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Play the glory of the king and talk about your mood.

1, since I have a boyfriend, the time of the king has been drastically reduced, whether it is audio-visual or audio-visual road. The most terrible thing is that since I met him, I haven't been on a star in the rankings, which is bleak. Falling in love delayed me from becoming king.

2. Is it bad to eat the octupole in the chicken, 98k, M4 16, first aid kit, third-level head, third-level armor and third-level bag, or is the glory of the king serial killing not cool enough? Little brother? inexistent

Last night, I hit my little brother Sima Yi on the head with a story of Diusim. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, happy.

4, husband ... When I eat chicken, my husband will immediately cut it out and reply and then cut it back immediately. What matters is the speed of the hand, which is a big deal for the next plane. But if he bothers me, just play games next to me, and I will kick him.

5, don't play games, never play chicken, not don't play, but don't, and there is no little brother to tease me.

6. Are boys different? Not only disturb them to play games, but also disturb him to find female tickets for games. Haha, are you trying to laugh me to death?

7. Sorry, the game you said is different from the game I understand. You are talking about mobile games, don't let it represent word games.

I said I like fruits, including apples and pears. Apples and pears can't represent fruits. Does this mean that I can't say I like fruit?

9. I have practiced the magical skill of returning messages to my girlfriend while ranking.

10, it turns out that this kind of brain-dead mobile game similar to flash can also be regarded as a game, which is a long experience.

1 1, I don't understand what's interesting about the game. I'm not behind?

12, hahahaha, of course not. I mean girls who can play games, but they are just like everyone else.

13, I am also a fan of games, but it doesn't affect my love for my boyfriend. I met him before I fell in love with this game. Q: Who is more important than the game? Just like your mother and I fell into the water, who did you save first? Similarly, some boys are addicted to playing games.

14, your majesty did it, but your sister didn't. What do you mean important?

15, I disagree. The girl who plays games ignores you just because she has no feelings for you. If you meet someone you like, she will give up the game and give you all the time.

16, I agree with you. I want to remind you to read the last paragraph carefully. Once you are really in love, games and the like are not as good as being with the person you like.

17, haha, I dare to hang up my best friend's phone, boyfriend's? It doesn't exist, yes, it's still a person.

18, I especially like playing online games, so I like my current boyfriend for a long time because I abused him when he played games with me.

20. It is very appropriate to say that I play WeChat in the King's QQ area every day and then eat chicken. It is too busy in several areas.

2 1, people who play end-game consoles like me really don't have this kind of trouble. The first requirement for finding a boyfriend is to be able to play games and play well. Not only can you take me to explore more games, cooperate with each other to cultivate feelings, watch professional leagues and watch live broadcasts. Everyone envies the happy life of my boyfriend and me. After all, the premise of the three views is to have the same hobbies ~

22, a sister paper, broke up more than a month ago, which was once very painful. I often lose sleep until dawn. Later, my friend asked me to play chicken to change my mood. Now I dream of picking up my equipment and aiming at the gun.

23. Why did I take all the girls in charge of a dozen N? They are in charge of the whole map wave. When they fight, they hide far away. Everyone came out only after I was killed or killed by others, but the only thing that made me happy was that they had the spirit of giving me a magnifying glass first.

24, playing online games to open two numbers, a male number and a female number, as a girlfriend and boyfriend get attached together, envy me to death!

Being in love is very tiring. Falling in love is very tiring.

1. If you send a message to a person, he will never reply. Don't send it again. There is no such humble waiting.

When a person grows up, he dares to face himself tragically.

If you send a message to a person and he ignores you repeatedly, then put away your dignity and tell yourself to stop being mean.

4. What is love? It seems that I haven't found the answer since I fell in love with 18 years old. Tired, tired, always think of reading, that kind of inner purity seems to be gone.

Even if it is only an illusory dream, I will accompany you to the end of the dream.

6. Some good things are destined to stay, and some memories should stay at the most beautiful time.

7. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

It doesn't matter if I am strong for a long time. I will protect you from now on, so you don't have to be so tired.

9. Growth is a mirage and needs a lot of sadness to cover it up.

10, there are not so many things to make movies in this world. The love you think is hard to open in your heart, but there are often not so many facts.

