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After the eunuch finished the operation, where did the cut things go after the eunuch finished the operation?

Where did the things cut after the eunuch's operation go? We've all seen movies or TV shows, and we know that eunuchs should put the cut things on the beams after the operation. Then the question comes: why did the eunuch do this?

Before answering this question, let's talk about the process of eunuch operation. In ancient times, when you were a eunuch, you must first lead an honest and clean life. The person in charge of cleaning is called the cleaner, commonly known as the knife maker.

Whose child wants to be a eunuch, he will find a knife maker, give him some money, food and so on, and the two sides will sign a voluntary purification document, and this agreement will be reached.

Because pants are not allowed to be worn under your body for a period of time after cleansing, cleansing is generally chosen in late spring and early summer. At this time, the temperature is not high or low, and it is unlikely to attract mosquitoes and flies.

On this day, first prepare mugwort leaves, dandelions and honeysuckle vines, boil soup and wash the patient's private parts. Fill another bowl of stinky marijuana water until you feel dizzy, and then kill someone.

The first step is to cut a deep hole in each of the left and right balloons and squeeze out two balls. At this time, it is really painful. Generally, something will be stuffed in the surgical crowd to relieve the pain.

After the pellets are extruded, the second step is to cut them into long pieces. This is a technical job. If you cut it shallow, the fragile bones inside will grow back and become false eunuch. If found, you will either be beaten alive or get a second knife. If you cut deeply, the eunuch will leave the problem of peeing his crotch in the future.

After cutting, insert a barley straw under it to facilitate urination.

The cut things will be collected by the knife maker, dried with lime, wrapped in red cloth and tied tightly, placed in a square wooden box (called Sheng in ancient times) and sent to the beams.

What's the story? This is called red step (cloth) and high birth (promotion). I wish the Qing people get rich and redeem their property.

As for why it should be redeemed, it is not difficult to understand.

First, the ancients said that it was a big unfilial thing for parents with physical problems to cut off * * *. If they don't redeem it when they are old, it will add to the crime. If they die, they don't deserve to go to their ancestral graves.

Secondly, eunuchs are short of babies. Of course, they hope that after the baby dies, they can be buried with him and report to the terrifying as a complete person, so that they can be reborn in the next life.

Third, it is related to ancient reproductive worship. The so-called reproductive worship is a kind of praise and yearning for the reproductive ability of biology. Important things are cut off, well protected, and it is appropriate to have money to redeem them.

Now, you must know why Li is so depressed after losing his penis that has been preserved for many years. Although that thing is separated from the body, the baby is still a baby.

How did the eunuchs in the past operate? There are two systems that allow people to purify themselves. One is official, and the cleaning institution in Qing Dynasty is the "Department of Punishment" under the Ministry of Internal Affairs, which manages harem affairs; Then there is the folk "professional net". Of course, there are family workshops. [2]

