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The most classic story in history.

1. Boys basically don't break up, but they are good at forcing girls to break up voluntarily. I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you still have a high fever. Listen honestly when you lose your temper, and I'll show you when it's over. Please take care of yourself. If not, I will take care of you. 5. Do you know why the highest intimacy of QQ is only 99? Because the people closest to you will also have a 1% chance to leave you. 6. There are more and more people who can resist the urge to kick people and chat calmly with people they hate. 7. I want to go to the movies with my girlfriend recently. Do you have a good girlfriend to recommend? 8. If the other person's face changes, it means that your jokes should be enough. It seems that many people don't understand this truth. 9. At the end of the story, I am not your princess, and you are no longer my hero. 10. Some people can't hurt me with a hundred words, but sometimes you can tear my heart apart with one word. This is the difference between you and them in my heart. 1 1. The test results should be told to my right ear, which is far from my heart, or I will die suddenly. 12. Hormones are responsible for love at first sight and Plato is responsible for growing old together. 13. I have a lot to say when I am sad, and finally it becomes "nothing". 14. It must be sick to feel ugly! Why else is the plastic surgery hospital called a hospital? 15. One day I finally gave up on you, one day I finally put it down, one day I left with someone else, and one day I became a complete stranger with you. Will you regret not cherishing it? 16. Mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally disperse. 17. Give me a good night and let me know that I will have you tomorrow. 18. It is said that the probability of two people meeting is 0.00487, while the probability of falling in love is 0.000049. Thank you for seeing me. 19. Every time I finish quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again. 20. In the face of those who talk cheap, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face? 2 1. Pretend that others have not said sorry to me. Leaving here is your best apology. 22. There will be no turning back in the past and no stability in the future. 23. The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your mistakes and shortcomings, but still thinks you are great. I can forgive you infinitely, but don't expect me to trust you again. 25. There is an idiom called enough is enough, which tells us to learn enough in everything, just like you don't like me, but I pester you and hit you, which can only be a joke in the end. 26. Not all feelings have a beginning and an end, just as the end of loneliness is not necessarily fear. 27. Always remember: God will only arrange a happy ending. If you are unhappy, it means that it is not the final outcome. 28. Don't judge me lightly. You only know my name, but you don't know my story You just heard about my behavior, but you don't know what I went through. 29. I thought I gave you the best company, but I didn't expect it to become your biggest fetter in the end. 30. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance. The most classic story in history is 2 1. May there be someone around you who will always take care of your childishness and love you, like the fragrance of wine floating in a deep alley, and get drunk when you smell it. 2. Learn clean language and quiet laughter, go with the wind and regard loneliness as freedom. Have you ever met such a person who knows that there will be no result and that they will part one day, but still wants to hold his hand and accompany him to the end of the road. 4, negative energy in the middle of the night to doubt whether life can be like a fool during the day. Maybe this is life. 5, in fact, nothing can't be let go, but I feel sorry for giving so much emotion. 6. There will always be a good reunion, but no good ending. Finally, love turned into unwillingness, deep love into sadness, missing into upset, and taking the initiative to become a bitch. 7. The most embarrassing thing in this world is not that he doesn't love you, but that he says he loves you very much and finally gives you up easily. 8. I have never thought of letting you learn to cherish by leaving, and I have never thought of letting you regret by giving up. I just loved you for a long time and didn't respond. I'm just tired. 9. You are so calm, stubborn and sensitive to death. You will die only when something happens, so no one loves you and cares about your feelings. 10, it is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. People's hearts are getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, the story is slowly written to the end, and love becomes unlovable because of too many disappointments. 1 1, I gradually found that staying up late was actually very sleepy. It's just something I've been looking forward to and worried about It makes you think you might be surprised the next second. Maybe you are lonely and used to being happy. People never go to bed late.