1 1. In the past, my brothers were scattered, and fame and fortune had long been looked down upon. I love and hate glory, and I have no intention of fighting again.

12, people want sugar, and sugar is ~ ~ sweet ~ ~

13, sometimes I don't laugh, not because I am unhappy, but because I am tired.

14, are you tired of playing? My eyes are tired.

15, tired and sad character talk _ tired and confused sentence _ tired of love, I want to put down my personality signature QQ personality signature _ sad signature _ funny signature

16. When others looked back, that person was by the lampstand. When I turned around, where was that man?

17, don't waste new tears for old sadness.

18, I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

19, I cry because you love me too much, and I laugh because you care about me too much.

No matter how many years have passed, no matter how far I have gone, I deeply miss that road, the road that once let me meet you. I thought I would hate you. The more I hate you, the more I miss you. Everyone has a bad past, as long as it is not too late to love the right person. 4. How many years does it take to warm a heart? It only takes a moment to cool down. The meaning of your existence is to interpret the love in my hasty youth. ...

2 1, my wife and mother fell into the river, so I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave.

22. If you love me, please say so. Don't wait until we are old to regret that we didn't have the courage to tell me when we were young. No one can be pure all the way, but remember, don't forget your original self. Nothing, I just forgot how to cry. You know that even if the whole city collapses because of heavy rain, I will give you a hug. 5. Forget it, don't look back. 6. Reasons for cheating ...

23, everyone's youth, but a love. There, there is love, affection, joy and joy, but only eternity. Love? Perhaps it is the thoughtfulness at first sight, and the feeling of tears in the skirt when looking back; Perhaps it is a heartless smile when you are happy, or it may be a heartbreaking cry when you are apart.

24. On that day, you were the end of the world, and I was the end of the earth. We walked in opposite directions, and we could not rely on each other for despair. At that time, you were the bright moon and I was the clear spring, inseparable and entangled; In that life, you were by Qingshui River and I was by Naihe Bridge. Your shallow brow, deep call, my light eyes and deep affection. After all, we are not fairy tales. With you, we are just cartoons that I missed my whole life.

25. Don't care too much about Tanabata. It never belonged to me or him.

26. If, if love is cold, if, if love is gone, then what do we ask?

27. I'm so tired. I'm afraid I really can't hold on. I miss you more and more every day! I am afraid that I will forget you when I wake up one day.

28. Time is never noisy. If time flies, but you still can't settle your heart in the right direction, then your soul is empty. What kind of romantic shock do you expect? What kind of sentimental feelings are you looking forward to, leaving a little pale proof for your youth that you never started.

29. Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out.

30. We lasted for a long time, but lost to eternity.

3 1, I'm not sad that you left, because I knew you would come back.

32. The most painful thing is not parting, but memories after parting.

I don't want to go to school. I don't want to get up early. I'm so tired. I want to have a good rest.

34. The night is too beautiful, failure is too dangerous, and there are always people who stay up all night with black eyes. I'm so tired, I'm sobbing, and I'm willing to lose everything and shed tears.

35. I believe you are a good man, but what about love? "Dedicated to the love of the past" Fish Leong

36, a little more happiness, less trouble. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

37. Love me. You worry about getting tired and ruining your heart. It's a pity that I have abandoned my heart. Hehe, I'm sorry, I see through you.

38. When you are mature and grow up, you have had enough and are tired of playing. No matter where I am and who I am with, will you please take me back seriously?

39. Forgiving others is the best way to treat yourself!

40. 【 Don't worry about striding. I'm not chasing. I'm really tired]

4 1, I am probably lazy and tired, and I don't want to enter other people's circles more and more, and I don't want to please anyone to make myself look good. Too lazy to care, too lazy to ponder, too lazy to tell whether every sentence is true or not. This is not so-called ignorance of the world. I know what to do in any situation, and I may do the same. It's just that I understand more and more that the people who will stay in life are those who can be themselves in front of you.

42. I am in the frozen deep sea, looking for the gap of hope. But when I woke up at midnight, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the beautiful moonlight.

