality of women, in fact, we are all right, and the mistake is to stand in different positions!

Twelve, I'll never find such a man again. Although he doesn't know romance and has a rough life, he really loves you. Where can I find such a man who belongs to you unconditionally Cherish it, happy days will come, just sooner or later.

Thirteen, what I want is a man who knows everything, who will feel sorry for me, care about my efforts, respond to me and understand me. Not a man who quarrels in a few words, does not give in, makes a lot of money and doesn't care about you, is not romantic and doesn't care about anything! Actually, I'm just kidding myself. It's not that he doesn't understand romance and doesn't care. It's just that his heart is not in me at all. Why bother?

14. Mr. Zuo: Not romantic, not considerate enough, more like a child. Usually girls mature a little earlier than boys, so I think we all loved Teacher Zuo in those years. He doesn't know how to take care of you. He likes playing games. For fun, he often forgets to call you back. He thinks that 70% of the human body is water. If you are sick and don't let you drink water, is there a hole in your brain?

Fifteen, he leaned against the bed, and I quietly squatted on him and gently sucked his neck to exhale. I said softly, I wish I could be old. This Xiong Haizi replied faintly, so we will all starve to death. Dizzy, God answered. What a guy who doesn't know romance, but such an ordinary thing gives me a sense of stability. Some men can't say sweet words, but he will tell you with actions that he is the one who suits you best.

Sixteen, men are not ignorant of romance, but 520 days is not enough to love you. Holding the flowers bought by my husband, my heart is beautiful. Although I lost my job, I still have you. I love you

The most delicious thing in the world is the feeling of happiness: if a man loves her, she may say a lot in life: she doesn't know romance, she doesn't know me, but if you can really find someone who makes you happy, he will be pleased, and he is afraid that you were unhappy before. Ding Renai's wife is so stupid.

At the age of eighteen, my father and brother have always been inarticulate people, who don't know romance and can't express love. But today, I am warm to tears by these two big men who love me the most.

Nineteen, I didn't know I would love her so much! Maybe she found a better man than me to take care of her! After all, I have no money, and I usually don't understand romance!

Twenty, two men who don't understand romance and are equally mature and steady.

2 1. To tell the truth, the earth said that she would take me on a date before, and I laughed it off. He is a man who doesn't understand romance. All he can do is drive you crazy. But today, I'm a little surprised. He actually drove me to many places, shuttling through the Woods, enjoying the freshness of nature and eating all kinds of delicious food. He always orders a table full of food, and he eats whatever I eat. We were on a whim.

22. Boys who know how to flirt with girls are always particularly romantic. He is more attractive than boys who don't know how to flirt. Men are not bad, which is why women don't like to talk. That's why boys who look like playboys are more popular with girls than those who behave honestly. Some people think that girls hate boys flirting with themselves, and that it is contempt and disrespect for girls. Believe it or not, in fact, on the contrary, girls enjoy being molested, as long as you are not a boy who annoys girls. Therefore, it is very important for boys to learn how to flirt with girls. At the same time, you must have established an objective attraction before flirting. If the two sides flirt directly without communication at ordinary times, it will only be considered as hooliganism.

Twenty-three, someone asked me why I like Eason Chan, a man in his forties, who doesn't know romance, is a little fat and eats instant noodles. There is nothing dazzling about him, but you didn't see his deep affection on the stage, his 90-degree bow and his enthusiasm for life. When he understands most of Eason Chan's songs, his love for the people around him will not be cured. He used the most serious and calm way to remind you of failed feelings, lost friends, missed time, people who want to catch but dare not say, and sing your thoughts. You have to see and choose the person you want to choose, not the person you liked and worshipped in the past, but you are red-eyed. Eason Chan is not just a singer in his eyes, he is my belief, but don't say I am possessed.

24. Honest people who don't know romance and have no emotional appeal will buy these things for me every winter ..... and then I can punt in my stomach.

About men and women

Men choose women, aiming at their faces; Women choose men and pay attention to wallets.

A man wants to be a woman's first lover, but a woman wants to be a man's last lover.

Men use their eyes when they are in love, and women use their hearts when they are in love.

Men's pursuit of women is as fast as lightning, but the result is often after the rain clears; When women pursue men, they penetrate slowly, but they can grind away stones.

The way men test women is to fly away, and the way women test men is to be late for appointments.

Men like to bait for love, while women like to watch love at all costs.

Men become very painful after falling in love, and women become very nervous after falling in love.

A woman's beautiful face is a "ecstasy soup" that makes men prostrate; The sweet words of men are the "trump cards" for women to put into their arms.

Men love to simplify complicated processes, while women love to complicate simple things.

Men ruthlessly treat their first love as a disposable drink, and then throw it away after satisfying their desires; Women fondly treat their first lover as milk for adults and taste the aftertaste all their lives.

Men fall in love because they have nothing to do, while women fall in love because they are curious. The result is that men are annoyed and women are disappointed.

Men want their girlfriends to experience as little as possible, while women want their boyfriends to experience as much as possible.

Men are like old wine, which becomes more and more precious as time goes on, while women are like fresh milk, with a short shelf life.

Too beautiful women make men lose their desires, and too rich men make women feel insecure.

Women will feel empty when they lose love, and men will feel tired when they get love.

Men are afraid of being said to be small, and women are afraid of being said to be old.

Women use patient makeup to hide their faces, while men use deep pretense to hide their contents.

A woman's youth symbolizes a kind of value, while a man's youth represents a kind of superficiality.

About the cure of women and men: women are afraid that men will fail to live up to expectations, and men are afraid that women will always be angry.

1, there should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning (office worker philosophy).

2. If a man is a car, then love is the accelerator, marriage is the brake, and an affair is repainting (drive fast and pay attention to safety).

3. Smart women will buy enough goods, dress themselves up as goods, and then wait for men to buy them. Peaches can be rewarded.

4, a product guarantee 60 days will not expire, is equal to guarantee 60 days will be broken (subtext of modern product manual).

5. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher. Marriage is good.

6. Unmarried girls like boys who spend money for themselves; Married women like men who lose money for themselves. The difference between a girl and a woman.

7. The Red Chamber is a stone edge, the broken bridge is a snake edge, the serial studio is a fox edge, the butterfly lovers are butterfly edges, and the west wing is a white edge. How can life be missed?

8. Life insurance: What you care about is not your death, but the way you die, which is another proof that money grasps the weakness of life. New entries in The Devil's Dictionary.

9, can't say, can't cry, is the most bitter (life).

10, where you fall, you lie down (some pessimists).

1 1. The secret of pain is that you have leisure time to worry about whether you are happy or not. Asking for trouble

12, the real question is not whether your spouse is the best candidate, but whether you strive to be the best candidate for your spouse (Happy Marriage Bible).

The only advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

14, you can offend busy people because they don't have time to dispute with you; Never offend idle people, because they have time to deal with you. Never offend idle people.

15, the highest level of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out (a big truth).

16, if you can't change your appearance, then you can change your expression (not beautiful, but also cute).

17, men haven't seen the lotus for a long time, and began to feel the beauty of peony.

18, more important than bathing sauna is brainwashing. If you don't take a bath, it will stink, and if you don't brainwash, you will be eliminated by the times (we often forget this).

19, don't trust your memory so much. People inside may not miss you so much (travel with memories instead of living with them).

20. A beautiful woman is not necessarily really beautiful. An ugly woman will be mysterious and beautiful if she looks at it for a long time. Beautiful women will become unattractive one day. An unattractive woman is still unattractive. The law of beauty for women.