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What would you do if you applied for Ali and met Ma Yun in the elevator?

We probably have too many film and television works, legends of rivers and lakes, and so-called job hunting strategies for partial subjects, which are full of legends. Let many people believe that there are shortcuts to job hunting and shortcuts to the workplace. Can produce many miracles. Therefore, even in the daily job-hunting reality, I find that many people want to take shortcuts and do many seemingly creative things, but they are actually taking risks. And euphemistically called, surprise!

Aside from the newcomers applying for Ali, the probability of meeting Ma Yun in the elevator is almost zero. Suppose all this happened in reality. Then, I think there are only two choices about how to use this short minute. One is to seek stability and be a steady old driver. One is to win by taking risks and take a chance.

If I were in this situation, my choice would be to smile, nod and say hello. I won't try my best to express myself, as most other people replied, or the book deliberately attracts Ma Yun's attention. As long as it's not rude and rude.

The reason is particularly simple: first of all, as an excellent company controller, he will not interfere, interfere or even decide the recruitment of personnel departments. This is an unchangeable rule among larger enterprises. Ma Yun can't tell HR who I like. You must choose him. What you have done, the so-called miracle, adventure and shortcut, simply doesn't hold water.

Secondly, in addition to the information obtained in media publicity and video speeches. In fact, you don't know Ma Yun. Everything you do is based on speculation about Ma Yun. Who knows what you say, your actions will be thankless. And it looks bold. The effect does not depend on you, but on the other side. Try not to think only of the bright side.

Moreover, everyone has his own affairs and responsibilities. Ma Yun is not idle every day, waiting to meet people and chat. You don't know whether he is in a state of thinking. Your so-called communication and display will probably put the other party in an embarrassing state of being unwilling to answer, but feeling rude if you don't answer. In this state, it is very likely that your words and deeds are not noticed by the other party at all. Or you may have negative emotions.

As a public figure, your display, Ma Yun's most likely treatment is a smile, or a simple greeting. This is not good for job seekers in essence. If you have to feel that miracles are everywhere, maybe what is waiting for you is the cruel "knock" of reality!

Unless the position you are applying for reports directly to Ma Yun or indirectly again, I suggest that you don't say anything. Calm is not the best way to smile politely.

There are three reasons:

First, the relationship between reporting is 108,000 miles. Don't dream about it.

1 min Don't dream in the elevator. You can impress Ma Yun to admit you. Do you think he is stupid?

Every position has HR, line manager and others to decide the interview results. Teacher Ma won't interfere in the daily recruitment activities, so don't fantasize about Marisol's TV dramas.

Not suitable for the real workplace at all.

Second, everyone's time is precious, and everyone knows elevator etiquette.

If you are a subordinate of Teacher Ma, you can report your work and talk about your life in the elevator, and don't waste other people's time.

Talking nonsense in the elevator itself is not polite. Besides, there are many people in the elevator. The most polite elevator communication is eye contact, nodding, and not saying much.

Third, the best result is to take a group photo as a souvenir

As the boss of the world's number one internet company, I have the opportunity to meet in the elevator. The best result we can get is to take a photo with Teacher Ma.

"Teacher Ma, hello, I'm here for an interview today. I am very lucky to meet you. Can I take a picture with you? "

Scratching.

"Thank you, I hope to join Alibaba, or I will set up Ali Mama to beat you."

Goodbye.

In short, don't try to talk about your understanding of Alibaba's strategy, put forward some constructive suggestions, or try to discuss your favorite industry trends with Mr. Ma.

Stop dreaming, these behaviors will only lower your professional status.

If you don't want to take a group photo, just politely say "hello!" In the elevator. Do it.

Let Mr. Ma hold back and think, "Grandma, why don't you take a photo with me? Why don't you feel surprised and admired? "