43. Only those who have felt the heartbreaking pain and hysterical crying know how painful it is.

44. I witnessed a process from never loving you to loving you and finally becoming not loving you.

45. The air between us is cold, clear and solidified, and it accumulates bit by bit. I know that one day, it will turn into an ice lump and will never keep me warm.

46. I want to come, Wanshui Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.

47. I want to drink a pot of weak tea, warm or cold, and taste the vicissitudes of half a century. How I want to write a concise letter, leaving no name and sending it to the end of the unknown world. How I want to love a calm person, don't ask right and wrong, and join hands with the world of mortals.

48. When it's dark, you just feel that all that's left is love. I heard that I can't find it. I'm really tired!

49, bitter, tired, injured, happy, drunk, dizzy, and finally scored.

50. Too many troubles in life are that yes is spoken too fast and NO is spoken too slowly.

5 1. Don't take your troubles home and share them with anyone.

52. Happiness is not necessarily a joke, and sadness is not necessarily a poem. Because of you, I feel the emotion between the lines.

Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up. Life, it's no big deal

54. Life needs to face the sea and be free and easy with a cool smile. Don't care about the warmth and coldness of the years, know how to tolerate, simply face people and things, and create a warm life with a calm. Open your heart, absorb the warmth of the sun and walk with you at any time. Strip away distractions and dust, and make your heart as transparent as water. Open your heart's wings, let yourself fly, and let your heart be as light as floc.

55, this kind of good sleeping weather, all lost at work.

56. Tomorrow is a rare rest day, but I know I spent that boring 24 hours in my room alone, because I didn't have you, dear. Do you know I miss you?

57. During that period, we were heart to heart with each other. I think I have more right to care about you, but you have entered other people's scenery "it's a pity that it's not you" Fish Leong.

58. I left only because there was no regret in my dictionary.

59. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

60. How many people are like this? When they pursue you, they will say I will give you happiness, and when they break up, they will say I wish you happiness.

6 1, don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You're just so hopeless that you can't let go of someone who doesn't love you.

[Break up, I make you feel tired. ]

63. At that time, the years were quiet, and I looked across a autumn water. However, the winter snow withered, and I was lonely and snuggled up all my life. Years washed my heart, and I became a stranger's reincarnation. The flowers on the other side have fallen, and the most important thing is to miss each other. I've been alone for thousands of years, and my heart is hard to get drunk. Hugh also said that when you feel palpitations, you can't escape them. You can't escape at first sight. You promised each other. Hugh also said that you loved to the end of your life, but it was that goodbye, and you lost each other.

64. If you are tired, talking about anything is nonsense.

65. Everything that is empty will make me hold myself tight and accept the truth.

66. You are absolutely right, saying how tired you will always be.

Give me a pause button. I am really tired!

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

69. If I hadn't met you at that time, I might never have realized the taste of loving someone so much in my life.

70. If life is just like the first time, what is the autumn wind painting fan? It is easy to change, and it is also easy to change.

7 1, a moment that should last forever, came and went unconsciously.

72. I will never make you cry.

73. The moonlight that night was as light as your loneliness. You turn around and I'll lower my head. I won't find an excuse for your leaving, just as I thought you wouldn't leave. Did you find that even though you were online, I didn't call you, not because I didn't care about you, but because I found that you didn't need me. 4. I love you The deep blue in the ocean will never fade. The school brings a group of people together, a group. ...

In the torrent of time, we will always grow.

75. The sun is killing the desolation of displacement.

76. How much he hurts, how much she hurts.

77. I don't think I am bad. Why should I be wronged to please you in all aspects? I am tired.

78. You are like my star, I surround you, and I am like your meteor.

79. I stood in the crowd and felt sad as if I were going to die. My tears dripped on the red carpet where they walked hand in hand.

80. If you can't hold the sand, you might as well raise it early.

8 1, wife is a tree, never holds a lover is a bird, never feeds.

82. Have you ever seen a monk who holds up half the sky and a gentleman who holds up half the sky? Have you ever missed a time when you were silent with a mobile phone? Yes, you got it.

It is said that you dream of someone because that person is thinking of you.

84. A little more love will make you a little more tired.

85. Time leaks through your fingers. Youth is immersed in years and love and sleeps on your shoulders. Just a look, I met you unexpectedly in the world, forever.