The risk of cleaning is very high and the mortality rate is very high. Only about 40% will survive. It is not despair, ordinary people will not do such a "childlessness" thing. In the Qing Dynasty, the private "professional clean room" was quite professional, with low pain and low mortality, so there was a lot of business. During the Guangxu period of Qing Dynasty, there were two famous eunuchs in Beijing. One is called Liu Xiaodao. Many eunuchs in the Qing Dynasty were "born here". Because the eunuchs sent were of good quality and the channels were stable, the two "knives" were also capped with seven high hats and became county-level "cleansers". Parents send their children to clean up, and they have to pay a "cleaning fee" of five or six taels of silver to the "knife". Don't eat or drink before castration, and excrete feces and urine. During castration, the cleaned person will be tied to the "operating table" (sometimes made of door panels). At that time, there would be no * * *, and some people said that something would be put on the genitals to anesthetize the nerves. Before moving the knife, sometimes the cleaner will drink some high-alcohol liquor like Beijing Erguotou to paralyze his nerves; Then there is distraction, such as hanging a knife in front of his eyes and talking to him to attract attention. By the time he felt pain, his genitals had been cut off. Sanitary conditions are very poor when cleaning the body. If one knife goes down, people will bleed profusely, and people will faint with pain. The knife used by the "Knife Man" is baked on the fire, even if it is disinfected. The way to stop bleeding is to bake the knife red, burn it at the edge, scab it, or apply powder (sometimes incense ash) to stop bleeding. Then carried to a sealed hut, covered with a layer of grass ash, sucking blood, incontinence, wound healing a month later. After the operation, a thin tube (sometimes made of barley straw) should be placed in the urination tube to prevent new meat from growing and blocking the urethra, otherwise it will swell to death. If it is really blocked, cut it again and suffer from the second crop. Many eunuchs often smell of urine, mostly because the cleaning operation is not done well, the cutting is not in place, or too much, which leads to urinary incontinence. Because human organs have the possibility of re-growth, they are "sprouted" again. Therefore, even if you become a eunuch after entering the palace, you should have a "physical examination" once a year. This is called "cleaning". Once it is found to be long, it should be cut again to prevent "germination" so as not to harm the harem. However, experienced and prestigious eunuchs often try to avoid "cleaning" and even use secret recipes to promote genital growth. For example, in the Ming dynasty, there were rumors that eunuchs ate the boy's brain. "Eating People" (Volume 28) records that "recently, Fujian tax collectors listened to Fang Shizhen's words: if children eat more than a thousand brains, their yang road can be restored. They are all killed by buying childlike innocence. " So it is difficult to guarantee that eunuchs are rootless people. An Dehai and Li castrated themselves for their love of money. But because it is "self-castration", it is possible to be unclean. Of course, it does not rule out that * * * is re-grown, or it is bribed by the director of the Criminal Investigation Bureau. There is a history of executives taking bribes. Lao Ai, the mother of Qin Shihuang and the father of Evonne, entered the palace disguised as a eunuch. Evonne and Lv Buwei conspired to hire the director of Corruption, but only pulled out Ai's moustache and kept it. In addition to the above-mentioned "cutting method", eunuch castration also has the same "cutting method" as pigs and cattle. Only the external kidney (scrotum) is cut to remove its testicles, and * * * still exists. Although it can't get an erection, its shape still exists, and it can be "cheap" when it is * * *. Such eunuchs and emperors are not at ease. After the Ming Dynasty, such eunuchs were forbidden to enter the harem. What is the eunuch doing surgery to remove? For the process of * * *, there is such a record in the exhibition hall: when a person is lying on his back on the kang, one person fixes his waist, and the other two people hold his legs respectively, and tie his abdomen and upper thigh tightly with cloth. After washing the genitals and scrotum with hot pepper water, the surgeon asked the victim for the last time, "Did you regret it later?" After he said "no regrets", he cut the scrotum and scrotum. In order to avoid urethral blockage after operation, a white wax tube must be inserted into the urethra and the wound should be wrapped with paper soaked in cold water. After surgery, people have to walk for two or three hours before they can lie down. To avoid frequent urination, you can't drink water for three days. Three days later, the wax tube was pulled out to spray urine, and the operation was successful. Whether it is the court, the people or the individual, strict inspection is required when entering the palace. It's "unclean castration" and you can't enter the palace.

How did the eunuchs in ancient China become eunuchs by castration? Unless your man wants to be a woman, transsexuality is not as terrible as in ancient times. The operation process is as follows: first castrate the testis, cut two holes in the capsule, cut off the tendon, and then squeeze out the testis. Oh! It hurts just to listen. People who are squeezed must be more painful than death. It is also useful to squeeze out eggs. Take them away and put them in the eunuch's mouth. One egg and one mouth make no sound. When eggs are stuffed into their mouths, they are almost lifeless. At this time, they will contribute, and the abdomen will go all out to the abdomen. When the bidet contributes, it will squeeze out two testicles. Then bring bitter pig gall, stick it on the wound and stick it together. It is said that Bitter Pig Gallbladder Ointment will reduce swelling and stop bleeding, and the testicles will be squeezed out. Further down, it will be completely castrated. In Beijing, this is called castration. If you want to castrate this place, you must cut the whole plane without leaving any protruding meat. How do you say this? Because the incision is not flat enough, this cartilage will come out another day. If you come out, you have to have another operation. If it's too deep, the wound will heal another day. If it falls, it will become a hole. It will be troublesome to pee, and your pants will get wet. Most eunuchs will have sequelae after castration, and urine will split like a fan! The whole group was castrated, and another egg was stuffed into the mouth. There is no sound in the pain, but it hurts like hell. The following was caught by fiery red tongs, which made people faint! Men are castrated and become men and women. This is the poor eunuch, more painful than the death penalty. Eunuchs are mostly children of six or seven years old. In order to make a living, they are tortured at a young age, and they are willing to do so. They really have courage and compassion! When I talked about castration a while ago, people were so miserable that they woke up to drink marijuana water. Drinking marijuana will make people unconscious, and they will be as confused as taking anesthetic, No.4 and amphetamine, so it should be drugs. Marijuana is also a laxative. After drinking marijuana water, I have been leaking urine and leaking into my stomach. By the way, after * * *, the wound was covered with bitter pig gall. Pig bile is sticky. After sticking, the bleeding will stop and the inflammation will be alleviated. Leave a small hole to insert the straw when pasting. This tube made of corn bone is like a urinary catheter for him to urinate. You can drink porridge on the second day after operation instead of eating hard food. The porridge is stuffed with broken balls. Put a tube and suck it up for the eunuch to eat. Under the bed, put a broken box, which is used to put shit. I can't get out of bed until the third day. At this time, the wound below is not healed but scarred. At this time, it will be very painful and cramping. Three times a day, my leg hurts badly and I am shaking all over. What should I do with the cut penis? The master of cleanliness regards it as a treasure. Eunuchs have no right to take it back. Master cleanliness has the right to keep it. Master Jiepi will prepare a basin, mix lime in it, arrange two testicles, and let the lime absorb water, so that the testicles will not rot. The operation contract is wrapped in oil paper, put in a basin, wrapped in red cloth, tied with a rope and hung on a central beam. There is a central beam in the lobby of the ancient house. This is interesting! This is called red cloth promotion, which means wishing eunuchs good luck and promotion step by step in the future! China people have a tradition that when they die, they will leave their leaves and be buried in their native land. No matter where you go to the ends of the earth, no matter where you die in the end, you want to leave the leaves to the roots. If a person dies in a foreign country and can't go back to his hometown for burial, he will definitely cover the soil of his hometown. It's called falling leaves as roots.

