A domineering talk on Singles’ Day

Domineering remarks on Singles’ Day

With the widespread use of social networks, more and more people will post remarks in Moments to vent their little emotions and share own mood. So what kind of talk is novel and unique? The following are the domineering remarks I compiled on Singles' Day. They are for reference only. You are welcome to read them.

They all say words are like people. I read the medical records. I can’t even imagine what the doctor looks like.

Everyone is single, so no one wants the beauties in the world! Hang in there!

It’s almost here, and I’ve seen a lot of girls saying they don’t want to spend Singles’ Day alone. I’ve been tight on money recently and want to make some extra money. Driving a luxury car and pretending to be a rich man to meet his parents and friends, he can drive 5 kilometers a day. Those who ride bicycles to carry gas tanks for cooking and cooking will be charged 500 meters per day; those who accompany them to climb mountains to relieve boredom will be charged 200 meters per day. If special services are required, additional charges will apply depending on appearance.

Forgive me, I’m just a passerby on Singles’ Day.

It is strongly recommended that the country establish a family planning special contribution award to be awarded to those bachelor brothers and bachelor ladies who have never married, made selfless contributions, are unknown, and seek defeat alone, and have made special contributions to controlling the population growth of our country. I would like to express my sincere gratitude High respect!

Cherish every Single’s Day you spend now, because there will be someone who will accompany you to spend Valentine’s Day every year in the future.

Warmly welcome all couples to celebrate Singles’ Day with us and have fun together.

On World Youth Day, be sure to invite single friends to have sex; on Singles Day tomorrow, invite young friends to share it. Different festivals, with different meanings, embed colorful memories into the single youthful years, which is unique.

Singles’ Day has a code word. If you look carefully, you will know that Singles’ Day is unrealistic and the choice is contrary to the meaning; singles are single but they are pairs secretly, plank roads are built secretly and warehouses are built, two and one party are arranged side by side, and couples become couples. Right bachelor.

Let’s date, and then we won’t have to celebrate Singles’ Day.

He won’t celebrate Singles’ Day because of me!

Singles don’t have to worry. The beauties in the world join Beidou. They want to be free first, work hard, and then make enough money. I wish you a sweet and sweet love soon, my friend, happy Singles’ Day!

Being single is purely an accident, but the reality is very helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love is already gathering pace, the goal is not far away, and the wish has been realized. I will have love before the next Singles Day. irrigation! Happy Singles’ Day!

Everyone knows. It's Singles' Day, a double price day, but did anyone know that November is the Armistice Day of World War I? Refuse war and maintain peace, starting from me.

Six thoughts about Singles’ Day: First, I want to go on a blind date for free, second, I want to date someone, third, I want to poach without guilt, fourth, I want to be younger, fifth, I want the opposite sex to chase me, and sixth, I want to be charming. To realize the above idea, I will teach you a method: wash and go to sleep.

The teacher said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine’s Day, middle school students celebrate Singles’ Day, and college students celebrate Children’s Day.

Being in love is a state of great internet speed, being out of love is a state of freezing, and we bachelors are in a standby state.

As a bachelor, I have no house, no money, no car, no one to love me, no one to love me, no spirit, but I have a heart that doesn’t want to be lonely. It doesn't matter, Singles' Day is here, and with my blessings to accompany you, it will be a matter of time to take off your "nakedness", so be happy.