86. At the moment, my heart is so tired, so tired, but I want to cry, but I have no strength.

87. Others say that living is suffering.

What really matters in life is not what happens to you, but what you remember and how you remember it.

89. The most tiring thing in this world is to see your heart broken and have to stick it on yourself.

90. Whether a man can give you a sense of security does not lie in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

9 1, my beloved has been in vain for three years, but I have no choice but to cry. Shame on others, pack up your ambitions and still pursue you. Emotional phrase

There are many things in the world, but you are my favorite. You have no right to stand up the day I get ahead. 3. The original simple life was turned into a complicated script by the secular world. As long as I see you getting close to someone else, I don't want to talk to you anymore. This is no longer our campus, when we leave our youth. 6. Don't be angry. ...

93. Are all feelings abandoned? Whether all happiness disappears without a trace; Are all love painful memories?

94. I see the persistence and inexplicable sadness of others but forget that I am such a person.

95. Some people are so mean that they always feel tired to be a dog.

96. What happened? You are tired, but you promised happiness.

97. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade; Watch and watch, you are tired and the stars are dim.

98. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

99. Maybe I'm tired and don't want to hurt myself any more. So I quietly buried the pain.

100, the fallen petal is affectionate with the flowing water, and the flowing water loves the fallen petal mercilessly. I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch.

Talk about the confused mood of not wanting to fall in love (70)

First, when you can't sleep, think about me more and don't waste time.

Second, suddenly the pain is severe, and tears are spinning in my eyes. I hate this feeling.

Third, there is always a clear dividing line between taking part in accidental amusement and sincerity.

Fourth, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

Fifth, children are better. One candy is enough to forget everything.

6. Be quiet with each other until you forget them completely.

The best thing in life is that because of you, someone's face is full of smiles.

Eight, I want to wake up one day, the sun is shining, love is there, and you are there.

Nine, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

Ten, visiting you will always recall, and memories will always be sad, but do you know that I am also missing.

Eleven, just realized the dream, suddenly disillusioned and broken.

Time has repeatedly forced me to admit that you are the one I shouldn't love.

Thirteen, you can change your life with a little courage.

Actually, I wish I didn't have so many troubles. How I want to go back to my childhood.

Fifteen, my current state: stupid, scum, funny, no money, no appearance, no height, no object.

The photos in the drawer have turned yellow, and my memories have not been forgotten.

Seventeen, we are struggling in this rotten and smelly youth, and finally doomed.

Eighteen, I just need to be plain. Prosperity will only confuse my eyes.

Nineteen, breaking up is not an injury or failure, but the arrival of rehearsal happiness.

20. Don't let past sadness or future worries ruin your present happiness.

2 1. If you can't give up, continue to like it, at least your heart won't be empty.

22. Take your kindness to me and get out of my world.

Twenty-three, the first time you make a mistake, the second time you make a mistake, and the third time you make a mistake.

Not all emotions should be told to you, such as I am so happy, such as I miss you so much.

Butterflies still love flowers, and you have missed my years.

Twenty-six, not all the pain can be shouted out. Not all love can be expressed.

Twenty-seven, people who make you sick can't give you medicine; The person who prescribed your medicine can't stand your illness.

Twenty-eight, sudden loneliness. It's like the theater hall after the last movie.

Twenty-nine, it turns out that the world is no match for time, and its joys and sorrows have been defeated by it.

I have nothing but loneliness and deep love.

Thirty-one, I think I will begin to miss someone inexplicably as soon as I listen to music. To be exact, it is a feeling.

Thirty-two, don't want to care, because it's not worth caring about.

The worst part is that we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.

There are so many songs in the world, but none can sing the twists and turns in my heart.

35. Happiness won't miss anyone, it will find you sooner or later.

I wish those things that break up and make up could happen to me, but she already has someone who loves her.

In fact, happiness is simple, as simple as distance and time, but I want to forget you by falling in love with another person.

Thirty-eight, I'm an spoony, too. It rained ... and I drowned.

We still want to be together, even if the whole world is against us.

Forty, I am a normal person, and I will find several people to comfort me when I am injured.