Do eunuchs have to cut all or half?

Clean operating room is called "clean room". The date of operation was chosen in late spring and early summer, neither too hot nor too cold, and there were no mosquitoes and flies. Because the lower body is not allowed to wear clothes. People who love cleanliness should not eat the day before to avoid defecation for a day or two after operation. First, boil a bowl of stinky hemp leaf water and make eunuchs drink anesthesia. Then cut it. (This process is my own imagination) Why did the eunuch enter the palace for surgery? Why did eunuchs enter the palace for surgery? That's for sure. How can he enter the palace as a eunuch without surgery? As we all know, eunuchs are ancient men who have lost their lifeblood and have no fertility. Such people are very common. There are many such people in the court. In order to serve emperors and queens, concubines and brothers, their essence is to run errands and do odd jobs.

Eunuch was originally called eunuch, but later changed to eunuch now. Since ancient times, eunuchs have been divided into two types. One is that the family is poor and can't afford it, so they go to the palace to survive. These people are the most common and common.

The other is that there are relatives and friends in the palace. Because they are smart and know how to act according to circumstances, such as eunuch Li, they are usually reused by the queen mother and further become fathers-in-law. If the relationship between the emperor and the queen mother is relatively strong, they can take care of some men in the palace. This level is much higher than the average person, and there is a lot of oil and water, which is also valued by the emperor.

But eunuchs are eunuchs after all, and they can't escape the fate of incorruptibility. The idea was first conceived by the emperor, because the palace was full of beautiful women and wives, and the emperor could not take care of them, so there was a saying that the emperor was afraid of being cuckolded by others.

The blood of the royal family is not guaranteed, and all the hard work is in vain, so this method is used to avoid future troubles. According to legend, things cut by eunuchs will be put in jars and put in empty rooms in the palace. They will have surgery when they are very young. Generally, after removing six taels of silver, you need to rest for one year before you can send it to the palace for study.

What is the specific part of eunuch quilt? Castrate the testicles first, and then go down and castrate them completely.

Eunuch (tài jiàn) originally refers to a senior official among eunuchs, and now refers to an official who was incapacitated by the reproductive organs in ancient China and was specially used by the royal family in ancient capitals to serve men. It is also called eunuch, eunuch, temple people, official, middle-level official, inner official, inner minister, inner servant and inner prison. In the Ming dynasty, it was also called the company of older eunuchs.

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Body-cleaning institutions: In the past, there were two kinds of institutions for men to body-clean. One is the official camp. In the Qing Dynasty, the clean-up institution was the "Punishment Department" under the Ministry of Internal Affairs, which managed the harem affairs. Then there is the folk "professional clean room", and of course there are family workshops.

The risk of virginity is high and the mortality rate is high. Only about 40% will survive. It is not despair, ordinary people will not do such a "childlessness" thing.

In the Qing Dynasty, the private "professional clean room" was quite professional, and the pain and mortality during the operation were low, so there was a lot of business. During the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty, there were two famous eunuchs in Beijing, one was called "Wu Bi" and the other was called "filial piety Liu". Many eunuchs in the Qing Dynasty were "born" here.

Because the eunuchs sent were of good quality and the channels were stable, the two "swordsmen" were also sealed with seven high hats and became county-level "cleansing teachers". Parents send their children to clean themselves, and they also have to pay a "cleansing fee" of five or six taels of silver to the "swordsman".

Don't eat or drink before castration, and excrete feces and urine. When castrating, the net will be tied to the "operating table" (sometimes made of door panels). At that time, there would be no * * *, and some people said that something would be put on the genitals to anesthetize the nerves.

Before moving the knife, sometimes the clothes cleaner will drink some high-alcohol liquor like Beijing Erguotou to paralyze his nerves; Then there is distraction, such as hanging a knife in front of his eyes and talking to him to attract attention. When he felt pain, his genitals were cut off.

Sanitary conditions are very poor when cleaning the body. If one knife goes down, people will bleed profusely, and people will faint with pain. The knife used by the "Knife" is baked on the fire, even if it is disinfected.

The way to stop bleeding is to bake the knife red, burn it at the edge to make it scab, or coat it with powder (sometimes incense ash) to stop bleeding, and then carry it to a sealed hut, and lay a layer of grass ash under it to absorb blood and incontinence. It takes a month for the wound to heal.