Forty-one, if I had hugged tightly, wouldn't the ending be so hasty?

Forty-two, I will cry when I am sad, and I will laugh when I grow up.

Forty-three, when I really understand the meaning of the word "good years", you are gone.

Forty-four, quietly pull away from your world and gradually run aground on you.

45. Silence is contagious, right? At first you didn't want to talk to me, but over time I didn't want to talk to you either.

Forty-six, young heart, it proves that our love is vigorous and painful.

Forty-seven, I know I will cry when I read it, but I stubbornly put him in the most conspicuous position.

Forty-eight, I have always had a dream, that is, to be spoiled by 10 thousand people and understood by one person!

Forty-nine, there has always been an impossible person in my heart, and I think I will never change.

50. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long and even take the initiative.

Fifty-one, I can't hold the deep sea of the sun. How can we bury the heat?

Since you and I both broke our vows, I don't need to shed a tear for those who betrayed me.

53. Violation is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

I like you, just like the white clouds overhead at night.

You live firmly in my heart, so I can't escape.

If I love you, I will respect your choice, even if you choose to leave.

The advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

I thought we would be together for a long time, but you couldn't bear to leave me.

Sighing is a waste of time, crying is a waste of energy.

I won't blame you or be angry with you, so congratulations, I don't love you anymore.

Sixty-one, the so-called love is not a vigorous oath, but a simple companionship.

Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

63. The greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you.

I don't know if it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.

Sixty-five, this summer, we will walk out of the classroom with a smile!

When we are all grown up. Who remembers the past?

Sixty-seven, treat our country with beauty and allow you to be a son-in-law.

Sixty-eight, when I turned around, you were no longer at the intersection. Am I too slow or do you walk too fast?

69. Always let go of the hand you hold. Who doesn't learn to be strong when he is injured?

70. Love doesn't matter to me recently, but it is my achilles heel.

The sentence of falling in love failed. Falling in love failed.

1, people are sad because they are always immersed in yesterday's sadness, rather than losing too much; People are stupid because they always fall into the same trap twice, three times or even more, rather than not finding the trap; People are lonely because the person who has been waiting has left his heart, not because he hasn't arrived yet.

2. If you care about a person, you will think of that person. If you love someone, you will really face that person. The person I love most is the person who is reading the information. Love is an unreserved effort. I am also trying to make a beautiful promise to you and really love you.

3. Those fleeting years, those madness, those sadness, all settled at a crossroads.

4, often pretend to be arrogant Leng Yan, just to be less pitiful when no one cares about you.

5, if you don't know, don't think, don't love, don't be so greedy.

6. Those who stand in the same place and wait will always be abandoned.

7. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

8. Many things happen for no reason, for example, people's hearts will change for no reason.

9. Open your eyes and see every figure in front of you, which one is the one who will never disappear around you.

10, in one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

1 1, when I have nothing. Who will hug me and say: you still have me.

12, I obviously like you, but I have to put up with you calling me brother.

13, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed when you give it away.

14, the world is so big, there is no best winner, and that hurried year is just a memory in my heart. Others can go far because they refuse, and they will go further because they don't refuse.

15, after being lovelorn, we learned to cherish. Perhaps it is because we understand the pain of loss that we learn to cherish the love we have in the future. Being lovelorn is like the fermentation of flour, which only makes steamed buns taste better, softer and more delicious.

16. If a person loves you, he won't make many demands on you. The only thing he wants is that you love him too.

17. Implication is a kind of beauty and a kind of respect for others.

18, a person will have no temperature and no heart for a long time.

19, when two people are together, they will fall in love, and a girl will be like a flower, just for him to enjoy. Instead of turning himself into a cactus, passing by will make him black and blue.

20. Not loving is not loving. Don't make inappropriate excuses.

2 1, drunk, drunk and heartbroken.

22, do what you should do, and then wait to be appreciated by fate, or be buried by fate. Don't care too much, you will be much happier.

23. Fate will never be partial to you, nor will it ignore you forever. When it closes a door for you, it will also open a window for you. Learn to let go, and your life will be suddenly enlightened, and your life will be clear.

24. Life is written in the magic guide of white hair, but we have to face the helpless reality.